A/N THANK YOU ALL FOR REVIEWING!! Even if there were'nt that many, I DON'T REALLY CARE!! Some fans are better than none. THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUUUUU!! I just want you all to know that your reviews made my day. Yet again, THANK YOUUUU! Please read the authors note at the end.

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT OR EDWARD CULLEN. (sobs) But...I DO own;

the screen names

and the out-of-character randomness. (Which isn't much, but at least it's something.)

CHAPTER 2: The Box Of Dooooom, Therapists, and Gays (NO OFFENCE TO THOSE WHO ARE. IT'S JUST A JOKE.)

(A/N I will not tell you the screen names, but you will find out and they will be pretty obvious)

(A/N #2 Special Guest Alert!! I don't own the 'special guest' either...)

adorablePIXIE has entered chat.

EMOvampy has entered chat.

adorablePIXIE: JAZZ!I love my new sn :)

EMOvampy: glad you like it.

adorablePIXIE: do you like urs?

EMOvampy: well, yeah, except... WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP MAKING FUN OF ME?!

adorablePIXIE: cuz its fun :)

EMOvampy: oh, I see how it is. So, Alice, do you think I would make a good therapist? Hmm?

adorablePIXIE: well, yes of course. Except when you start acting all emo. Then they might run away.

EMOvampy: and...how does that make you feeeeeeeeel?

adorablePIXIE: well, idunno. I guess it's kinda funny when you have ur emo moments.

EMOvampy: how do you feeeeeeeel about that?

adorablePIXIE: okay, stop. Its getting annoying.

EMOvampy: how does that make you feeeeeeeeel?

adorablePIXIE: ANNOYED. NOW STOP.

EMOvampy: haha. :) okay. At least now you know how it feeeeeeels.

FluffumsTheTeddyBear has entered chat.

SEXIblondIE has entered chat.

SEXIblondIE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

EMOvampy: LOL

adorablePIXIE: ROTFL!!

FluffumsTheTeddyBear: ROSALIE!!

SEXIblondIE: sorry, I just had to. Love my name, btw ;)

FluffumsTheTeddyBear: haha Jasper, look at urs.

EMOvampy: HAHA LOOK AT URS!!

FluffumsTheTeddyBear: STOP. IT. OR ELSE...

EMOvampy: would you like me to go get the box?

FluffumsTheTeddyBear: NO!! NOT THE BOX!! IT'S DARK IN THERE!! and Snifflepoo doesn't like the dark...

adorablePIXIE: Snifflepoo...?

FluffumsTheTeddyBear: yes. Snifflepoo is my rubber duckie.

EMOvampy: HAHAHA FLUFFUMS THE TEDDY BEAR HAS A RUBBER DUCKIE NAMED SNIFFLEPOO!!

FluffumsTheTeddyBear: Shut it, emo boy.

EMOvampy: I will get the box.

FluffumsTheTeddyBear: NO! NONONONONONO!! I'LL BE GOOD, OKAY? SEE?! It's okay Snifflepoo...the emo boy won't hurt you...

EMOvampy: ignoring.

TheOnlySexyVolvoOwnerEver has entered chat.

ThePefectAngel has entered chat.

FluffumsTheTeddyBear: hahahahah! Edward look at ur sn!!

TheOnlySexyVolvoOwnerEver: look at yours.

ThePefectAngel: LOL! Fluffums...nice one, Rosalie.

SEXIblondIE: Thank you :)

FluffumsTheTeddyBear: SHUT. UP. SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!!

TheOnlySexyVolvoOwnerEver: I'll go get the box, Emmett.

EMOvampy: yeah. You said you'd be good. Into the box...

FluffumsTheTeddyBear: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO, I PROMISE!!

TheOnlySexyVolvoOwnerEver: hmmmm...okay then. We'll spare you...for now.

FluffumsTheTeddyBear: okay...see, Snifflepoo, the mean person and the emo boy wont hurt you...

TheOnlySexyVolvoOwnerEver: Snifflepoo? Should I ask...?

EMOvampy: No.

adorablePIXIE: Don't. Please.

SEXIblondIE: NO.

ThePefectAngel: Just...Don't ask, Eddy.

TheOnlySexyVolvoOwnerEver: NOT YOU TOO!! DON'T CALL ME THAT!!

ThePefectAngel: ur...ur...YELLING at me...?

TheOnlySexyVolvoOwnerEver: what? No! No, never!!

ThePefectAngel: but...but...you were yelling at me!!

TheOnlySexyVolvoOwnerEver: I'm sorry, Bella!!

ThePefectAngel: What are you sorry for?! you just said that you weren't yelling at me!!

TheOnlySexyVolvoOwnerEver: I wasn't!!

ThePefectAngel: THEN WHAT ARE YOU APOLOGIZING FOR!? Honestly, Eddy, I don't get you at all.

EMOvampy: LOL

TheOnlySexyVolvoOwnerEver: I am apologizing for offending you, which I obviously did, even though I don't know what I did.

ThePefectAngel: YOU WERE YELLING AT ME!!

FluffumsTheTeddyBear: Bella, I hate to burst ur bubble, but he can't yell at you. We are on AIM. You can't yell at someone over AIM unless you put -yells- in front of what he wrote. (Which he didn't do) plus, he is incapable of yelling at you Bella. He just can't.

ThePefectAngel: SO NOW UR YELLING AT ME TOO?! AND BURSTING MY BUBBLE?! HOW COULD YOU EMMETT!!

EMOvampy: LOL

TheOnlySexyVolvoOwnerEver: Calm down, Bella, Emmett was just being an idiot as usual. Jasper, help me out please...

ThePefectAngel: Edward, how could you!! you're leaving me!? I can't believe you!!

TheOnlySexyVolvoOwnerEver: WHAT?! Jasper...

EMOvampy: I'm sorry, I'm sorry!! I'm watching a soap opera...Bobby, how could you?! You can't just leave her!!

TheOnlySexyVolvoOwnerEver: Jasper.

EMOvampy: Sorry.

ThePefectAngel: ...okay...I'm okay now...

TheOnlySexyVolvoOwnerEver: That's good :)

Dr.McSparkly entered chat.

MotherOfIdiots has entered chat.

EMOvampy: Nice job Carlisle. Her sn is totally true when it comes to Emmett.

ThePefectAngel: LOL

adorablePIXIE: HAHAHA!!

FluffumsTheTeddyBear: HEY!!

Dr.McSparkly: ...Emmett? Nice screen name...lol

FluffumsTheTeddyBear:SOPPIT!!

TheOnlySexyVolvoOwnerEver: I'll go get the box...

FluffumsTheTeddyBear: No! I'll be good!!

EMOvampy: never gets old.

SEXIblondIE: haha.

Dr.McSparkly: well, I gotta go continue my shift at the hospital...bye.

MotherOfIdiots: yeah, I have to go to make some cookies!!

FluffumsTheTeddyBear: but...we don't eat...

TheOnlySexyVolvoOwnerEver: Shut it, Emmett.

FluffumsTheTeddyBear: WHY DO YOU ALL HATE ME?!

EMOvampy: STOPPIT!! BEING EMO AND OVERREACTING IS MY THING!!

Dr.McSparkly: ...well, bye.

Dr.McSparkly has left chat.

MotherOfIdiots: ...yeah...those cookies wont make themselves...

MotherOfIdiots has left chat.

adorablePIXIE: uh-ohhhh...

TheOnlySexyVolvoOwnerEver: what?

adorablePIXIE: You'll see...in 17 seconds...

(17 seconds later)

SmellyDog has entered chat.

LickItLikeALollipop has entered chat.

TheOnlySexyVolvoOwnerEver: RENESMEE?! JACOB, YOU WILL DIE. Nessie, nice job with his name. It does fit.

LickItLikeALollipop: -giggle-

SmellyDog: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Just wanted to see your reaction ;)

TheOnlySexyVolvoOwnerEver: NOT. FUNNY.

ThePefectAngel: Nessie...go change ur sn before your father breaks...the house...Jakes neck...or anything breakable in general.

LickItLikeALollipop: lol okay

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JakesGirl has entered chat.

JakesGirl: Better?

TheOnlySexyVolvoOwnerEver:yes :)oh, and Jacob, you will be fatally wounded sometime in the very near future.

SmellyDog:Pshh, whatever. Like the name, Nessie ;)

CupO'Joe has entered chat.

Mr.adorable has entered chat.

UberDuperQueer has entered chat.

EMOvampy: who are you...?

Mr.adorable: ...Bob.

UberDuperQueer: ...Bill.

CupO'Joe: ...Joe.

Mr.adorable: Joe!! ur not supposed to tell them that ur real name is Joe!!

FluffumsTheTeddyBear:so...what's ur reeeeeeal name 'Joe'?

CupO'Joe: Joe.

FluffumsTheTeddyBear:Oh.

UberDuperQueer: Dude...what's with ur sn...?

FluffumsTheTeddyBear: ...whats with urs?

Mr.adorable: hahaha...I changed it...

UberDuperQueer: Thanks Nick!! I wanted to tell the story!!

Mr.adorable: whatever. Deal with it.

FluffumsTheTeddyBear:wait...rewind...who is this Nick?

Mr.adorable: ...ooops...

FluffumsTheTeddyBear:so...Mr. Queer, what is ur real name?? Hmmm?

UberDuperQueer: ...um...

TheOnlySexyVolvoOwnerEver:We'll put you in the box if you don't tell us.

UberDuperQueer: NO! NOT THE BOX!! ANYTHING BUT THE BOX!! SPARE MEHHHHH!!

FluffumsTheTeddyBear: OMIGOSH! YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE, TOO?! ISN'T IT DAAAAAAARRRRKKKKK??

UberDuperQueer: YAHHH!!

TheOnlySexyVolvoOwnerEver: I repeat; tell us ur name or we'll put you in the box.

UberDuperQueer: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, IT'S...Kevin...

CupO'Joe: way to crack under the pressure, Kev.

Mr.adorable: Yeah. Nicccce.

UberDuperQueer: stoppit.

ThePefectAngel: WAIT! Waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait!! ...Kevin...Nick...Joe...O.MI.GOSHHHHHH!! YOU ARE SOOO THE JONAS BROTHERS!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE STALKING ME!!

SEXIblondIE: woahwoahwoah...back up. WHAT MAKE YOU THINK THEY ARE STALKING YOU? THEY ARE SO STALKING ME!! Right, Joe?

CupO'Joe: SEE! And this is why we don't tell people our names.

UberDuperQueer: YOU SHOULD TALK!! YOU WERE THE FIRST!!

CupO'Joe: ...so?

FluffumsTheTeddyBear: Oh. I get it. Haha. THAT explains ur sn Kevin!! Lookit, Eddy, you have a gay friend!!

TheOnlySexyVolvoOwnerEver: I am NOT gay.

UberDuperQueer: I am NOT gay.

FluffumsTheTeddyBear: Mmhmm. Only gays wouldn't admit that they were gay.

TheOnlySexyVolvoOwnerEver: I. AM. NOT. GAY.

FluffumsTheTeddyBear: ...I think you are. You just married Bella and had a child to cover it up...LIKE CLAY AIKEN!!

TheOnlySexyVolvoOwnerEver: um...Emmett, he wasn't married.

FluffumsTheTeddyBear: Only gays would stand up for their fellow gays.

TheOnlySexyVolvoOwnerEver: Emmett, shut up. You have no idea what your saying.

FluffumsTheTeddyBear: only gays would say that.

TheOnlySexyVolvoOwnerEver: Would you like to pay a visit to the box?

FluffumsTheTeddyBear: -gulp- no...

TheOnlySexyVolvoOwnerEver: Then shut up. You don't know what your talking about. I. AM. NOT. GAY.

FluffumsTheTeddyBear: Sure, whatever...coughgaaaayyyyyycough

TheOnlySexyVolvoOwnerEver: Remember Emmett; the box...is waiting for you...

FluffumsTheTeddyBear: -cowers-

CupO'Joe: WOW.

adorablePIXIE: JOE, I LOVE YOU!! UR STALKING ME, RIGHT? RIGHT??

CupO'Joe: um...no...

SEXIblondIE: That's because he's stalking me :)

CupO'Joe: uh...no

ThePefectAngel: HA! That means he's stalking me!!

CupO'Joe: uh...not really.

ThePefectAngel: Edward, put him in the box.

FluffumsTheTeddyBear: LOL

ThePefectAngel: ur next Emmett.

FluffumsTheTeddyBear: -gulps- -cowers, again-

EMOvampy: HAHA. This is fun to watch.

CupO'Joe: uh...gotta go...

adorablePIXIE: I LOVE YOU, JOE. BYEEEE!!

CupO'Joe: uh...sure...

CupO'Joe has left chat.

Mr.adorable: uh...bye

ThePefectAngel: NICK, UR UH-MAZZING.

Mr.adorable: thanks...

Mr.adorable has left chat.

UberDuperQueer: NOOOO!! DON'T LEAVE ME ALL ALONE HERE WITH THESE...THESE...FANGIRLS!! IT'S WORSE THAN THE BOX!!

SEXIblondIE: We don't fangirl you, Kevin. You're gay.

UberDuperQueer: AM NOT!! See, this ALWAYS happens!!

ThePefectAngel: STOP BEING MEAN TO KEVIN, ROSE!!

UberDuperQueer: THANK YOU!! now...bye

ThePefectAngel: BYEEEE!!

UberDuperQueer has left chat.

FluffumsTheTeddyBear: HAHA...you scared the Jonas Brothers away...

SEXIblondIE: THAT'S IT. INTO THE BOX YOU GO.

SEXIblondIE has left chat.

FluffumsTheTeddyBear: No, wait, ROSE!! WE CAN TALK THIS OUT!! I'M SORRY, I'M S— OH S#!#NIT!!

FluffumsTheTeddyBear has left chat.

JakesGirl: LMAO!!

SmellyDog: HAHAHAHA!!

ThePefectAngel: Woah. Where did you two come from?

JakesGirl: We've been here. Watching. Waiting...

ThePefectAngel: For...what?

SmellyDog: -shruggs- Emmett to do something stupid.

EMOvampy: well, you got what you came for.

SmellyDog: PSHH, YEAH!!

adorablePIXIE: HEY!! IN A MINUTE AND 34 SECONDS, ROSE IN GONNA FORCE EMMETT INTO THE BOX, AND ALL THE WHILE HE WILL BE BEGGING FOR MERCY AND GRIPPING ONTO HIS RUBBER DUCKIE FOR DEAR LIFE!! HAHA!!

SmellyDog: I WANNA WATCH!!

adorablePIXIE: THEN LETS GO!! 1:21 AND COUNTING...

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A/N REALLY RANDOM. I KNOW. I personally think the first chapter was better, BUT THAT'S NOT UP TO ME!! R&R please!! HIT or MISS?! TELL MEHHH!!

I have to give credit where credit is due:

thank you Nathalie Cullen13 for the use of the names SEXIblondIE and adorablePIXIE.

and I need to thank my uh-mazzing friends for giving me the ideas;

1. The Jonas Brothers randomly joining the chat.

2. Jasper becoming a therapist.

3. The names EMOvampy, ThePefectAngel (I dunno. She said it sounded like something Edward would use for Bella), JakesGirl, MotherOfIdiots, Mr.adorable, CupO'Joe, Dr.McSparkly, and UberDuperQueer. (I CAME UP WITH TheOnlySexyVolvoOwnerEver, FluffumsTheTeddyBear, and LickItLikeALollipop all by myself!! so proud (of myself! pats self on back) )

4. Also, I'd like to thank EmStar202 for the idea of making Nessie's sn inappropriate to piss Edward off. Got me out of some serious writers block.

5. The Kevin-bashing was also my friends idea. Kevin is cool. I would never say that. (But you know that Emmett would...)

Oh, and btw...I should tell you that every chapter, Emmett will have a different personality. Chapter 1, he was gangster (sortof) and in Chapter 2, he was cowardly so...help me decide what personality he will have in Chapter 3!! and also, Chapter 3 will be a music chapter, so send me ur favoritist song ever and I will put it in!! (who cares if that's not even a word...) That's all! k.thanx.byee.

Jazz