A big thanks to twilightaddict270, Chloe. D. Twilight and Vulpine Vixi for my first three reviews ever, and for some great ideas. You really encouraged me to continue.
I was in my truck on my way to school. I hadn't seen Edward last night, due to the fact that he was away on a hunting trip. I really missed him, but I cheered myself up by knowing that I would soon be seeing him.
As I pulled into the parking lot, I scanned all the cars around me to look for the shiny Volvo. It wasn't there. That was odd. They usually arrived before me. Disappointment flooded through me, as I realised there was a possibility that it might be sunny later today. I sighed. This was going to be a long day.
I suddenly felt a certain urge to burp, and as far as I knew, I couldn't push it back. So I just let it out. But at the same time I sneezed, which was kind of problematic. The sound that came out of me at that moment was something like a snort trying to be contained and a burp followed by a high-pitched "tscheew".
As I slowly recovered from this sudden turn of events, I saw two pale figures right in front of my truck. Alice and Edward were laughing their heads off so hard that if it weren't for the fact that they were vampires who had an extremely good balance, they would be rolling on the floor. I must have missed their car.
As always, on a moment like this, I blushed deeply, and I covered by face with my hands, trying to hide my embarrassment. Classic. Just when something awkward happened, those mocking vampires were here to see it, and when I thought I had achieved something memorable, something to be proud of, they were away hunting.
I peeked up through my fingers and Edward was suddenly sitting beside me, with Alice standing by the open door at his side. They still had clear grins on their faces.
"Urgh, Edward! Alice! Why did you have to be here just when that happened?"
"Oh I'd already seen it", said Alice so cheerfully that I glared at her, "but I wanted Edward to see it, too!"
"Alice!" I moaned "How could you do that to - …" but I couldn't continue. Something had obscured my airways, and suddenly a very loud hiccough protruded out of me.
The two vampires doubled up laughing again, loud and booming from Edward, high and giggling from Alice. Would by bad luck never end?
There you go. I added a few things together so make it more comical, so I hope you liked it. Thanks for reading!
