Grovyle: Grovyle here, with Prince Link and Toonie Sama.

Prince Link: That is my title, yes.

Toonie Sama: I was the king of the pirates!

Pirate princess: I'm here too...

Princess Zelda: What about me...

Grovyle:... Fine... they're here too

Aryll: Oni Chan~

Grovyle: Let me type, people! Or I will put in an O.C., make her Arylls great great grandchild, and she will be an antagonist!

Toonie Sama: Arylls too sweet to do that... *Holds Aryll protectively*

Grovyle: Her great great grandchild isn't!

*An evil looking half rito, half hylian walks in*

*Everyone hides*

Toonie Sama: OH THE NON CANNONESS! *faints*

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Spirit Tracks Derailed

Chapter Two: Evil Leprechauns

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Prince Link found Alfonzo bringing out his train, in its beautiful, wooden glory.

The princes nose wrinkled as he saw something on the side of the train.

"What's this?" He pointed to a large cross between seagull poodoo and spray paint.

"Another attack from the Seagull Revolution mastermind" Alfonzo sighed. "That cousin of yours doesn't know when to quit, does she..."

The prince crossed his arms, surveying the rest of Aboda.

Seagull poo was everywhere...

This was definitely a coordinated attack. Definitely the work of Tori...

He sighed, hopping on the train, saluting, and blowing the whistle.

"All aboooooord!"

And so, Link took the controls.

256 seconds remain...

"THERE IS A GIANT PIG COW ON THE TRACKS!" Alfonzo screamed like a girl.

Link wasn't sure weather it was a pig or a cow. could have been both... But he blew the whistle, scaring it off.

235 seconds remain...

A dove flew by, as a strange, three note melody played on a gold harp.

The princes eyes widened. The dove was one of the minions of Shi No Tori... Usually right behind them were...

"SEAGULLS!" Link gasped. He watched a Rito, well a half Rito flying above. There was Tori...

The seagulls swarmed the train in a frenzy, breaking all the windows in sight.

"FULL SPEED, YOUR HIGHNESS!

The prince nodded, pushing a lever up.

A seagull dropping landed on the boys shirt. "NOOO! MY ROYAL TRAIN ENGINEER OUTFIT!"

189 seconds remained...

"Did we lose her?" Link asked, covered in seagull droppings. He quite honestly didn't care anymore.

Alfonzo sighed. "There are three spare uniforms under one of the seats in the passenger car..." He walked to the control panel. "You go change, I'll take over..."

134 seconds remained...

Link walked out in a cleaner engineer outfit.

He was ready to see the princess... If he were to wear that silly seagull soiled outfit, there was no doubt that his sister would use that for blackmail...

120 seconds remained...

"Hey, Alfonso?" Link asked.

"Yes, your highness?" Alfonzo replied, dryly.

"Why do the other trains here just circle around several times?"

Alfonzo crossed his arms. "Well, I'm not sure... Maybe in an alternate reality I hired them, but I'm not that sure..."

113 seconds remained...

"Would you look at the tower of spirits..." Alfonzo gazed. "Really pretty this time of year..."

Link nodded. He remembered the tower from one of his mothers stories. He assumed that the view from the top would be quite a romantic place for a date, as that was where his great great gran-

"LINK! GET OUT OF YOUR DAYDREAMS! WE'RE ABOUT TO MISS-"

Link pulled the lever on the gearbox just in the nick of time, perfectly stopping at the castles station.

"...The Castle..."

Link smiled, hopping off the train.

"Bye Alfonzo." He raced away in a royal sort of way. Here he was, coming back to his castle.

He wondered if Zelda still liked to face off against the gaurds in battle with her great great grandmothers cutless. Or if his room was still there. Did the guard captain still steal cookies when the castle cook, Impa, wasn't looking? Did mom still tell stories about the kingdoms legends, the founders, or the ancient hero from long before the hero of winds time? Did Zelda still pick her nose like she did when she was five?

Link didn't see where he was going and bumped into a commoner.

"Hey Lil' dude." The commoner waved. He had no idea he was adressing the prince of Hyrule. "Do you know how the rails got here?"

Link sighed. This peasent was an idiot... He would have to teach him basic knowledge. "It was the spirits of good."

The commoner raised an eyebrow. "That's just a childrens story..."

Link picked up the closest pot and threw it... below the belt...

The commoner toppled, making a high pitched noise.

"SHUN THE NONBELIEVER!"

Alfonzo made a face that told the prince that he did not approve...

Link ran into the castle gates, hoping that no one else had seen the prince do something so evil...

...

"I AM THE PRINCE OF HYRULE, AND I DEMAND YOU LET ME IN!" Link yelled loudly.

"Get lost kid..." The royal guard said coldly.

"IT IS MY GRADUATION CEREMONY AND I DEMAND TO BE LET IN!" The prince huffed.

"Hmph. Why didn't you just say so..." The two guards walked out of the way.

Link marched into his castle, as if he was the king of Hyrule.

"Ah, Prince Link!" The guard blocking the stairs gasped. "So good of you to come."

The prince nodded. "Let me pass..."

"Yes. Let the boy pass..."

An incredibly short man in green walked to the right. He had orange hair and two hats on.

"Where did the leprechaun come from?" Link asked.

"I-I am not a leprechaun..." The leprechaun retorted with an Irish and Scottish accent. "Anyway, follow me. throne room's this way..."

Link followed the leprechaun, even though he knew where he was going.

He looked up at the stained glass to see his great great grand parents. The founders of the kingdom. Tetra and the hero of winds. Both living forever in the glass.

He then bowed down as his sister walked by. He didn't have to, but since no one could seem to remember who their prince was, he may as well go with it.

Wait, was Zelda wearing a dress...? This wasn't a normal. Link looked up to her face.
Was she wearing makeup?!

"My wind gods, Zelda, you've turned into a girl!" Link blurted out.

This earned him... the royal backhand.

"Ill-mannered urchin!" Link wasn't sure weather the leprechaun had meant him or Zelda.

"I was kidding sis, JEEEEZ..." He rubbed his red cheeks, about to cry. "That stiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnggggs..."

Zelda crossed her arms and tapped her foot impatiently.

After waiting on the prince to stop crying, and finished up the ceremony.

Right before it ended. Zelda handed a small letter to her brother.

"Shh. Read this later, and beware the Chanc-"

"Leprechaun." Link corrected.

"Whatever..." Zelda crossed her arms.

And with that, she walked off.

"Go polish your train or something, Mah boi!" The leprechaun said, a evil smile, complete with sharp teeth and fangs. He then walked off in a different direction...

"EEEEEEEEEKKKK!" The prince screamed like a girl. "THAT'S AN EEEEVIIIIIILLLLLLL LEPRECHAUN!"

He then ran all the way to the train station crying.

"ALFONZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He hugged the mans leg. "There... There's an... an evil l...leprechaun in... in the castle!"

Alfonzo sighed, petting the princes hair. "Why are you here then, go slay it..."

"I... I... I don't wan't him to take my lucky charms!" The prince cried.

Alfonzo rolled his eyes. "The royal lucky charms are at Nikos place... The evil leprechaun won't hurt them..."

Link nodded, wiping the tears off with his royal hankie. He would slay the evil leprechaun... Right after he read the letter from his sister...

...Meanwhile...

The entirety of Aboda was yet again covered in seagull droppings

The half rito looked at the large box in question.

"I wonder... what does Cole want with these so badly..." She asked the dove that landed on her shoulder.

She nodded. "Yeah... you might be right... This leprechaun cosplaying might have gone to his head..."

In her hands was the royal lucky charms...

"Ah well... the boss had a handsome reward for these for some reason..." She slipped the box into her bag.

Tori flapped her golden wings, and flew off towards the top of the tower of spirits.

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Prince Link: WERE THOSE THE ROYAL LUCKY CHARMS?!

Grovyle: It was a joke... he looks like a friggin leprechaun... Tons of people probably wanted to do this...

Toonie Sama: That evil bird is my baby sisters decendant?! *Holds Aryll protectively* STAY BACK, NON CANNON HEATHEN!

Tori: Why am I even here?

Grovyle: Well, see... Tori's here because she was based heavily on Aryll...

Toonie Sama: THAT BEAST IS NOTHING LIKE MY BABY SISTER! *Holds Aryll protectively*

Grovyle: From a parody by Cherry Sama. Called totally bizzare.

Prince Link: ALFONZOOOOOOOOOOO! THE EVIL LEPRECHAUN HAS MEH LUCKY CHARMS!