Alright guys. You are quicker than I thought. The first five reviews came before I finished writing chapter 2, let alone typing and posting. But I'm done now, so enjoy. Oh, and I'm upping the review requirement to 10 so I get a little time to finish lol. K I'm done.

Chapter 2: Shino's Dad, the Biggest Perv Since the Toad Sage

Entrusted with their jobs, the group went home, except Sakura and Ino, who each made a late night trip to the Konoha Mall. They set out with money that Hinata had given them, and they were told that they could indulge in anything that they wanted to throw in.

Hinata snuck into the Aburame Compound. Surely Shino was asleep by now, so her plan should work. She hopped over the wall; the gates were closed. She rushed over to Shino's house.

"Byakugan," she whispered.

She looked into his house. Shino was in bed, sleeping. However, Shibi, his father, was in the kitchen talking to his neighbor. Hinata knew that Shino was a light sleeper, so…AH! Yes! The kitchen window would be perfect. She used her stealthy ninja prowess to get to the window unnoticed. Shibi was facing her, but hadn't noticed her. She knocked lightly on the window three times. The two adults in the kitchen stopped abruptly and looked at the window. She put a finger to her lips to tell them to be quiet, pointed a finger to the front door, and left. Shibi grinned, he had an idea of what she wanted. He sent his Kikaichu to open the door for her, and had them leading her into the kitchen.

Hinata bowed deeply to the clan leader.

"Konichiwa, Aburame-sama. I trust you know why I'm h-here?" Hinata asked.

"Of course. We were just talking about you. This is Mushi-chan, out neighbor. She cooks for us sometimes. I can't cook at al, the brat can attest to that. Would you like something to eat?"

"H-hai. Arigatou." She glanced at Mushi, and Mushi was already in the fridge, pulling out rice.

As it was heating up, Hinata started to deliver her message.

"Tomorrow Kiba-kun and Neji-nii-san will be coming after I come to get Shino. Be sure to show them where Shino's room is. Also, don't take to heart anything Kiba-kun says, he can be rude sometimes."

She paused a moment, remembering how Kiba always calls Shino Bug-Freak.

"Oh, and here, take these and switch them when Shino comes back."

She tried not to snicker as she leaned across the table to hand Shibi the heart shaped sunglasses. Shibi, however, was not so composed. He took one look at the glasses, now in his hand, and burst out laughing. Too loud.

"A-Aburame-sama?" Hinata was worried. The last thing she needed was…click.. Oh NO! it was the door!

She looked around frantically for a place to hide, there was nowhere. She dove under the table…and hid under Shibi's floor-length jacket. Shibi stopped laughing and slipped the glasses in his pocket when the girl dove under his jacket and crouched there. Shino walked in wearing kikaichu patterned pajamas with "Don't bug me!" printed on the front,

"Dad?" he asked groggily. "What are you doing?" Then he turned and saw Mushi. "What is Mushi-chan still doing here?"

It was all Shibi could do to hold his composure and not snort. Hinata, between Shibi's feet under the jacket, had just realized where she had hidden herself and it was all she could do not to faint from embarrassment.

"What are you doing up, brat? Go back to bed."

Shino arched one eyebrow over his glasses, but didn't question further. He left the room and went back to bed. It wasn't until they heard his door shut that Hinata shot out from under Shibi's jacket with a blush on her face.

"G-g-gomen nasai, Aburame-sama," Hinata stuttered out.

Shibi just laughed, quieter, though.

"Please call me Shibi," he said, still grinning, she could only see it because he had never re-buttoned his jacket from dinner.

Still blushing, she said, "Gomen, Sh-Sh-Shibi-sama."

"It's alright. Besides, if you wanted to get in my pants, you could have just asked. Although I don't think that son of mine would have liked that." He grinned cheekily at Hinata.

If Hinata was red before, it was nothing compared to the scarlet she now was.

Shibi's grin just grew wider as he ducked from the frying pan that Mushi had chucked at him. He caught it, before it did damage to the wall, with his insects.

"I was just kidding, geez!"

"BAKA!"

"Ob-ob-ob……obanawa….Sh-Shibi-sama…"

THUMP.

"Now look what you did!"

"I didn't think that she'd faint. I'd actually quite forgotten. Since her relationship with my brat her confidence has skyrocketed."

Shibi looked at the girl on the floor and sighed. The insects that caught the pan set it down on the counter and returned to his gourd. He got up and picked the Hyuuga heiress off of his kitchen floor. He passed her to Mushi.

"Take her home, please Mushi-chan. I have to go to bed. Besides, Hyuuga Hiashi does not like me all that well."

"I can't imagine why," Mushi muttered under her breath as she took off.

Shibi watched her leave and went to bed.

END CHAPTER

Hope you guys liked it. I won't start chapter three for a couple days, I have college midterms to study for this weekend. UGH! Next time: The plan in action!