Ch-2
Z- I'm Baaaack~
Jess- You mean 'we're' back.
Chris- Of course we'd be back, we have at least 5 chapters guaranteed! (hits Z upside her head) BAKA!
Z- ooow! meanie! Miki! Chris is being mean~
Miki- Riri-chi? why are ya bein' mean ta' Z-chan?
Jess- Chris- you're dead.
Chris-I'm not being- t-too mean!
Z- (whining) She's being worse than Sakura to commoners!
Miki-(wide eyed) RIRI-CHI!
Chris- Z, I hate you, I'm so happy Jess is my maker!
Z- See! she hates me too (crying)
Jess-Well she loves me.
Z- SAKURA! the commoner hurt my feelings!
Sakura-(seeing red) you're going to die now. (cracks knuckles)
Chris- (pales) I'm out!(runs out the door)
Sakura- (chases Chris)
Miki- Are you okay Z-chan?
Z- yeah, (sniff) but Chris is a meanie pants!
Jess- Hey, can we stay on topic... this is an Ouran fic but none of the Characters have been part of our story y-.
Z- Haruhi was in the first part!
Jess-Cameos don't count!
Z-What's a cameos?
Jess- Google it, and while you do, I'll say the disclaimer - We do not own Ouran Highschool Host Club... if we did why would we be doing this?
Z- for fun, duh. (grabs remote) and this is a magical thing that i will now use to get revenge on Jess. (points at Jess and clicks rewind) see you after they finish the chapter(points remote to tv and clicks play)

Jet lag is something you learn immunity to when you're rich. When you're rich you go on fancy planes and private jets as if it normal (hey if you
rich it is normal!). So it makes sense why the two brown headed twins were just peachy after the 18 hour plane ride from the USA. The two girls were happily chattering, like they had just been in a car for a few minutes.

Unfortunately for the short haired girl, she was not rich. She was not used to long plane rides or long car rides even. So when she stepped off the plane, she was grouchy, and it didn't help that Sakura was pulling on Chris's leash, like a dog.

"Sakura is this necessary?" Chris asked with a scowl. She looked around at the airport, people were already looking at her funny.

"What are you embarrassed?" Sakura asked with a coy grin on her face, "I'm making sure you don't get lost puppy" she continued to smirk at Chris.

Miki just looked at Chris with wide, sheepish eyes, "Sakura," she asked finally, "can I have a turn?"

Sakura just smiled at Miki with her eyes closed, "Sure sis, just hold her leash tight," she then leaned in and 'whispered', "You know how Chris is always getting lost," Chris growled but was relieved when Miki took the leash from Sakura.

'Well,' Chris thought, 'at least I'm not in the hands of that demon child anymore.' she continued to walk with Miki, 'how could the twins be so different anyway. I mean I thought identical twins were supposed to be.. I don't know.. the identical?' She looked around the airport some more, 'anyway I wonder where we are going? I really don't know Japan at all.'

Miki suddenly stopped, "Umm RiRi-chi?" she asked.

"Yeah," Chris responded, still slightly lost in her thoughts.

"How are you going to get around if you don't speak Japanese?" Miki continued, not noticing the older girl's sudden change in demeanor.

Chris hardened, suddenly realizing that her Japanese was okay... maybe the vocabulary of a five year old. Trying to defend herself, she said sharply, "I speak basic Japanese!"

Miki continued, not realizing that Chris was beginning to freak out,"But that's not enough to get around for the most part..." murmured Miki as she contemplated how to solve this problem.

"Well..." Chris began trying to find an excuse, "you're the one who brought me here without teaching me friggin' Japanese!" she finished letting anger swell over her.

Miki flinched, her eyes tearing up, "I'm sorry, but whenever I tried to teach you got bored and left," she said trying to defend herself.

"Oh yeah... I did do that didn't i?" Chris muttered, remembering all the times she had ignored the younger girl's lessons, suddenly wishing she had paid more attention.

"Will you stop speaking that commoner language!" Sakura yelled at the two girls, who were speaking in English the whole time.

"Sorry nee-sama!" Miki squeaked quietly, getting slightly scared at her twin.

"Shut up demon child" Chris said, using her favorite phrase in japanese.

"and stop using my language in vain!" Sakura continued.

Still speaking in Japanese Chris said, "Make me."

Scared from the scary energy being emitted from Chris and Sakura, Miki dropped Chris's leash, which Sakura quickly picked up. "Don't worry I will," after those words were said Sakura started to pull on the leash tighter and tighter, choking Chris.

Chris began gasping for air, 'Damn this friggin kid,' she thought while swiping her hands at Sakura.

"Sakura-nee sama," Miki squeaked, "stop you're suffocating RiRi-chi" she sobbed. The blond boy with the teddy bear looked at Miki, then glared slightly at Sakura.

No one made Miki cry while he was around, or messed with his favorite video game assistant...Come to think of it a lot of people did mess with Chris... Well no one makes Miki cry at least!

"Miki," Sakura began dangerously, "The puppy just needs to be trained."

'I really can't breathe,' Chris thought, 'someone stop her,' she thought. Suddenly, she started to swipe at Sakura quicker, a dangerous look in her eye. The quick spurt of energy was soon gone as slowly, black spheres crawled into her vision. She began desperately gasping for air, and gave up trying to hit the younger to try to release the collar from her neck.

Before she could remove the collar, the blond of the group went over to Sakura, finally having had enough and kicked her in the shin, "orusai" (shut up) he said dangerously.

"OW!" she shrieked releasing the leash, "you stupid little bastard!" Sakura yelled at her brother.

Chris collapsed to the floor with a heavy thump and breathed heavily.

She tried to mumble a "thank you" but no noise came out of her.

The blonde, noticing her slight sign of appreciation, shrugged, then went over to Miki and asked, "Home?" as if that was a whole question.

"Home," said Miki, laughing softly in her usual nervousness before a few guards escorted the family out, one of them with Chris slung over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. Miki following as Sakura, the blond and their parents went on in the limo, Chris being ungracefully thrown in, her head on Miki's lap as she slowly came to.

'For those three,' Chris thought solemnly, 'this is the first time they will be home in years,' she sighed slightly, 'but for me... this is my first time away from home.'

"Umm... where are we going?" Chris asked once her throat stopped throbbing from it's previous abuse.

"To my lab. I live there," Miki responded casually, holding back all excitement.

"Your... what? What Lab?" Chris asked very confused. 'Miki had never told me of a lab... I wonder if it has vials and weird potions and mixtures. No I could never picture Miki as a... a mad scientist... Sakura maybe..but not Miki...!'.

"Yeah, it's not too far from here." she responded nonchalantly.

"So is it like all those sci-fi movies you showed me?" Chris asked trying to pry all information she could get out of Miki.

"Some parts..." she responded.

Chris paled. 'Crap,' she thought, letting her imagination get to the best of her, 'I'm going to be one of her experiments... I don't want cat ears or an extra arm... I knew Miki was too innocent!'

"Buuuttt," she said extending the 'u', "it's mostly like the school's"

"Well that's reliving," Chris tried saying like she wasn't worried for her life at all.

"And we're here." Miki said pointing out of the limo window.

"... you call this a house? it's a friggin' village!"

"I know, we have a lot of them to be honest" said Miki casually, "this is the one where I live, Sakura's is usually on the west side, but she moves around a lot."

Chris, gawked, then glanced to the side reminding Miki of Ru-Ru-nee when she muttered under her breath, "damn rich people" when she was little.

"Welcome back Master Miki, Master Sakura and welcome Master Copper," said one of the villagers, passing through the gate before them in their car.

"uh... how do they kno-" Chris began, and then trailing off thinking about all the times she was asleep when Miki could have taken pictures, and videos, and... blood samples.

"They know the whole family, don't worry about it Ri-Ri-chi" beamed Miki, exiting the limo with Chris close behind, Sakura stomping off to her room.

"So here's the tour," began Miki as they walked out of the limo, a few of the guards getting their luggage as the gate guard said, "I'll take your bags Master Cooper."

"oh-um-i-" began Chris as she tried to get her luggage.

"Ri-Ri-chi? are you coming?" asked Miki, her head cocked to the side like one would expect a dumb blond when confused. Chris sighed and just let the man take her bags.

"Oh-umm-Coming!" Chris told her, quickly returning to Miki's side as she toured around the house, "the buildings to the the left, and right are two of my labs, as is the basement, so please don't go into them unless i say you can or i haven't surfaced for too long."

"... am I your babysitter now or something?" grumbled Chris.

"And my bodyguard!" beamed Miki.

Chris wasn't sure if that was suppose to cheer her up, or Miki just being Miki, and followed her upstairs.

"That's your room," said Miki as she pointed to the right, opening the door to a room bigger than chris's family's apartment, and their neighbor's combined. the room was Chris's favorite color, harvest gold,with slate black accents and a deep crimson red bed. "It has a full bathroom, a full length mirror and a walk in closet, and a laptop." she turned to the left. She looked in the dresser drawers to find it already full of clothes, mostly consisting of boy jeans and tank tops. 'At least Miki got my style right' Chris thought, 'though with my hair this short and my chest binds, people are going to really start confusing me for a boy.'

"That one's mine, it has the same stuff, but it's colored and styled for me in light blues and purples," Miki told her happily, bringing Chris out of her thoughts.

"and the other rooms?" Chris asked looking at the other doors around the hallway.

"On this floor? Those are the servants', and there are three guest rooms too, but for the most part they live in the village so they're there for overflow, and there are a few bathrooms too." Miki told her as they went down the stairs, "but next to my room is Sakura's, hers is the same layout only in fire colors," chattered Miki. Chris frowned slightly, when she saw that she and Sakura had a similar color of red for their beds.

"Down here we have the dining room," a large table that could easily fit ten people, one on the short sides and four down the sides, lay in the room, a deep red table cloth on top with gold trim. on top of that was a vase of flowers, above a crystal chandelier, and beautiful landscapes of the ocean, meadows and lakes hung on the golden walls. 'Isn't this a little much for three people,' Chris thought to herself, but didn't say because she learned how rich people act when you judge their homes.

"Over here we have the kitchen," in it was five chefs, and a few people running in and out the doors. it was a fully stocked kitchen with state of the art machinery. "both ours' and the servants' food is made here, the chefs'll let us help out with pastries and simple meals, and if you want they can even teach you how to cook in your spare time," Miki informed Chris.

"What's that suppose to mean!" snapped Chris, 'no way in hell am going to become some damn maid!' she thought with anger.

"I just thought you'd want to have a suggestion for when you get bored." Miki curiously informed her, wondering if she had touched a nerve.

"Oh, okay" said Chris, instantly calm, 'maybe learning how to cook won't be such a bad thing, I mean maybe I can help out sometime' .

"Here we have a sitting room, over there a fitting room, and that's the infirmary for the sick and injured servants, and right over there is study you can use if you can't work in you room. that's my drawing room, and that's the music room-oh and thats the training room-Sakura likes to work with sensei-"

"Looks like i found my favorite room," Chris smirked, noting the fighting equipment scattered across the dojo.

"Huh? Oh well you have to call him first... but don't worry, you'll meet him at school, I think he's still head of karate club at ouran but I'll have to call them first to be sure..."

"Alright then..." Chris said, unsure where Miki was going with this.

"Oh and you'll like Ru-Ru-ee, I'm not sure about Kaoru and Hikaru though- but you should get along with Mori, and Kyoya!" Miki told her, not knowing about or acknowledging Tamaki's existence, and silently praying that Kyoya wouldn't ever visit... He's scary!

"aaaalriiiight" yawned Chris... it was a long drive there... and the time difference was kicking in. Miki deemed the tour over, walking chris to their wing.

"Night Ri-Ri-chi" Miki told her as she escorted Chris back to her room, tucking her in.

"Night Miki" said Chris as she curled up, yawning again.

Z- Miki you're so cute! (squeezing the life out of her)
Miki- I-I can't breathe
Sakura(back from beating up Chris)- Let go of her! (rips Miki away from me)
Miki- Arigato nee-sama
Jess-Aww sisterly... Love? Isn't it cute Z?
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