"Thus fell Lord Perth, and the earth did shake with that thunder."

Harken, upon this caturday, a kwest was started, it shall be named...


Kitty Kwest


You are Lord Tyranicus, descendant of the gods, the latest in a long line of noble lords and dames. It is said that your personal ancestry stretches from ancient lands of antiquity, long lost to the dreadful demons Time and Space, where your forebears ruled all that they surveyed.

Your personal skills are myriad and beyond the comprehension of the dullard brutes, slow witted and so crude that wander the streets as lumbering beasts with their loud cries. You are worshiped by tall graceless creatures. It is because you are a beneficent lord that you slay demons that your minions are not plagued by them.

You possess the demon quelling blades by which your slay demons that would plague and confuse the stumbling and graceless giants that worship you. The compact by which you and they exist (for surely, you can bring even them down and you do not hesitate to inform the giants so when they displease you) is simple.

You slay demons that would plague them, and they render upon your tribute in the form of food, drinks and entertainment. It is by your grace that they are allowed to dwell within your sanctum.

When their deeds are particularly pleasing to you, you permit them to rub your belly.

When they displease you... you demonstrate that your demon quelling blades are not just for demons, and can pierce even the thickest of armor.

And if they truly displease you, you can unleash the most dreadful of techniques taught to you by your dame... the giant slaying dance. Executed properly, it will force the graceless giants to trip and fall to their very doom. Naturally, a merciful lord such as you have never needed to perform such fearsome arts.

For now, you stretch and get up from where you reclined beneath the gentle gaze of the sun.

What Do?
[ ] Go back to sleep beneath the sun?
[ ] See if your worshipers have rendered tribute to you?
[X] Go forth out of your sanctum! and attend the meeting of your peers.
[ ] Go hunting for demons...
[ ] Write in.