OHMYGOD YOU GUYS ARE ON THE SECOND CHAPTER I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU GUYS ARE WILLING TO GIVE YOUR TIME TO THIS STORY I AM CURRENTLY WORKING ON I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! *faints*
Cat: *slowly pats head awkwardly* Well um… she said she had a note for me if she did pass out so… Ahem…
"I feel very honored that you guys are reading this. No doubt that this has horrible grammar and is ridiculously… weird. But this, I am trying so hard to make this amusing and slightly childhood love themed-ish-ness. It is Zelink, I tell you. They will grow up and have beautiful children…" *coughs awkwardly* "In my headcanon, that is.
"Also, another thing, I forgot to tell you their ages, if you didn't know.
Link: 12
Zelda: 10
Malon: 11
Ruto: 11
Midna: 14
"I don't own The Legend of Zelda, Nintendo does. I only own the plotline. If I owned it, Nintendo would be in flames."
Of course it would. Can you imagine this noisy woman making a new TLoZ game? She would make it in modern times. Zelda games are NOT supposed to be modern.
Her head's messed up. Not that she had meant for it to mess up… she just has… fangirl syndrome.
"Now, onto chapter 2!"
Chapter 2: Weird Moments
"Zelda! Hey, where are you?" He shouted out, searching for any response.
"Over here, stupid!" She yelled back. "You passed me!"
He walked over, and sat on the chair, which was by the table that Link's father put in the garden. "I officially think Ruto-" He stopped himself, checking for any sight of Ruto before continuing, "-is a stalker."
Zelda turned to look at him, and asked, "What makes you say that?"
"Well," he said, "She clings onto me like I'm a stuffed teddy bear, and she follows me."
"And what if I were to do that, Link?" She questioned, resisting the urge to laugh when she saw Link's face grimace at her comment.
"Then I wouldn't care at all."
She decided on her own, that he was a weirdo. "You know, you can be weird at times."
"So?"
"I don't know. It's just a fact." He raised an eyebrow at her.
"Do you not like my randomness?"
"Maybe I do, maybe I don't. And why do you ask?"
He stared at her. "You are VERY hard to understand, you know that? I don't get how people can understand how you speak so…" He tried to think of a word, "smartly." He smiled in triumph, thinking he won their little game.
"Okay… Let's just change the subject before you pass out from thinking too hard, Link-sama." Link scowled, but for a moment, before walking and standing over her. Me: 1 Him: 0, she thought amusedly, as she planted some roses into the soft earth that lay before her.
"What color roses?"
"A variety. What do you think, weirdo? Can't you see them next to me, or am I imagining those things now?" Her index finger pointed to the variety of buds beside her. "Are you blind?" she questioned, waving a hand if front of his eyes.
"No!" Link answered, staring at her as she giggled. His eyes darted to the rose buds. They were a crimson red, a beautiful pink, a pure white, or a sunny bright yellow colored rosebud, with at least fifty of buds in all. He crossed his arms. "Sometimes you can be a little too-" he began.
"-sarcastic? It's a special talent," she finished and smiled sweetly. "But maybe that will kill me someday."
"Maybe it will, maybe it won't," He mimicked snootily.
Thwacking him on the head, she said, "And that's what will get YOU killed someday. I swear, Link-sama."
"And yet you still call me that."
"Yep, because I know you will go insane one day from all this. Now are you going to help me or not?" She forced him down beside her, and laughed.
"Okay, I get one thing now. You're strong for a girl," he decided, as he got to work.
"Hm, okay, and if you don't want to get killed by an eight year old, I suggest you start working," she said maliciously, with an innocent smile that was obviously faked well.
"Goddesses, you're scary, and probably evil."
"Heh, no really? I can't believe you just now figured that out!"
But then, she popped up. "Hi Link!" she greeted.
"It's Creepy Stalker Girl!" Link whispered to Zelda as they both got up.
"Shut up!" Zelda whispered back. She turned to Ruto, and asked with a smile, "How do you like your visit here, Miss Ruto?"
"I like it so far, but I'm a little thirsty. Zelda, could you get me a drink?" she asked innocently.
"Lemonade or water?"
"I want water."
"Okay, I will be right back!" She whispered to Link, "You're on your own, kid." She had a smirk as she walked out of the garden.
He refused to look at Ruto. He could imagine a scary grin, well no, a scary face that could be up in his face any moment now. Who knows what Creepy Stalker Girl will do to me, he thought. She could have adults here to help her, and then she'll kidnap me! Oh Goddesses, who knows what Ruto will do? His mind went wild. "Link!" Her voice broke into his scary train of thought. He jumped slightly when she called his name. He still didn't dare look at her.
"You know what?" He turned very slowly and cautiously to Ruto, who was grinning at him. "I figured what I wanted to do with you tomorrow!" The nine year old exclaimed. She gripped his arm in an iron grip, and said, "We can go to the ocean! The one that's close to this place!" She started swinging his arm around, clearly not seeing Link being thrown off balance, and his face, which to some people, would be very hilarious. She was in dreamland, her wonderful dreamland in which she and Link were married happily, with no other pests to bother them. Link somehow got of Ruto's grasp, and he was flung forward, onto a person.
A certain maid to be exact.
'"Wh-what the? Link?" she exclaimed from under him. She was blushing furiously, with a confused expression, and yet, he was also. Both their bodies' were frozen, not moving at all. He was on top, his hands and knees on either side of her body, and his face was just a few inches away from hers.
Why isn't my body moving? They both thought at the same time. Ruto stared at the scene in shock. Then she started steaming. "What the heck? Link, get off her now!" She screamed, as she took hold of Link's forearm, and hauled him up. The forced motion made them come back to reality.
"I-I'm s-s-sorry, Link-s-sama!" She stuttered. She quickly bowed, and said quickly, "Y-your drink is on th-the table M-Miss Ruto! Good day!" And she ran off out of eyesight.
After a moment's awkward silence, Ruto hit him smack dab on the head. While Link was rubbing the spot where she hit him, she yelled, "Why'd you do that? What has gotten into you?"
"Okay first of all, nothing's gotten into me, and second of all, you flung me at her!"
She crossed her arms stubbornly and shouted, "I'm going, later!" She strutted out of the garden area. She could not, on any circumstances, say that she did that. That would be like losing to that Zelda pest!
Zelda was lying on her bed, clearly confused about what happened earlier. Her gaze was pointed towards the white ceiling, and she hugged a pillow close to her chest. The door creaked open, and Malon popped up from behind it.
"Zelda? What are you doing here?" Malon asked, as soon as she walked past the doorframe. Midna bored walked behind, muttering a "Yo," before sitting on Malon's bed.
"You know. Just, stuff," she replied monotonously, still keeping her gaze at the ceiling.
"What happened? Did Link do something to you? Oh, when I find him, he's going to wish he was never born!" Malon seethed, about to kill someone.
Zelda slowly sat up, and put a reassuring smile. "It wasn't his fault."
"Then what happened?"
"Well, it's a long story!"
"I still want to hear it; nothing's going to change my mind."
"Okay, okay. But please, don't kill Link or Ruto." Zelda explained what happened at the time Link was there, to where they were now.
"So if she can't kill Ruto… can I?" Midna questioned. Zelda shook her head in disapproval, and Midna groaned.
"Don't we need to make a cake for Miss Ruto?"
"Psh, yeah. Don't bother though; she doesn't deserve it," Midna said, plopping on her bed.
"We still have to. Let's just take a break, then we'll get to work on the cake," Zelda said, as she settled into lying on her bed again. She got a book and began reading its contents.
Soft footsteps resounded in the large hall as Zelda, Malon and Midna made their way to the kitchen. Midna stopped walking as Zelda and Malon continued.
"Zelda! Malon! Come here and look, now! Link's sparring outside!" Midna exclaimed as she stared outside one of the windows in awe. Zelda walked over to one of the large windows that stretched from the ceiling to the floor, and took a glance out of it.
And there he was.
His swift, yet graceful movements seem to make the opponent, who was a girl, look like a klutz. Link seemed to confuse her, his speed and agility the cause. But she caught up soon enough. The girl tried to swipe the sword diagonally, but Link quickly blocked it, his sword the opposite direction. His strength helped him, as he overpowered the person, and her sword flew out of her hands, as she stumbled back, and fell. Link then pointed his sword at her neck, triumph and pride written all over his face. She was scowling in defeat.
Zelda also stared in awe. It's like sword dancing, she thought, as she looked at the scene dazedly.
The unknown girl got up, and she and Link shook hands. They exchanged words, and the girl walked away, with a water bottle in hand, taking a long drink every minute or two.
The next thing Zelda knew, she was being dragged outside by Midna, followed by a humming Malon. "Hey! Let me go!" she screamed.
"Uh-uh-uh! I want to see that girl! And besides, I want to kill Link!" Midna exclaimed cheerfully.
Zelda then protested, "That doesn't mean I want to!"
"I don't really care about your opinion at the moment!"
Zelda sighed in defeat, and allowed Midna to drag her in silence, with the exception of Malon humming. They got to their location not too long after.
"That was awesome!" Midna said to the girl.
"Yeah it was! It was like sword dancing!" Zelda agreed.
She girl grinned and giggled sheepishly. "Thanks. I'm Nabooru. Fourteen and-a-half years old by the way."
"I'm Midna, and I'm fourteen."
"Hi! I'm Malon, eleven years old. Nice to meet you!"
"I'm Zelda, ten. I've heard of you. You're the best in the entire world so far, aren't you?"
"Eheh, not in the entire world, but thank you for noticing me talent," she said enthusiastically, grinning goofily.
The three laughed at the comment. They started walking towards the huge building again, until Link ran up to them and bumped into Zelda. "What the? Again, Link?" she asked in embarrassment, her cheeks tinting.
"That was an accident!" he reasoned, his cheeks also burning red from that event. "Ruto swung me towards you and I lost my balance!"
"So blondie here flirted with Zelda?" Nabooru asked Midna with a smirk, poking her on the shoulder.
"I-I did –n-not!" He yelled at Nabooru's direction.
"From what Zelda told me and Malon, I think he assaulted her," Midna stated simply.
Nabooru's eyes widened and she clamped a hand over her mouth. "Oh my, what the? Link you're only twelve, and you're already assaulting innocent little girls?" she exclaimed, trying not to burst out laughing.
"I didn't assault her!" He stared at the ground in utter embarrassment and shame. He looked up again and asked with a confused face, "How do we know about assaulting?"
"I… I don't know," Malon replied, looking confused as well.
"What is wrong with you kids?" Nabooru yelled as she went into a fit of laughter. Zelda stood, her face blank, and she was the most confused.
"What's assaulting mean?" Zelda questioned curiously.
Nabooru came to Zelda, put an arm around her shoulders, and made a dramatic gesture. "Well, there's many. There's assaulting for violence, s-"
"Don't tell her!" Link shouted as Midna tackled Nabooru and clamped a hand over the older girl's mouth. He turned to Zelda, and said, "You'll learn that soon enough, sweetheart." Zelda nodded in reply, still confused.
"Oh, so now you're calling her pet names?" Malon asked, irritated.
"Friend complex, Malon?"
"I'll kill you! Get over here!"
"Does this happen every day?" Nabooru whispered to Zelda.
"Yeah, a bit," Zelda whispered back.
Okay guys, I'm back… *pets Cat's head* Thank you for not doing anything mean.
Cat: Whatever.
*throws catnip in random direction and watches as he runs off*
But guys, I am so happy that you would read this. Childhood love is just adorable. My mind is exploding at the thought. But alas, I haven't had that, since I am now out of my childhood and into the real world. *shudders* I LOST MY CHANCE… but, as Cat would say, "I never had one in the first place." It's true. No one liked me liked me. Just the thought of someone who does is… just weird. I can't really imagine it. So I have a husband, Death the Kid.
Don't judge me. ;-;
Anyways, please review~
And please, please, please don't kick me out of this lovely fandom that is Zelink. *bows pathetically*
