Warning: Hints of incest (NejiHina) but then, it is okay, I guess. O(A)O

Case: Let's play with Team 8 now, shall we?

DISCLAIMER: I do not even have money to buy new sneakers!

Title: Innocence!

Chapter: Two

Rating: M

"Team Kurenai: Innocence!"

Kurenai fidgeted nervously as her three ninja students, and of course a dog, came into view from where she was standing. It was a breezy afternoon and she's just got back from a mission. That mission, like any other, was as easy as crap, just the exact opposite of what she is about to do now. She's totally brain-dead.

Kiba sat first in front of his sensei, a wide and eager grin playing his fanged lips as he focused his attention on Akamaru, waiting for his teammates to cope up. Shino did. In utter silence. And all he did was lean on a tree, typical Shino-like attitude. Hinata then came with a short gasp and taints of blush on her cheeks. She then sat beside Kiba as Kiba stared at her, in awe, thinking how girls can be so awfully cute. How come he only noticed this now?

Without much enthusiasm, Kurenai clapped her hands together twice to catch the attention of her students to which when she did, she felt herself blush to their questioning eyes.

"Kurenai-sensei." Hinata said, regarding to the teacher as to show her she's listening.

"Yes, well," This time, like no any other time, as much as its hard to do, Kurenai tried to pick her words correctly. Damn Kakashi! Yes, it was he who convinced Kurenai that 'a proper sex education is a proper way to educate youngsters to be mature' and after hearing his experience with his own team, he convinced her to do the same. Well, yeah, actually, Kakashi… Let's just say he forged a little info for Kurenai to be convinced. Like, saying Sakura would never let even Sasuke touch her from now on! This is actually not true since Sasuke rather wanted to more than touch Naruto...

"Kids, I, uhh… have some important lesson to tell you in which for your future, might do you good to have knowledge of it." Or, well, according to Kakashi, she added in her mind.

"Okay! Is it a new technique?" Kiba pumped a fist in the air, thinking what new technique their Kurenai-sensei would be teaching them.

"N-no… well… technique really is…" The teacher blushed.

How can a pun come out? Technique! Not in this sense! No, not ever! Not for her students, anyway.

"Oooh! Maybe… Maybe you're… are you pregnant, Kurenai-sensei?" This, of course, came from Kiba again; an apathetic and indifferent look on his face.

Almost falling off her stance, the said teacher could've sworn that she could die right now. Oh yes, she could've sworn.

"No!"

"Oh, good, 'cos talking about how a girl becomes pregnant is disgusting," Kiba said as he slumped to lean on a tree to rest his self where Hinata was fainted upon to.

"Ki-K-Kiba…" She'd stutter, very embarrassed on how rowdy and outspoken her team mate is. Talk about being insensitive! And as usual, Shino made no comment, just pushing his pair of sunglasses higher on the bridge of his nose, whatever he's thinking of.

Kurenai sighed. As expected.

"That is exactly it, Kiba."

"Oh, sure, okay…What the fuck?" The words of which Kiba said sounded like a reply to someone who told him his dick is small. Awed and flabbergasted, certainly.

A beam lighted from Shino's black glasses as he, ever so slowly, showed the tiniest bit of interest he has, "Intriguing."

Kurenai wanted to die.

Kiba wanted someone to tell him what was really going on.

Shino remained silent and what he wanted to do was unknown.

Hinata… well, let's just say she was developing a haemorrhage.

"Yes, you… we… you will learn about sex" Kurenai looked away, blushing herself mad. Very humiliating, indeed. How in hell's name could she corrupt her three students mind? Sure, according to Hatake Kakashi, this would be good for them, but hell, it was crap for her to explain.

"Why do I need to learn this shit?" Kiba said, giving a scornful look, as he looked at Akamaru and the dog barked as if he understood.

"K-Kiba…" Hinata bit her lip. She does not know what to do. Yes, sure, she wants to have this so called sex education but oh, dear! Not with Kiba and Shino, too!

"Well, I've seen my bugs mate."

There was a complete and utter silence. A very deafening and awkward silence, that is. Kurenai, Hinata and Kiba looked at Shino with pure abashment on their faces. Clearly, they were all quite disturbed.

"You watch your insects mate???" Kiba cried, giving a look that might scream idiot! to anyone it's been flashed at.

Shino nodded silently, casually, as if watching insects mate was really ordinary. Well, who knows? Maybe for Shino, it was.

Kurenai tried to suppress her shocked emotion, Hinata fainted once more, and Kiba just mutterd, "Man, I just hate to be one of your bugs."

Another silence.

And Kurenai broke it with a hoarse cough, "Okay, well…" she looked at Hinata who regained her consciousness, "Sex is an act of making love to someone you love… by means of…" the teacher racked her brain for the appropriate words to not let the children in front of her think wrongly of sex, "…physical pleasuring."

"How the hell could I give that physical pleasuring Kurenai-sensei?" Kiba asked. Was he in some ranting mood today.

"Well," Kurenai slowly drawled, thinking that if this is over, she can die, "the man puts his 'thing' inside a woman he loves…"

Hinata froze. Shino did nothing. Kiba looked freaked out, "What? Why the hell would I want to put my dick inside a woman??? That's stupid, I'd get stuck!"

"What?" the two females of the team said in unison as Shino just looked at Kiba.

"Well, the dogs at home, when they do it, they get stuck together-" And he said Shino's weird for watching his bugs mate. Pot calling the kettle black.

"Kiba, you are not a dog."

"What difference does it make?"

"Yours won't get stuck!"

"It won't?"

"It won't!"

"Phew, good news to me!" And Kiba's harshness faded away as he grinned for himself in contentment.

"Yes, so-"

"Kurenai-sensei should I have s-se-sex with N-Neji-niisan, then?" Hinata intoned, "He said that making love is stupid (as expected from Neji.). But father said I should learn to love him since… we… we… errr, we will have to marry soon."

"What?" now one female and a male in their team cried in unison as Shino's head pivoted to face Hinata.

"Well, y-you did say it's for s... someone you love and…"

"Oh gosh, Hinata, I didn't know you had it in you!" Kiba said, obviously amazed at how discreet his female teammate looked but more experienced in that field in which he knows nothing about, "No wonder you had hickeys the other day!"

"Eep, no, I-I... I-"

Shino looked at Hinata, eye-ing her suspiciously, "Hinata."

All of them froze this time. Shino Aburame is… joining their conversation?

"Do you not know that it's taboo to have incest?"

"What?"

"Last time, Mary Lou and Jonas wanted to mate but they were third degree cousins so I forbid them."

"Who the hell is Mary Lou? And Jonas?" Kiba demanded brusquely.

"Mary Lou is the daughter of Anna Marie and Howard, who was the brother of Jonas' uncle-in-law who got married with Sally who was the first cousin of Luisa, the sister of the uncle of Anna Marie and is Mary Lou's first cousin."

"Who???" Kiba screamed for the millionth time.

Hinata and Kurenai nodded, supporting Kiba's who-ing.

"My bugs."

Kurenai Yuuhi looked at her strong yet indifferent student with a blank stare while Hinata sighed and the dog-ninja just slapped his forehead. Yes, Shino names all of his bugs. One by one. Memorized by heart. Their likes and dislikes, hobbies and favorite foods. Yeah. Like a slum book.

Not a very hard thing to do, right?

"So you compare Hinata to your bugs. Way to go Shino," The brown haired ninja said sarcastically, "treating her like a bitch."

"And now you are the one comparing her to your dogs."

"I do not!"

Kurenai wondered how Kakashi managed to get these things through his students. And with Naruto Uzumaki! That had to be very unbelievable. And so Kurenai wanted to finish this off quickly because really, a dangerous mission was way better than this.

"Okay kids, seriously, this time! Ah, so when the boy's…uhh… thin' gets-"

"Just say dick already!" That was Kiba.

"Yes… well, when it gets in the girl, the girl gets pregnant and that is called sex. The end. I got to go, take care, no more bad mouthing, Kiba. Bye-"

"No!" three different voices screeched, halting the genjutsu-master from her attempt to leave.

She raised a quivering eyebrow, "Yes?"

"Sensei, what is foreplay?" Kiba demanded. Where he got that word was when he heard his older sister rant about her boyfriend, who was lacking of it.

"Sensei, what is climax?" Shino added. Where he got that word, too, was when he heard Naruto and Sasuke arguing whether who got their climax first, Shino does not understand what that is and why was it such a bother to argue who had the first one or such.

"Ku-Kurenai-sensei, what's o-orgas-m?" Of course, no doubt, that was Hinata. Where she got hers, once more, was when she accidentally eavesdropped on Neji and Hanabi's little fights and her younger sister saying, "You are not even a man, Neji! You do not even get orgasms even if you are rubbed everywhere!" She knew not that word.

"W-Were did…" And the teacher saw eager eyes.

Sigh, this is a looong way to go. She'll kill Kakashi later.

Finite