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Ten Things you Never Knew About Marcus Flint
He didn't give a rat's ass about the war or politics, his main concern was making sure that the Quidditch season was uninterrupted.
The first time he met Flora Carrow, shortly after her graduation, he thought she was a boring, irritating female, and promptly forgot her. The second time her met her, at his sister's wedding, she declined his invitation to dance, and he decided that she was an uptight hag. The third time he met her, at a pub after a game, she threw a pitcher of firewhiskey on his head for 'snogging her out of nowhere' and he proposed, they were married three months later.
He wasn't ashamed that it took him an extra year to graduate, he was perfectly fine with being Captain for one more year, and besides he knew that brute strength and instinct were more important than brains.
He tried out for Seeker, but was told that he wasn't suited for a job that required intense concentration, and was made a chaser instead. He didn't mind much, chaser was a more exciting position anyways, and he was bloody fantastic at it.
The Sorting Hat almost put him in Hufflepuff, after that, he never held much faith in the barmy old thing, and after all how could a hat really know where you belonged.
He hated Krum and thought him barbaric, almost inhuman. When he told Flora this, she laughed and told him that 'we always dislike people who remind us of ourselves', he told her to shove it up her arse. He was not as ugly as that bloke.
His best friend, if you could call them friends, was teammate Aramis Lockwood, who he often beat up… merely because he could.
He was delighted to find that his son, Maximus, looked just like him, except for the eyes and the teeth; for which Marcus was eternally grateful.
While playing as a reserve on the Falmoth Falcons, he broke his nose twelve times and his right leg seven; it was the best time of his life.
Flora was the first person he ever loved, and although they often fought, he knew that he would die for her.
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