Don't really know if this is ay good. Typed it just before sleeping. Zzzzzz.
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Chapter 2:
Thief Bakura: Ancient Egypt
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Day 1: Life of a Thief
On the road to the pharaoh's city. Traveled a very long way just to see if pharaoh dude actually as hot as the newspapers say. Have made this quest top-priority.
Cough…
Day 2
Finally arrived!
Went directly to pharaoh's palace and straight to throne room (was sure pharaoh was kissing own reflection on hand-mirror before got distracted by guards. Narcissistic bastard).
Honestly though, pharaoh doesn't look that bad.
Hair could definitely improve though…am debating if I should recommend personal hair stylist or not.
Felt guards groping self for a while there, was almost about to send pretty pet demon-slash-snake to bite their asses off for touching mine when pharaoh spoke, "Stand your ground. Who are you?"
Was a bit lost as what to say and so made bullshit about wanting revenge for village and family being sacrificed for golden items (am very good at lying) Took advantage of shocked silence as opportunity to study Pharaoh Atemu's looks. Is all-in-all decent but am a bit put off by messy multi-colored hair. Am currently wondering where he inherited them (toying with the possibility that he has three parents at the moment, one for each hair-color)
Later…
Gah! Been running in circles around dessert for hours. Have made the mistake of commenting on pharaoh's looks. Atemu very sensitive about own appearance and went fucking ballistic. Am now sporting nasty scar at cheek (though it looks cool).
Am now holding pretty shiny-gold objects which self has nabbed from castle vendors while escaping. Maybe they would fetch a nice price so that self can use money to travel somewhere far away from crazy pharaoh.
Day 3
Fuck.
Just realized have mistaken high priests for street vendors, and have unwittingly stolen two Items. Tried to explain to pharaoh, Atemu, but arrogant prick only kept ranting about how he has been "Triumphant on capturing the elusive King of Thieves" and then proceeded to insult self's and family's looks.
Have decided to hate pharaoh with passion starting now.
Am rather glad self has to spend eternity in Ring, as well as pharaoh with Puzzle. Can now pester Atemu for eternity until he admits self is better-looking than he is.
Am hoping to possess well-built body of host in the future as so can beat fucking pharaoh into mashed potatoes. Also made sure to give him the finger just before we were sucked into Items just to spite him.
Will now spend time in Ring to think of way to destroy pharaoh's hotness and make self's grow.
Hopefully, will be able to think of a plausible plan during three-millennia wait.
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Bleh. Hope you found that enjoyable…somehow...
I'll read this again for typos tom. like always (is very sleepy)
