I grab the dogoo and my supplies before heading in the direction we were before. This is a damn dream or I died and ended up in a weird place. Nothing else can explain this.
This dogoo shouldn't exist and my clothes wouldn't have changed to whatever this shit was. It won't even let me put clothes over it. They just disappear. I went through all my sets of pants for me to stop trying. They didn't even just disappear they exploded into pixels. I don't get it. I really don't.
At least the cut on my leg is gone. Somehow. Sadly the only good point. Noticing the lack of ground I look down. I'm floating. I'm fucking floating! You know what. I'm not even surprised anymore. I just want to sleep in a moderately safe place and wake up from this bullshit.
And if it isn't. If this is my reality. I'm going to embrace it and punch it in the fucking face.
I grab a nearby tree and pull myself to the ground. I don't know how to control my floatiness.
"Dogoo."
"Yeah yeah yeah don't rub it in."
And now I'm having a conversation with this dogoo thing.
"Dogoo."
"What?!"
I then hear a roar in front of us. A weird tiger hybrid then jumps out from behind a couple trees and looks straight at me. Why cruel world. Why? I dropped my backpack and let my instincts take over. My hands went away from my body and a sword and shield appeared. What?
Before I can think it over the thing lunged at me. I roll to the side and bash the shield into its side, sending it a couple meters away. I rush it and slash it a few times before jumping back. It slashed at me with it paw but I blocked it with the shield and struck back at it.
We repeated it several times before the thing exploded into pixels. The words level up! Were displayed in front of me for a few seconds before it said what I got from the kill. What the hell is this nonsense. I'm not even going to question it. It can all wait till tomorrow.
Damn where the dogoo go. I take a quick look around and see it hopping on top of my backpack. At least I didn't lose my traveling companion. I put the dogoo back on my shoulder and shoulder my backpack.
I take a few steps before I realize how tired my limbs were. I did go through alot today. I can at least keep going till I reach a town. Let's do this. I start a light jog going north. If I can't find anything by night fall I'll climb a tree and sleep then use it to look around in the morning.
After an hour of jogging. I was on the brink of collapse. So I had to slow it down to a walk. The good part however. I can finally spot a house! Yes! I hope they are friendly. If they are not I have a hand grenade to use. I'm too tired to fight them so I'll just take a few with me.
The one how's turned into multiple as a got closer. Must be a town. At least it looks abit like modern ones. Then again I still don't know where I'm at. Even though it's a few hours till sundown, there were still people still mindling around. I slowly walk past a couple houses to what seemed the main road.
I get in front of of a store and lean against the wall. I thought I could go on further. But I cannot. I slid down the wall to the ground. When someone walks up to me I pull out a grenade and hold it out. "Stay back." I say barely above a whisper. I can't go through with the threat though. I couldn't even lift my left arm. A bright flash fills my vision. My body instantly hurting. I look down and see myself in my normal clothes. "Hey. I'm back to normal."
My right arm finally drops to the ground now unable to support its weight. My vision was waning. I look up for a second. Seeing a couple people approach me. One holding sometype of mobile device. My head finally drops and my vision turns black.
~Time skip~ (I'd love to end there but it's too short.)
I wake up with a major pain in my leg. Owww. This sucks. I open up my eyes and reach down to my leg and start rubbing at it away from the wound. After the pain went down a couple notches, the first thing I notice was that I was in a bed. Which was a total different place then I went to bed. The second thing I notice was that I'm in a pair of shorts and a t-shirt. That I know isn't mine.
The door opens up to show a woman a few years younger than me. I reach over and grab the lamp getting ready to throw it. She holds her hands up in a calming gesture.
"Calm down My Lady. I'm only here to help you." She says.
My Lady? "Where am I, how long was I out, and what's up with the my lady business?"
She continued to stand in the bedroom doorway. "You are in my aunt's home because you needed to heal and she's the town's healer, you have been out for three days, and I'm calling you my lady because you are a CPU."
"What's a CPU?"
"A CPU is a goddess that uses share energy and has two different forms. And from what everyone saw three days ago they can confirm that you have transformed. If you aren't a CPU then I don't know what you are."
This world is cruel as shit.
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Thank you all for reading. Please review people. Sorry still might be abit short but next chapter will be longer.
