Note: Okay, so this one isn't that long either. In fact, I suppose none of them are. I just don't really have the stamina to write anything longer than 5,000 words. *Sigh*
Anyways, this story is already complete, so I'll just update it whenever I have it in me to force my lazy ass to do so. Sound good? Wait, no one's even reading this...
Disclaimer: Everything familiar isn't mine. For more detail, see chapter 1
Chapter 2: The Problems with Nudity
I woke up a few hours later in Nurse's office, and I left.
I was still hungry, so I climbed through a secret hole in the wall.
I crawled until I found the taco that I had left there the other day.
When I was done, I realized that I was naked because I forgot to put on clothes this morning.
How embarrassing!
I decided to follow the tunnel because I didn't know where it let out and I couldn't let anyone see my beautiful, naked body!
I walked for several hours until I finally reached the end of the passage. I opened the door. I was in… the boy's dormitory!
All three Marauders stared at my beautiful, naked body. Luckily, I use a spell to give me legs instead of a tail, so they don't know I'm a mermaid, but still! Those perverts!
I shrieked at all of them before ripping Lupin's shirt off of his body, using it to cover my own, and running away.
Note: Oh, Lily. You saucy minx! What will you get into next?
