Ah welcome to chapter 2 of HEF, so how was the first chapter good? Well anyways here is the story but first the claimer cough ehh sorry I mean disclaimer.

Disclaimer mwa ha ha there I said disclaimer but just for more typy typy I do not own Naruto...but I will and when that time comes you will all scream with joy for Naruto would no longer be g rated. Mwa ha ha

Now on with the story!

Gaara sat on his bed with Kiba to discuss the annoying playboy who had managed once again to steal his girl. Not that Kiba really cared or anything but hey Gaara claimed that this happened to any boy that went to this school, but not Naruto of course cause he was now a girl.

The first time it happened, it had been in elementary school. Gaara had been madly in love with a cute little girl in the third grade, he didn't remember her name now but that was beside the point. What the point was is that when the playboy had arrived for the first time in Konoha elementary, only had to walk by, where Gaara had been madly pulling on the girl's hair, for the child to simply turn away from Gaara and follow him around until this day!

The second time it happened was in junior high and Gaara had just gotten the courage to ask one of the prettiest girls in school out, when he stole her from under his nose. And all he had to do was give the girl a smirk and she seemed to forget all about Gaara and followed the bastard around. Gaara had wanted to punch the guy's light out but then he would have gotten suspended and all that crap. Then good for the guys Sasuke had moved away and the girls were now going back to whoever. Gaara and the rest of the male students had breathed a sigh of relief, glad that Uchiha was gone.

He had been happily dating Mitsuki (1) when it happened. The bastard was back and the girls rushed over to his side like they didn't have any boyfriends. It happened to Lee, his girlfriend Sakura, who he had been going out with for maybe 3 years, broke up with him a few seconds after that asshole arrived. He had been devastated, crying all over Shikamaru, who had admitted that the same thing happened to him.

Ino, his now ex girlfriend had just I dunno work with me people but ok she jumped out the second floor window of Shikamaru's house just so she could talk with the Uchiha who just happened to be walking by at the moment. Neji had been so confident that his girl, who just happened to be Gaara older sister, would not fall for him but Temari had all but denied that they were ever together. Neji was also devastated when his usually shy and quite cousin threw he self at Sasuke.

Ok so now that the story is over Kiba yawned boredly, Gaara was telling him about some people he didn't know. Naruto then burst into the room, yelling something about masked perverts, closet perverts, and not so hidden perverts. yes this was typical for Gaara and Kiba unlike for us I mean it's not like everyday your cousin looks like a girl, everyone thinks he is a girl, and he is being molested by teachers and other guy students eyes.

Ok so I am going to skip all this crap and take you to when Naruto, Gaara, Kiba, and Gaara's friends sat at school eating lunch.

Naruto eyes were at this moment glazed over and a small dreamy smile on his face appeared, immediately followed by some drool.

Naruto began to shovel food down his mouth like well Naruto, of course Naruto did not know that Sasuke was watching him but Gaara did.

"We need to talk, Naruto." He walked over to where Naruto now sat; eating his ramen like someone would snatch it away from him. He shoveled the food rapidly into his mouth and didn't bother to chew. Gaara gave him a disgusted look, trying to get Naruto's attention by staring at him.

Of course, his ramen obsessed cousin ignored him.

The students of the school standing behind them with a horrified looked on their faces.

Naruto then whispered to Naruto, which Sasuke did not like (2). Immediately Naruto stopped eating, set his bowl down, looked around, and then daintily dabbed a napkin at the corners of his mouth. "What" naruto asked at his and Garra's friends stared at Naruto...along with the rest of the school.

"You missed the rest of your face, ya idiot" Kiba barked as he handed Naruto a damp cloth that seemingly came out of no where. So now Naruto was cleaning his face.

Sure Sasuke was a little disgusted by the girl, but hey at least she wasn't anorexic and all that crap those other girls were like.

Naruto this girl was beautiful sure boyish but hey it was better than some bulimic fan girl that stalked him. Sasuke had a new goal and that was to get that Naruto girl.

(1) for got to mention this in the first chapter,Mitsuki is some made up chracter, I have no idea what she looks like.

(2) Poor Sasuke doesn't know that Gaara is Naruto's cousin and that him being attracted to Naruto was all part of these people's evil plans.

Well I hope you liked this chapter and my next chapter should be up tomorrow