hi every one
first we'd like to apologies(sp?) to every one we told that we whould update this story weekly, yes we know were 3 weeks late but the dvd we have of this movie kinda disiapeared for the last 2 weeks and we dint whant to try and write this of the top of our heads and have it end up shity
anyways big thanks to the 3 people who reviewed (reqim17, shiva and kosk17)
hope you like this chapter as much as the last
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A flash of blue lights and Mojo and Spiral appeared on set , where some of the X-men, Acolytes, Brotherhood, etc, were already waiting, all dressed in there costumes for this scene
"Right my lovelies are we already to start" Mojo asked as he sat in his directors chair, only to be confronted by a no so happy looking Magneto
"No, Mr Mojo we are not ready to start " the master of magnetism said with a glow "I have just fished reading the script, and I am most displeased"
Mojo looked at Magneto shocked "Mags darling what ever wrong with the script, I gave you a nice central part and every thing "
"Firstly my name is Magneto not Mags, and secondly the problem with you damn movie is that it's about a car race, I was told it was going to be about the seniority of the mutant race…" Magneto was cut off mid-rant by Mojo
"Mags, Mags" he said ignoring the others man's glare at the use of the nickname "is this all this little pima donna huff its about, I tell you what why don't you and Spiral here go and negotiate and I'm sure we come to an agreement"
And before Magneto could say another word he was raped in blue lights and he and Spiral disappeared
Mojo turned back to the other actors "right dose any one else have a problem with the script" every one but forge noticed a familiar looking box with a red button on top of it, in the aliens hand
Naturally Forge was the only one to raised a hand and was eminently struck by lightning "Ow" he sighs before falling over
"any one else have a complaint" said Mojo his left eye twitching slightly, this was met by silence, "Nope no-one good, hope you've all read your scripts because we only have enough film to do one take of each scene so if ya screw up too much you will end up like forgey boy "
Every one takes a look at forge who is still quietly smoking on the floor and quickly took there places for the first scene .
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Scene one
The camera moves across a field and focuses on a hot-air balloon in the middle, it then cuts to a stand which Lucas is standing on
"Ladies and Gentlemen," he shouts addressing the crowd stood in front of him which is made up of all the other actors "boys and girls, freaks and geeks" he quips
"Keep to the script" Mojo shouts from his directors chair
Lucas glairs at Mojo before continuing his speech " you about to witness the most spectacular feat ever attempted by a guy with a stick up his ass,"
"SCRIPT" yells Mojo hand hovering over the big read button
"By the greatest dare devil in the world, The Great Scotty" Lucas finishes, looking like he's just been made to drink acid
The camera turns to look at Scott who's smiles, and by one of those strange flukes of movies the light manages to glint of his teeth, managing to blind half the people standing round him,
"Gahh, my eyes" Evan screams
"And I thought Pietro used to much whitener" said Wanda as she blinks to try and clear the spots in her vision
Ignoring this, random girl number one runs right up and plants a kiss on Scott, only to be pulled away by Kurt
"Ah the perks of being the lead" Scott musses
Lucas glowers at Scott "yer what ever, the Great Scotty" he huffs , "that should have been me" ,before he starts shouting to the crowd again
"He will be strapped into a straight jacket, before you very eyes"
"you know this bring back all sought of bad memories for me" Wanda states dryly from off camera before the flash of a hex bolt and a yelp of pain from Toad is heard "and that always make me feel better" she smirks
Lucas overlooks this trying to get his part done as quickly as possible, "and lifted up into the clouds where eagles sore and no sparrow dares to venture"
The camera moves back to Scott who is tied up in a straight jacket and is having a rope tied round his legs, let it be noted that he's starting to look a bit un easy
"um… this is the part where we swap me with a stunt double right" he asks Mojo, who just laughs
"Stunt double aren't you a kidder we don't even have the money to pay you lot where'd you think we'd get a free stunt man," Mojo keeps laughing as Kurt moves to cut the rope keeping the balloon tethered to the ground, and a drum roll starts
"Oh but I get a safety rope don't I" Scott asks looking greener then toad
"Um… no, now shut it your wasting film" said the alien director
Kurt razes the axe "At least being the sidekick means I get to stay on the ground" the teleported mumbles as he swings down severing the rope that's holding the hot air balloon to the ground
As the balloon lifts off, random girl number 2 runs up and kisses Scott,
"At least the lead gets all the girls" Scott says looking slightly smug, beside the fact he's turned upside down, Kurt pulls girl number 2 off, who's still trying to kiss Scott .
"Where do those girls keep coming from" Mojo asks no-one in particular
As the hot air balloon razes up into the air, the camera looks across to the other side of the field where a very fake looking bush starts moving
It stops and some of the branches move apart to reveal Pietro and Pyro, both looking villainous
"Ha, I get to be the bad guy" Pietro grins
"yay for you" Pyro says "I'm a sidekick, which means any thing bad that's going to happen is going to happen to me, I should make sure my heath insurance is up-to-date"
"gripe, gripe, gripe," Pietro mutters "come on we have work to do"
They move back to revel that there is a giant crossbow and arrow hidden behind the bush
"we got that at a discount from ACME" Mojo quips
As Pietro and Pyro aim there weapon, we check back on the Great Scotty who is still trying to free himself from his straight jacket
"No stunt double, I should sue" he grumbles
"and another X-geek bites the dust" quips Pietro as he pulls a lever firing the arrow, which flies straight at the balloon punching a hole in it
"ha ha bulls-eye" Pyro states as the crowed who have been watching all gasp as they notice the hole in the balloon
"there's a hole in the balloon" forge shouts, even though every-ones visibly already noticed it, and from some where dramatic music has begun to play
The two villains watch from there hiding places, even bigger grins on there faces as the hole gets bigger
By now Scott has got out of the jacket, and is climbing the rope,
"He'll never make it" says Pietro, laughing villainously as Scott finally get up into the basket below the balloon , which is starting to fall
He pulls on a rucksack that was in the basket,
"He'll never make!" says Pietro again
Every one watches as Scott jumps from the balloon, and free falls, for a few seconds then he pulls a string that was attached to the rucksack revealing ……
"A parachute" Pyro says stunned
"A parachute" Pietro repeats equally shocked
"All right pay up, who bet on Scott not making it back down safely" says Bobby collecting money of a number of people in the crowed
Mojo blinks a this for a bit before hitting the red button and zapping bobby
"no betting on set you wasting film" the alien director glared at the scorched teen
Up in the sky, not noticing that people have been betting on his life, Scott looks happy " I'm alive, I'm alive" he gleefully celebrates
"A parachute" Pietro yells "he has a damn parachute"
"well what did you think we were going to do kill of the lead man", Mojo shrugs from his directors chair
"but a parachute" Pietro whines dismayed
"don't think you're the only one who's been disappointed by this turn of events" said Lucas from his stand
"yer I was looking forward to seeing summers go splat too" adds Lance looking pissed off as he hands over a 20 to Bobby, who quickly gets zapped again
"what part of 'no betting' and then being fried did you not get " snaps Mojo
While Pietro's sulking, Pyro looks up at the sky "Hey.. Um.. boss" he says tapping Pietro on the shoulder
"What!" Pietro snaps glaring at where Scott's floating down
"Um.." Pyro points up
Pietro looks up to see the hot air balloon is falling right for there hiding spot
Both run away from the bush a few meters where they think they'll be safe only, as the law of sod works to have the balloon land on top of them
"Aaannnnd cut" Mojo shouts down his mega-phone "get those two out from under there, there needed for the next scene" pointing at where Pyro and Pietro are dazedly trying to disentangle them self's from the remainders of the balloon.
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quick note- any one who has seen the movie may have geussed what parts some people are but for clarity we will explain the main ones at the end of each chapter like so
the great Lesly/Leslie (sp)(some one let me know which of these is right), is Scott (we know this is going to make this a jott story (gah the horror) but we think there are lots of simalaritys between scott and lesly (mainly the huge stick up there asses!)
Hezikiah- is Kurt well he is Scott's best friend
Prof Fate- Pietro (this will make its self clear later on for this choice just wait and see)
Max - pyro just cus we love the crazy pyromaniac
ok so plz plz review and let us know what you think and we will try and update sooner
