Chapter two: Finland is done. A nordic special.

Iceland: "Hey tino, I kinda dyed hanatomago bright green...sorry." "iceland, what. Just what."

Norway: "hey finland, I kinda multiplied your reindeer team by ten." "oh my god norway."

Denmark: "Hey, finny! What's-" "only. Berwald. Calls. Me. Finny."

Berwald: *suited up in armor with a sheild and sword* "Finland, fourth oldest nordic and the wisest and strongest of all countries, my sweet, caring, intelligent, tough husband...I may or may not have burned down your sauna by accident...I'm sorry, I won't do it agaaaAAAAIIIINNN!!!"

Finland was done. "berwald...sweetie...COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SCUM BAG OH MY GOD PERKELE I AM DONE WITH PEOPLE DYING MY DOG'S FUR, MULTIPLYING MY CRAP, CALLING ME THE WRONG THINGS, AND BURNING VALUABLE STRUCTURES THAT TOOK ME YEARS TO BUILD OH MY JESUS WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU PEOPLE PeRkElE!!!!! Everyone was running for sweet life and trying to escape the worst.

The next day, sweden was in the hospital, iceland was nervous, norway ran away with denmark and denmark got them lost in stockholm, sweden. Finland was hiding in the basement so he would never again have to deal with people's crap. Ahh, the nordics...