T h e R u l e s O f A t t r a c t i o n

By: OoOAliSaOoO

Rated: T Yes this story will be a PG story and people PG does involve kissing and mentions of some things people may not be comfortable with but its nothing too big. And yes there will be Cursing. Enjoy.

Full Summary: I work as a matchmarker,I'm the best there is.Only problem I can never get someone for me.Then one day this jerk comes into my life,after meeting at the mall,and it seems I can't get him to stop annoying me but for some odd reason I don't mind anymore."You may be the Love Master but even you need someone." She said. "And who would that some one be?" Aelita smiled. "Well that's the fun part were going to look for him but I have a pretty good idea of who." Her green eyes turned to a male with dark dirty chocolate hair. I almost spit out my drink. "Him?! You're crazy." One reason why was because he was my new boss...

Pairings: YxU, minor AelitaxOdd

T h e R u l e s O f A t t r a c t i o n


Chapter 2: Baby Things And Such Also He Can Be Nice?

"Spill." I blinked. Wow not even a minute has passed by and their already asking me. Hm…Well my best friends do like gossip.

"What is there to spill, Ami, Yumi has a hot sexy man after her." I almost laughed sure the guy was F.I.N.E. But sexy and hot in the same sentence being used with that guy is….okay I'll say its not uncommon for other girls but for me it seems wrong. Sure I like guys with hot and sexy bodies like he had even though his body seemed like ones of a sex god…Wait where was I? But even though the man is well built I rather have someone who is kind, sweet, funny, and kind of shy. Not some guy who thinks his all that because he's handsome-

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

"Oh my god it's the Men in Black!" Aelita yelled as this weirdo with all black and black helmet banged the window at the red light.

Ami yelped when the rider in a green motorcycle banged on her window and we all heard a muffed voice say, "Open the window!"

"Oh here just take the money and leave us alone, you freak!" Ami shirked opening the window holding the all her money out. I rolled my eyes before pulling her away to change places by the head and getting the money away from her, she had all of our money since she's the reliable person…Pssh not anymore.

"Okay just leave jerk boy before my pretty little fist makes contact with your head."

"I have a helmet on." He laughed knocking on the helmet with his fist while I smiled cheekily at him and replied in a bittersweet voice, "Want to see if I can?"

In the background I could hear Aelita while the jerk laughed. "Yes hello 911! THE FRIGGING MEN AND BLACK ARE AFTER US!" Pause. "NO I'M NOT PRANK CALLING!" She yelled.

"HELLO?! HELLO?! WHAT THE HELL? Oohs if we live through this were going to fucking sue their ass! I MEAN WE HAVE THE FRIGGING MEN IN BLACK GUY AFTER US!"

He just laughed more….Jerk only I and Ami can laugh at Aelita! Wait I mean laugh with.

With that I snapped. Next thing you know his on the concrete moaning trying to pull his helmet off. Yeah didn't expect that now did you jerk?! I flinched a bit while looking at my throbbing knuckles, damn though I didn't think the helmet was going to be that hard! I hissed but ignored the pain it not as if I was bleeding, which kind of surprises me.

"What the hell are you waiting for Lita drive!" She nodded pressing the gas making me hit the seat…Seatbelt….Ow…I hit my head!

"TAKE THAT GUY IN MEN AND BLACK!" Ami yelled while Aelita give him the finger while me? I had an anime sweat drop moment….

Weirdo's…

"Okay so back to what we were talking about before Men in Black guy came." Aelita said excitingly closing the door to her apartment.

"Yea come on Yum." I rolled my eyes. We just left some psycho on the street and then they want to gossip after I got rid of him? Sigh. I'm too tried to argue with the two so I shrugged.

"He is not after me he just seems to love to tease me and make me feel stupid." I heard both sigh as I took off my heels and headed to a closet in the bathroom, starting to change into my pj's. Yea after me and Ami visit each other houses so much we started to leave over night bags.

"Well Bun Bun after what you told us I would say that Ulrich guy was totally flirting with you!" I raised a brow why always the weird nicknames with Aelita? Sigh. I have no idea. As for the other thing…Flirting? With me? Haha Yea no rather gag thank you.

"Um…Aelita when a guy is flirting with a person I'm pretty sure they don't act like jerks. So there he was not flirting and if he was I would have noticed I'm after all the Love Master." I replied while putting on a pair of what I consider pj's. A black sports bra and black underwear. Simple and also every comfortable if I do say so myself.

"Oh well Love Master I have information for you." Ami paused dramatically while I rolled my eyes.

"The. Guy. Was. Flirting. With. YOU!" She spit out slowly as if I was retarded somehow. Well damn don't I have the best of sarcastic friends who may I add think I'm retarded and think I need the 'do you understand this slow motion talk.'

"First I'm no retard so no slow motion talk Ami it might hurt the few brain cells you have left." Ooh yup I can be sarcastic too. "So now let's order our pizza and then get our Ben and Jerry fest on." Ami snorted but got Aelita's phone and started calling Pizza Hut while Aelita did my nails.

"You know Yumi you should really start dating I mean everyone at my collage wants to date you!" Aelita squealed with a smile as I got the Wii out of the wooden cabinet setting it up while Aelita kept on naming suitable guys that I could date.

"Um….yea no." I don't need a man I have my chocolate flavored Ben and Jerry with me and that's all I need. Hell that all what any women or girl needs that for sure, pssh love is overrated anyways. AND also ladies we have Wii's now of these days.

"You really should though." Ami added, and my response was a grunt and a 'no comment.'

"So Aelita who will you be?" I asked looking through the characters.

"Daisy, you?" She side glanced at me with a playful smirk appearing on her face.

"Peach."

"Well bring it."

I smirked, "Gladly." And for the past hour we've been playing with interruption not even from Ami who's listing to her iPod well…er… was.

As in did as in not doing any longer as in past t- Well I think you get it. We all after all learned this at an early age. Right…..?

"Oh pizza." I think I heard Ami say but didn't get up….. strange. Not my problem anyways.

"Oh don't all jump to get it." No move on mine or Aelita's part. What? Were playing Mario Party 8 and were playing a mini game. Oh and I'm so wining Daisy ass which is Aelita. So yea have fun Ami picking up the pizza.

"Ooh oh my back hurts!" Ami whined.

"That's nice." Aelita mumbled hitting the 2 on the control, "Really it is Ami." I chipped in.

"BUT-BUT-BUT-"

"Ami such perverted words and at thin air to?" I teased.

She huffed, "Well lets see if your so playful after I unplug-"

"Do it you die." She rolled her eyes as Aelita and I both returned to our game after we made our threat.

"Geez don't worry I'll get it." Ami mumbled. Oh thanks Ami is such-SHIT. Damn it stupid Daisy. WHY WHY! Ami why did you distract me I lost WAHHHH! Reminder never pick Peach again girl is a loser who can't win Daisy the copier of Peach. Wait shouldn't Ami be here by now with our cheese pizza?

"HAHA! WHO'S THE DAMN PRINCESS! AELITA THAT'S WHO!" Aelita yelled in my face, while I zoned her out looking at the TV flabbergasted.

"But-But-but how?!" I splattered.

She laughed, "I'm full of surprises."

I rolled my eyes, "Aelita are you not a piñata."

"So still won you." She spat.

I snorted. "Then the world has gone mad-"

"With Aelita fever." She finished giving me a raspberry. I just played along fainting as I sighed dreamily.

"Hey Yumi guess who's here!" I heard Ami voice says cheery. A little too cherry but I was still looking at words loser flashing on my side while Aelita's said winner and stupid sluttish Daisy saying I'm the winner! Stupid Daisy….(A/N lol it really says that though!)

"Our pizza?" I asked still engrossed with the T.V well in till Aelita kicked me in the leg.

"Ow! Aelita please I'm graving over my loss here geez!" I mine really it's not every day I-

"Oh come on it's just a game, Ma'am." Oh my god…..

Kami you hate me there that's the only reason.

Only explanation….

W-wait what if he's my stalker but I only met him today! What if his been stalking me for a while but finally came to face with me today and has pictures of me on his wall?! Great I'm back to the stalker thing again like earlier today.

Damn i really need to stop the whole stalker thingy it's really starting to scare the living crap out of me!

"Um…Hi Jer- I mine Ulrich." Haha she was going to say jerk. " What are you doing here?" Very good question Aelita.

"I came here to ask out Ma'am here." Bad Question Aelita very very very bad question.

I knew Aelita should never ask question hell no one should!

He grinned. "And to bring some clumsy girl her purse."

"Wait how did you know where I lived?" Aelita asked interesting Ami and me….Okay so maybe I shouldn't through out the stalker theory.

He frowned. "You know that Men in Black guy well he knows you three."

"Quick Aelita call the cops while I and Ami try to take down the stalker!" I yelled.

Aelita grimaced. "Heck no they thought I was crazy last time."

"Well you were shouting that that the guys from Man in Black were after you." Ulrich added in. I snorted biting the inside of my cheek while Ulrich continued to snicker.

I was really hoping Aelita would punch him of something but she just huffed and stubbornly crossed her arms.

"Okay well I don't think you're Yumi's stalker or you probably would have done something by now." Ami pointed out while me and Aelita snickered.

"He could be planning something!" Aelita stated with me by her side with a nod.

"Oh shut up Aelita, the guy is no stalker. Hell he looks more like a business man."

"No, may be accountant?" I guessed.

Aelita shook her head. "No more like one of those guys who steals people homes everyday."

"Government maybe?" Ami thought out-loud.

"Or he can be one of those guys who owns his own-"

"ENOUGH!" I blinked. Ami blinked. Aelita blinked. Ulrich yelled. "Can we please get back to the topic?!" I mumbled as he tried to keep his anger down.

Ami nodded. "So as I was saying I don't think his your stalker-"

"Not that!" Ulrich grunted running a hand through his hair.

We all looked at him. "Oh then what?"

"For gods-. Just take the damn purse back!" He mumbled something under his breath handing my black purse.

"Um…thanks." I said getting my purse. I then noticed him staring at me okay so maybe boring at me…Wow he really does have amazing eyes so hazel so unique like a pool…….I mean the man was just yelling his little mouth off and now he looks all serene.

"Oh and no." His eyes stopped then blinked with a pout becoming visible.

"Why not?" He whined pouting at me putting on the puppy dog pout. Damn how many times have Ami and Aelita gotten me with the puppy dog pout?!

"Cause."

'Yumi Ishiyama you're a retarded what the hell is….'CAUSE?'

It's um….a word..?

All of a sudden I saw him go down to his knees while holding my hands on his own while digging and nesting his head in my breasts! Oh yes his head just happened to stop to where my breasts are right! I could feel heat rising quickly to my cheeks as he nuzzled in it and not even a second after that Ami and Aelita giggled.

"But-But! I came here all the way in my motorcycle and everything! Come on Yumi please, just one day, hell it doesn't even have to be a date it can be…" He paused while I tried getting his head out of my chest while the loser faked sobbed thinking of god knows what. And in the background I could see Ami mouthing 'say yes.' While Aelita give me thumbs up damn it why couldn't it be like earlier a special finger was directed at him?

"A luncheonette!" He yelled raising his head from my chest with his already messy hair messier then before.

"A luncheonette?" A giggled which I regret deeply now: reason the guy has the most charming smile even while on his knees with his hands holding mine.

"You have a nice laugh." I blushed seeing something change in his eyes. They seemed cloudy?

"Um…Thanks?" What? I can't say something rude it would just be rude!

Or you were just too dazed to make a remark?

NO! He complemented me!

"So is that a yes? I mean you did after all punch me, and if you don't you have to pay for a new helmet." He said with a smirk.

Thinking, Thinking, um….NO!"N-" What the hell?! I looked down to see Aelita's hand over my mouth. What was the meaning to this a d- ew….Aelita smells…..and stuff…gag, strawberry…So strong!

"Yes. She will go on a date with you." But-but- Ami….Looking over to her she was….smiling?! WAHH I've been left for a guy?! Well at least I understand why…his cute. AND at least it's not an ugly guy...

Crap I'm such a mean person...

"Great I'll pick you up at 11:00 lets say two days from now?" A cheeky smile came over him and what is that feeling in the pit of my stomach….?

Oh yea the needing to throw up!

Wait what in the name of-

He got my chin whispering in my ear, "Now nod like a good girl, sweetie." And what did I do? I did the stupidest thing in the world……..

Something so stupid!

Most idiotic thing I could to.

So….

What did I do would you ask?

Oh I don't know maybe this!

I nodded dumbly at the jerk, who I still think maybe my secret stalker. (Although Ami stated he was not...)

He smiled at me……an unusual smile that left me dazed, confused, making me feel fizzy or flabbergasted? Yeah it left me flabbergasted …..

"Well I have to go I have plans….." I raised a brow as he finished that sentence.

"Aright then bye!" Aelita answered. Wait….of course she answered for me! Her freaking hand is over my mouth!

"AAA!"

Ami looked at Aelita while I smirked placing myself on the floor after being free from her strawberry smelling hell hole. What? I'm not a fan of strawberry!

"SHE LICKED MY HAND!" She shirked.

I looked up and sweetly smiled up at her.

"Well hun you got me a date, so even."

"But-But- AMI DO SOMETHING!"

Ami just laughed before drinking some of her soda "Sorry Lita but I go with Yum."

"You guys suck.…."

RING…..

Aelita and I exchanged looks, "Ami! Can you get the door?"

BANG

Ow….stupid Ami and her power to through pillows so hard…..

Whimper….and why the hell always the head?

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"Oh my god I'm so drunk." Aelita mumbled lying down on her back with half her leg coming off the couch while I was on the floor with my legs onto of her own. It wasn't even past 3am but we were already drunk well I was more sober now seeing as I only had two or three beers while Aelita was a complete different story. But the same for me…..god these sucks….everything so spiny and so dizzy, well at least I'm not throwing up unlike Ami, kind of strange Ami is unusually is the one who doesn't get drunk so easily….And I don't think she drink a lot if any.

"Hey Ami you feel better?" I turned to Aelita.

I clinched at Ami's reply.

AGGG!

"Ewww."

"I second that!" I mumbled getting up in a wobbly fashion.

"Ami bear you okay?" I say holding her hair back while she kept throwing up making me even dizzier at the emitting smell from the toilet.

"Did you even drink?" She shook her head at me. "I haven't had any alcohol in about two weeks I've been feeling sick."

My eyebrows dropped, but she had some with me and Aelita not even two days ago. "But-" She shook her head at me again. "I through it on the plant next to us when you guys weren't seeing."

"Oh…." Was my reply.

She then looked at me with pleading eyes. "Yumi can you do me a favor?" Ami asked me settling her head on the toilet seat. I nodded feeling my head clear a bit. Ami looked like a mess, her eyes looked darker and weak, and she even looked pale.

"I know it's late but can you go to the drug store?" Looking at her blankly she just looked at me and give me a ten dollar bill.

"Please…" She added with a tiny smile. I smiled back but awkwardly she had throw up on the side of her face, but none the less I got the money. Anyways I know marital arts hell I was the best in the whole class, I would be safe. And Ami would to the same for me if I needed something to stop the headache….just like in High School when I started my period early and I was wearing white pants….Ami went to the drug store that was one mile away.

I clinched really bad memory though even though I got saved by Ami.

"So what do you want?" I asked already pretty much knowing maybe some water for some pill and such. Maybe Ad-

"I want…." She looked down at the toilet seeing her reflection. "I want-"She took in a deep breathe….No she couldn't, she no….no not Ami….hehe no!

I laughed nervously eyeing her uneasily.

"A pregnancy test…."

I run out of bathroom looking for my coat and some shoes. "LITA WHERE THE HELL IS MY COAT?!" I yelled hopping on one foot trying to put on a high heel that was close by.

"Where are you going?" She questioned rising up.

"To the drug store." I yelped as I was almost falling as I finally found my coat on the floor. Who would have thought slippers could be so deadly trying to kill you?

"Why?" Damn it! You and your questions!

"PREGNANCY TEST!"

She nodded laying back down. "Ooh okay bring me some chips!" I nodded before slamming the door going down the many stairs.

" WAIT……A PREGNANCY?! WHAT NOW?!" Aelita's yells where outcast by my heels crashing to the concrete as I was now running to the drug store down the street.


OK. DON'T PANIC. Don't panic. It's going to be alright. Act cool. Be myself… whatever. Just don't flip out. ….I REPEAT DO NOT PANIC! PANIC IS NOT AN OPTION RIGHT NOW YUMI!!

Oh god I'm panicking. So just walk in slowly….and calmly! OH MY GOD WHAT WAS THAT DING?! I place my hand over my heart….Yumi relax that ding happens in all drug stores so R.E.L.A.X! Casually walk to the women section….Yumi stop walking against the wall! Were not in a James Bond movie!

"Oh Kami I'm no good under pressure." I whispered under my breathe rubbing my temples.

Okay no one here right?! A casual look to the right and a casual look to the left… Okay just the cashier who looks half asleep, a fat kid with a candy bar that looks like he just eat the whole Willy Wonka Factory, and a guy with blond hair that's looking at porn magazines.

Okay so I'm safe, teenaged boy looking at porn and fat kid engrossed with his chocolate bar, and the other to sleepy on pills!

I quickly got the test trying to make a quick escape to the cashier.

Key word

Tried.

Didn't go so well.

"Yumi?" I yelped causing me to jump and that causing me to drop the frigging test. That was now being picked up by Mr. Cocky Poo Head.

Why does he always pick up my things and embarrassing things at that?

I glanced at him putting on a stern face before trying to jump up and get it. But noo he just had to be taller then me!

"Well someone's getting busy now aren't we?" I growled taking the test back( after a lot of jumping), walking to the cash register ignoring him. Maybe just maybe he'll leave me alone. And not embarrass me.

"So…..who you'd screw?" I blinked….How could he say/act so casual after asking that?

"Really nothing you need to stick your nose into, Ulrich." I replied before settling the box on the table.

"You could just tell me mother-to-be." 'Frigging tease.' I thought before paying for it not even getting a second glance at the box, probably too high on sleeping pills.

"Have a good day sir." The girl at the cashier said before her head fell on the desk.

"Oh come on just tell me!" He cried putting on a cute little….SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

"It's for my friend Ami." Okay almost there….just a couple more steps and you're out the door and home free!

DING!

YES! (And no I didn't get scared when it went, DING thank you every much)Now that where outside he'll leave me alone and go on his motorcycle leaving me to my peacefulness of nothingness. I sigh happily before hearing foot steps behind me…God please anyone. I groaned as he was now jogging and was next to me patting a bit.

"The pink haired one?" I shook my head a little depressed….What? I don't like some sex god chasing after me! Okay don't look at me like that! It's 2:56 am for god sakes!

"Good thing Odd's crazy for her. So it's the red haired one?" He asked me with one of his smug smiles starting to appear a very bad sign.

"Yes the red haired one."

"So is she single?" I felt a little annoyed but not jealous hell no we are only having a luncheonette anyways! It's not even considered a date! Pssh me jealous yea right! What it's just a freaking LUNCHEONETTE! And I just met the guy! So there done and done. I mean he was just a god like man like there wasn't anymore guys like him running around France.

Now back to me actually talking.

Yes.

Okay then.

"You want to date a girl who might be pregnant?" I questioned with a brow raised. Try getting out of this one.

He shrugged looking a little panicked but soon had a smirk on his face just like before. "Maybe to spike you a bit." He said winking at me.

I rolled my eyes feeling a smile want to come out.

For no reason at all…of course.

'Right…..'

"Well to bad Ami's married and Aelita's just as crazy for Odd as Odd is of her." I replied seeing my breathe look fogy from the coldness.

"Bad for me….but good for you." He whispered before putting one arm around me. The nerve of this-! "You seem cold so just enjoy the warmth." Well I am cold…. So why not cuddle a bit. It's not like anyone's around to see or anything.

"How is it good for me?" I whispered back sinking into his cologne, again. What is that? I mean I could get that for my dad on his birthday or something but first we need to be on speaking terms.

"Because then that only leaves me with you." He replied with his voice dripping cheekiness.

I snorted, "What about the rest of the woman in France?"

He looked up at the sky as if thinking it over, "Yeah…" He paused, "But their not as half as interesting as you or as easy to annoy." I punched him playfully though.

He whined, "Why do you always punch so hard? I thought you were a girl," Ulrich eyed me with a smile appearing, "You are a girl right?" Another punch sent his way.

"Yes I am and I guess I'm just strong his all but I could hurt you many other ways."

He smiled tightening his hold. "And how can you do that Wonder Woman?"

I looked at him. "I've been doing martial arts since I was a teenager, it let my anger out. I studied every kind there is." I sighed placing my head on his shoulder. "But I love Pencak Silat even though there's not really a standard for it."

"Really?" I smiled genially hearing his voice clearly showing he was interested.

"Yea, I even go to the gyms on weekends, when my boss isn't being an ass." He laughed.

"Well would you like to spar with me sometime?" What the-"Top from German." I gapped at him…no wonder he was interested.

I looked at him closer he looked...

Smug and proud.

I bowed at him with a grin pasted on my face. "Top from Japan." He bowed back. "Who would have guessed, and a girl." Not my father that's who. I grimaced but quickly put on a smile.

"And at age fourteen thank you, and may I add I whipped that nineteen year olds butt!" With that I did different hands fighting techniques combined with a series of characteristic footsteps.

He chuckled. Finally realizing I got up and started walking ahead mumbling feeling my cheeks burn. "You don't need to laugh at me."

"I wasn't really." I looked up at him trying to get the color back to my cheeks instead of the red that was still playing on my cheeks.

My throat locked up feeling a hand just below my ear cradling my head. "I just thought you looked cute or in your's and your friends words 'kawaii'." He did not just say I was kawaii, right I mean this is Ulrich. As in Mr. I'm Going To Annoy Yumi In Till She Is In My Pants Ulrich.

Ooh wait this was Mr. I'm Going To Be Nice Ulrich To Get Yumi In My Pant Ulrich. Wow there's a lot of Ulrich's.

I coughed batting his hand away. "So um…want to play 10 questions."

He grinned. "Sure but isn't 20 questions?" I shrugged skipping through the park we were passing. "Yea but do you really feel like asking 20 questions?"

"I would. It would get me to know you better."

"Exactly why." He rolled his eyes linking his hand in mine, "What are you-"

"Relax already it's just hand contact and anyways it's just flesh touching flesh." I nodded looking away. It wasn't that it was I felt something when he touched my hand….

'Ms. Yumi Ishiyama you have gone mad.'

"Hello Yumi you first or me." I shook my head, "You can go first."

"Okay what's your favorite color?" I could have laughed wasn't it easy look at my damn clothing.

"Black." He nodded.

"And yours?"

He looked down at his clothes. "Green, duh." I grunted pointing at my clothing everything black. "Okay I get your point. Waste of a question I suppose."

"Cleary now go." I said placing myself in a swing, he followed my lead seating on the next sit well I pushed my legs back and up.

"Favorite Movie?" He asked looking at me with my raven hair wildly going everywhere.

Simply. Nothing perverted…so far. "She's The Man."

He chuckled. "The one about the tampon joke?"

I flushed. "Yeah I mean really that's original unlike other movies who steal other movies golden moments."

He grunted. "You call that a golden moment?"

I pouted, "Shut up! Anyways it's my turn so stop being a tease."

"Okay so tell me what does Mr. Ulrich like more then Pencak Silat?" I asked after jumping from the swing landing perfectly.

"Are you crazy?!" I turned around to see mother Ulrich getting off the swing with a worried look appearing on his face.

"Um….I don't think so, I think you have me confused with Aelita." He rolled his eyes.

"Every funny but you could have gotten hurt." I smirked at him before doing a back flip ending it with a split. "Yes and I could have gotten hurt doing that but I didn't now didn't I?" I stated putting my weight on my hands standing on them before getting on my feet.

"Well someone knows how to move her body." He commented causing me to blush bonking him on his head. "Just answer the question will you?"

"Um…" He then snapped his fingers. "Annoying you."

I shirked singing. "Loser with no life."

"Whatever!" He sang back.

"So when your birthday?" He cooed looking up at the stars.

"October 24." I too looked up seeing them shine through the cold winter breeze.

He whimpered. "What?"

His shoulders slumped. "I won't be able to give you a gift till later." I ignored him anyways most of the time it was just something that held no meaning or worth.

"Okay so how old are you, since you are already know mine."

"After annoying you at the mall." He added.

I nodded grimly. That Cocky Poo Head. I really have no idea why his being so so so…..nice?

He smiled sheepishly. "I'm 26 years old."

I gawked at him. "And you called me Ma'am. When you're three years older then me?"

I huffed turning away.

"I tease and annoy." He pointed out. "

Yes but it seems you only tease and annoy me!"

A rose suddenly appeared in front of me leaving me dumbstruck and feeling ever so stupid feeling my cheeks go warm while I grabbed the white rose out of his hand. "Well of course you interest me."

My eyebrows knotted. "You do know we meant yesterday right?" Well it was it was 3am something! It was already past midnight so one day. I'm really started to think of the whole stalker thing but maybe no….I mean the girls were right he seems like a really rich type even though the guys a jerk with chicks I mean the first time I saw him he was wearing business shoes!

Okay I know I blabber on but, eh.

"Well Romeo and Juliet only knew each other for a very short time." Ulrich cheered.

"Then they both died soon after." I argued.

He sighed running a hand through his hair. "Not the point really but…." I looked at him as he give me a weak smile with knotted eyebrows and a tint on pink on his cheeks.

I giggled holding the rose closer to smell it. "You're blushing, Ulrich."

He visibly stiffened stuffing his hands into his pockets. "I am not. Men my age don't blush."

I giggled more. Ulrich just muttered to himself walking ahead.

"Well you are." I teased skipping ahead of him much to his displeasure.

He growled at me. Now who was annoying who? Ooh I like blushing Ulrich much better to tease and annoy. And he says I'm easy to tease? Look at Mr. Cocky.

Ulrich hissed walking faster. "I am not-"

"Oh finally! YUMI GET YOUR ASS UP HERE AMI IS THROWING UP ALL OVER THE PLACE! SHE ALMOST PUKED ON THE DAMN Wii!" We both looked up. Me sheepishly and Ulrich amused as Aelita run back inside and away from the window where she was calling me she went back in yelling about 'Don't puke on that- her words were cut off by Ami.

I then realized we were now back at Aelita apartment buliding and things seem heated.

"YUMI!!" She screeched.

"I have to go." I muttered mostly to myself dryly. Now I'm the one who blushing. Aggh why always me is Satan working on a plan with this man standing next to me? Maybe I'm on one of those shows and being tapped? No my father would be yelling at me on the phone for being on TV because one I wasn't a boy and second I was –dramatic pause- a dishonor to the Ishiyama name and as his words quote 'I'm worthless and a mistake.'

"Well have fun." He cooed before giving me a wink and putting his hands deeper in his pockets.

"Oh and don't forget our date."

"Luncheonette!" I corrected.

He laughed before smirking at me. "It's a date which ever way you look at it Yum Yum." I whined why do I always get the nicknames?!

I sighed looking at the many stair that awaited to be stepped on and so the journey began of climbing the stairs with heels…..Great.

I smiled when I heard an engine.

'Yup he wants to fuck you…or his seriously has an interest on a person he just met…or he really is my stalker.' I then saw a flash of green pass.

Green hmm….. I looked down at my black coat and my black jeans.

"Black and Green do seem to match…." I mumbled climbing. "Even a bit."

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After a lot of fussing and cursing at me for not coming earlier both Aelita and I were on the floor with both of us looking like crap after Ami got us by the hair. Why I have no freaking idea I was only gone for an hour!

So now I must stay calm.

Okay stay calm no need to panic we all know you've done that enough today. It's not like you're the one peeing on a stick right now you're just waiting on the floor with your best friend waiting for the person who is peeing on the stick. No pressure…..Right? None, nope, no. Okay so maybe yes, yup, yeah, si, hai.

Ami came out with a sigh closing the door and sitting next to me Indian style leaving her eyes down cast.

"So…..?" Aelita asked almost falling off her seat just to look at Ami.

"So what?" Ami asked looking at her sharply. I leaned back a bit. Either way, baby or no she sure as hell had the mood swings of a pregnant woman.

"So are you pregnant or not?" She raised a brow looking at us both amused.

"It takes a few minutes to know, you two." I blushed nodded at her with her smile widening. I huffed as I rolled my eyes at her, the weirdo.

"It does?" Aelita blinked looking up at ceiling as if thinking while we looked at her in interest, "Since when?"

I laughed, with Ami though she was rolling around the floor holding her stomach with tears threatening to come out. I hope Aelita doesn't mind pee on her floor, I mine at this rate with Ami and all….. "Haven't you ever seen a movie or anything doing with it?" Of course I asked, Ami was to busy rolling around. I repeat weirdo but I guess she's mine and Aelita's weirdo.

"Ooh….Oh…OH! YEAH!" She yelled happily. I sighed wanting nothing more to smack her.

"Well let's go, girls." We turned to Ami who held both arms out to us with a shaky smile on her pale face (which looked paler then mine at the moment). We both smiled at each other before linking arms.

"Just remember even if I am pregnant nothing will change." I rolled my eyes, Aelita rolled her eyes, and Ami rolled her eyes at us because we rolled our eyes at her. It was a rolling day. I mean rolling on the floor, rolling our eyes wonder what's next.

"Yes we know that's what you told us at your wedding. Really all you have to do is change the pregnant to wedding and were back to that day." I giggled a bit when Ami smacked Aelita on the head!

HAHA For once it wasn't me but I wished it was with a pillow.

"Shut up it's supposed to be a touching moment between sisters born from different mothers." We all nodded opening the door seeing the test on the marble counter mocking us, teasing us, the little bastard.

She let go of our arms (even though I almost missed it since I was cursing out a stick.) picking it up while Aelita and I fought to see what it said but failing as she had it right in front of her eyes as if she was blind.

"Oh my Kami…." Ami whispered looking at the test.

"WHAT DOES IT SAY AMI?!" Aelita and I cried. Both of us giddy like high school girls waiting to see who the prom queen was.

I noticed Ami paled, making both me and Aelita hug her from the back thinking the worst.

"Ami it's okay your too young anyways or you can always try again with Leo but let us know so I won't cry out rape again because for a whole year he give me the evil eye and that was sooo not cool-"

"It has a smiling face. IT FRIGGING HAS A SMILING FACE!" Holy shit…My eyes widened taking the stick away from her…..it did….Oh my KAMI! I squealed jumping up and down.

And making a mental note to wash my hands……..later.

I looked over to Ami with her hand on her tummy with tears running down her face.

I sniffed; no I was not going to cry, no! No way, lie how's, no ifs, no might's. I was not going to-!

'What the hell is going down my cheeks?'

I touched my cheeks to feel liquid. I smiled a bit…so maybe a tear or two or a lot where to fall? It was because of frigging joy one of my best friends is pregnant! EKKK! AND AUNTING YUMI CAN BUY BABY THINGS AND SUCH!

"SUPER KAWAII!" I yelled something Aelita would do wait why isn't she?

Both me and Ami seemed to notice both turning our eyes to her both puzzled why she wasn't hugging us.

"What does a smiling face mean? That the pregnancy stick thing is happy?" Ami and I looked dumbstruck at Aelita who was trying to read the intrusions on the box backwards….

SMACK

"SHE'S/I'M PREGNANT!"

"Ooh….Oh…OH!" We rolled our eyes as Aelita joined our hug but laughed as well all touching Ami's tummy.

The rest of the day was planned out to go to stores ….for baby things and such of course….but when it was at least light out, outside….

Ami such a spoil sport……………

"HEY WAIT WHERE ARE MY CHIPS?!"

SMACK.


Preview next chapter……

Chapter 3: New Boss And Hello Gucci Bitch.

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"YUMI I THOUGHT I'D TELL YOU-!" WHO THE FUC-

"AHH!" And that's when I fall flat on my face with my butt up in the air.

"Good Luck…" Aelita finished trying to help me up and kept on saying sorry.

Well that was a lovely entrance to meeting my boss. I gulped looking up.

Oh my god…….WHY? WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO, KAMI-

"Yumi? What are you doing here?" Ulrich voice came out with confusion and a mix of shock.

This could not be happening not to me! I was just a frigging matchmaker with a degree so what?! I'M JUST A FRIGGING MATCHMAKER! AND HE IS MR.STERN JR.? WAIT HE IS RICH?! OH MY GOD RICH PEOPLE CAN KILL PEOPLE WITHOUT GOING TO JAIL! HOLY…..and I've been a bitch to him since I've met him! Oh my god I have to tell some one! Okay calm…..down…..

'Maybe it's fate.'

'My ass!'

'You mean our ass?'

'YOU LITTLE SMART AS-'

"Yes Ms. Ishiyama what would you be doing here?" And with that I came back from my little talk.

My mouth opening now…..oops never mind Ulrich beat me….

"YOU'RE ISHIYAMA?" I simply nodded my head slowly, while his eyes looked as if I was lying to him or something.

Well this is going to be interesting to say the least.

Because it seems he's my new boss.

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