Okay, I know its taken a long time but this was started as a Christmas present for a friend... Christmas 2008.... Sorry Licia, this is all your birthday and Christmas presents from then til now. I hope you like it hun, if I get the chance I'll read it to you sometime :P
This is based on the humour of an Australian comedian called Carl Barron, a very funny man, check him out on youtube some time
"Are you sure you don't want to meet me there? Sun, sand and water, come on you know you want to."
"Naruto, I'm practically allergic to sunlight, I don't think the beach is the best place for me," Sasuke sighed into the phone. It had been about three weeks since he had checked out of the hotel that had changed his life forever. After a heavenly two weeks with Naruto Uzimaki he had gone back to his life with the new addition of a long distance boyfriend. And the distance was about to get longer.
"Come on, you'll get to see me in swimmers," Naruto tried to tempt him.
"Dobe, I've seen you in far less," he reminded him shifting on his couch.
"Come on it'd be fun."
"Naruto I am not going to Australia with you," Sasuke told him bluntly.
"Oh fine," he could hear the pout through the phone, "Bastard."
"Love you too dobe."
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"-and I got a new pair of thongs to wear to the beach and shopping and everything-"
"You got what?" Sasuke spluttered sitting up.
"A pair of thongs to wear," Naruto said confusedly.
"Why?"
"Because, everyone wears 'em down here, they're like the national costume or something," Naruto explained.
"Thongs?" the Uchiha asked in disbelief.
"Yeah everyone wears them, young kids, old men and women-"
"I get the idea," Sasuke told him with a little shudder, "Do they always come in pairs over there?"
"Of course! You can't just wear one silly," Naruto laughed.
"What? Why not?"
"Think about it, you'd get a sore foot otherwise."
"Sore foot?" Sasuke mumbled.
"Yeah, I walked down to the beach with some of the others today and when we got onto the sand we took them off and put them on our hands, nothing worse than sand in your thongs."
"No I can imagine not," Sasuke shuddered, "Wait you were allowed to walk on the beach without them on?"
"Yeah of course, everyone takes their thongs off on the beach teme."
Sasuke choked on that, he had heard things were relaxed down under but that was a bit much.
"Sasuke are you there?" Naruto asked worriedly.
"I'm coming to see you, now," the Uchiha told him walking around his apartment shoving a bunch of clothes into a bag. He sat at his computer and quickly ordered a ticket online, "Make sure you come and get me from the airport."
"Sasuke? I thought you didn't want to come," Naruto said in confusion.
"Never mind that now," Sasuke snapped, he quickly gave the blonde the details of his flight and hung up. He looked at his cupboard and in particular the back corner where an old joke present from his friends sat. A black thong. Should he take it?
He shoved it to the bottom of his bag as he walked out to go to the airport.
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Sasuke finally made his way through the tough restrictions at customs in Australia, he walked out into the main terminal yawning slightly as he walked.
He was suddenly almost tackled by a blonde, just barely keeping his balance he dropped his bags and wrapped both arms around him inhaling deeply.
Mixed with Naruto's usual scent was the unmistakable smell of the beach.
"Missed me dobe?" he asked gently.
"Of course I have teme, couldn't resist seeing me in my togs eh?" the blonde grinned grabbing one of the bags and leading the way out to the awaiting taxi.
"Seeing you in your what?" the raven asked yawning again.
"My swimming togs, that's what we call 'em here. Welcome to Australia Sasuke, the land down under and all that. As soon as we get back to the unit you are either having a nap or putting sunscreen on, if I get sunburnt here I'd hate to see what would happen to your fair skin," Naruto laughed as the taxi began the long drive back to his hotel.
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When they arrived at the hotel Naruto laughed as he half carried the sleepy Sasuke up to his room, the raven haired man was asleep before his head even hit the pillow. So the blonde did what any bored boyfriend would do as his lover slept, he went through his bag to see if he brought anything fun to play with~
Shoved into the bottom corner of the bag Naruto hit pay dirt, he pulled the g-string out with a smirk, twirling it thoughtfully. Playtime.
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Sasuke woke slowly, shifting slowly, his lips curled into a smile as he felt the satin sheets caressing his naked skin, he moved to roll over but couldn't…. his brow creased in consternation, rolling over was easy, he did it all the time. So why wasn't it working? He tried again but his wrist seemed to be caught on something, perhaps if he rolled the other way… nope, his other wrist seemed to be caught as well.
Sasuke's eyes flickered open and his cheeks tinged pink, "What are you staring at Dobe?"
Naruto grinned, he was laying on the bed watching Sasuke, waiting for him to notice his predicament, "Just watching you sleep Sasuke~"
His lover tried to sit up before he finally realised, "Dobe! Unite me this instant!" he looked down and crossed one leg over the other, "Where did you find that?"
The blonde's tanned fingers grazed over smooth pale skin, snapping the black elastic against it with a grin, "Didn't pick you as the g-string type teme, even if it does look damned sexy."
Sasuke glared to the side, his cheeks darkening slightly, he had forgotten what that cheeky blue eyed gaze did to him, "It's your fault; all that damned talk of thongs."
Naruto laughed, he bent his knees, bringing his feet up and crossing his ankles in the air above him, a pair of flip flops on his feet, "These are the thongs I was talking about Sasuke, not my fault your mind went instantly to dirty places."
He flushed a brighter red at the sight of the footwear, "….ah, that uh, that makes a bit more sense…."
The blonde grinned and crawled on his hands and knees towards Sasuke, his hardened length showing quite prominently between his legs, his eyes turned sultry as he leant down for a lingering kiss, "We'll see whose thongs are more fun eh Sasuke?"
Naruto slid a hand down Sasuke's body, massaging at the front of his thong, it didn't take much to bring him to full hardness, "Eager aren't we?" the blonde teased, "I've missed you too Sasuke."
He took the raven man's lips in a hard, passionate kiss. It was only a moment before a lube coated finger pulled the string aside and slid into Sasuke's body. Another moment had him moaning in pleasure under the blonde. In one more moment he was buried in that tight, hot flesh once again, after three weeks apart neither was interested in dragging things out. It was a reconnection on the most primal level, Naruto thrusting hard and Sasuke bucking back against him as they brought each other to a pounding orgasm that left them both panting and spent, and Sasuke's g-string soaked.
When he had recovered a little Naruto pulled off Sasuke's thong and grabbed his own with the other hand, holding them both up with a grin, "So, which do YOU think was more fun teme?"
Sasuke's eyes glittered in amusement as he stared at the thongs in his lover's hands, "Both, I think they compliment each other perfectly."
The blonde laughed and untied his wrists, yelping loudly when Sasuke tackled him to the bed, "This time you can wear the black one."
Okay so my oneshot is now a two shot.... whoops. Hope you liked it anyway.
