I can't do WHAT?
Disclaimer: I don't-a know-a who-a owns-a Sonic-a or-a anyone-a else-a in-a that-a series-a, I-a think-a It's-a Archie-a Comics-a. Enjoy…a!
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Amy sluggishly fell out of bed, seemingly unaware of what had happened the previous night. "Man, I think I got a cold," she said with her voice sounding deeper and a little dry. Trudging up the stairs Amy stopped at a bathroom to wash up.
Looking into the mirror she saw an unfamiliar face. The face was of a light red, almost pink male hedgehog. He had darker red bangs sweeping the front of his face over his left eye. His quills went back in the normal way of a male hedgehog except he had six quills framing his face similarly to that of echidna's dreads.
"Whoa, who's that?" Amy thought dreamily whilst looking into the reflection, "I didn't know this was a window, I thought it was a mirror," Amy moved her hands to the left, trying to get whatever was covering her left eye up, the figure in the mirror did the same. Amy, thinking that he was trying to mimic her, did a series of movements that the hedgehog in the mirror preformed perfectly; he even managed to copy her fan girl screech!
It's an alternate universe! She thought, finally giving up. They're trying to pull me in! An-And… Her mind traveled back to last night, she smiled happily, Oh yeah, and I'm a guy. Amy touched the sides of his face in bitter sadness, how am I supposed to chase after my Sonikuu (gag) like this?
"Amy, I found some clothes for you to wear," a voice broke through her thoughts. It was Kassidy, who had somehow made it through the night without 'mysteriously' disappearing, "Put them on, I'm gonna take you to a friend of mine who can help you learn to be a guy." She walked out hastily while fixing her too-tight skirt as she walked out. Normally, Amy would have thought this to be disgusting but now…. she still thought it was gross, just less.
After moments of fidgeting, fooling around, and pulling, Amy finally walked down the stairs in a dark grey sleeveless hood with a yellow outline, black baggy pants and a pair of sunglasses. Kassidy slipped into the drivers seat of Amy's dark ruby car with cherry flames (?) and turned on the ignition (tobymac anyone). Amy stood impatiently in front of the car. "What?" Kassidy asked clearly annoyed.
Amy motioned out of the car. Kassidy's eyes opened slightly, "Oh, you think you're gonna drive dontcha?" Amy nodded her head. "Well, you can't. You're a guy remember? I don't think the cops 'll approve of your old license anymore," she said snidely. Throwing her hands up in anguish Amy hobbled into the car thinking that was the worst thing that could happen.
Moments later they stopped in front of a mall, much to the female part of Amy's minds delight. Normally she would have glided in there without a care in the world, shopped till late, talked with friends… but now, there was a certain feeling of dread that loomed over him.
Kassidy, who didn't seem to notice, grabbed Amy's arm and pulled him in excitedly. "Come on! We got here early. I need to get out of these clothes and you need some of your own!" she exclaimed cheerfully.
Amy looked at Kassidy, "You did this on purpose," he said bitterly, his patience for the girl wearing thin, "You knew we didn't need to go yet but you still made me go!" Amy turned away and added silently, "Girls really are evil and scheming."
"Awwww, I didn't mean to. I was just trying to help!" Kassidy whined though the smug grin on her face gave her away. She batted her eyelashes and pouted her lip. Her eyes widened as she looked behind Amy, standing behind them, wearing only gloves shoes and dark sunglasses was…
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CLIFFHANGER! *.* Chicken and potatoes!
