Commercial Break One: Dein-Ohs!
Hey everyone! Is your Poke-food leaving a bad taste in your mouth? Have you ever wanted to strike with the strength of a dragon? Does your mate complain of bad breath? Well fret no more! We have the solution!
Dein-Ohs! The terrific new breakfast cereal! Packed full of all the vitamins and minerals and more vitamins that you need to become a fighting machine! Hit like a lucario! Smirk like Mewtwo! Move like a ninjask! All this can be yours!
Aren't convinced? Here's a word from some of our customers!
Piplup: "Hi! My name is Piplup and I (splice) love (splice) Dein-Ohs!"
Primape: "Get out of my life, you (bleep) annoying sales-(splice) -back to regular cereal! (BLEEEEEEP!)"
Oshawott: "Yeah! I love Dein-Ohs! They're great! Um, was that good enough? Can I have that kiss now?"
Emolga: "Can I say how much I love berries instead?"
Oshawott: "Emolga! Hi!"
Emolga: "Um…gotta split!"
Pikachu: (blinks) "What's cereal? Does it come with ketchup?"
Yes, Pikachu! Dein-Ohs come in all sorts of flavors! …if you like rhubarb, that is. There was an accident down at the factory earlier. But never mind that! And in honor of the first episode of Mew's new show, insert name of show here, we are offering a special deal!
One!
For!
The!
Price!
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TWO!
(Don't think about it, just buy! Pretty please?)
Dein-Oh's is not responsible for any hair-loss, fur-loss, or even fir-loss that might result from using our product. In fact, if anything negative happens to you, we knew nothing about it. We deny everything. You can't prove it! Half of our company's budget goes to our lawyers, so there!
