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A/N: Ok, just so you know, Draco explains his predicament (Why he's a llama and ) to Harry soon So be patient.

Previously:

" Well you probably won't survive a day out on the street, especially as a llama" Harry couldn't help but snicker. " And no way am I letting you stay hear so I can clean up your stinking llama shit...you know, it doesn't help that Hedwig is injured and my broomstick is being rid of the curses someone put on it last year..."

Draco let out an indignant squawk and stood.

" I am toilet trained for your information, and I am so much more mightier than you."

" And I care because…."

" You're taking me to Hogwarts."

"No I'm not." Harry spoke calmly, and watched in amusement as Draco the Llama tried to smirk, which looked extremely funny mind you.

((A/N: Really, can you imagine that? It must really look funny! sniggers until muse smacks her and tells her to shut up and stop annoying the nice readers with extremely long and stupid author's notes Hmph…my muse loves smacking me ;;))

" Well then I guess I'll have to hang around here." Draco said, frowning when Harry started chuckling.

" Do you have any idea what you look like right now? Damn, this is funny. Ooohh…I just thought of something! I wonder what Ron would say if he saw you like this? Oh gawd, that'd just make his day, I bet-

" Shut-it you!"

" How 'bout…no."

" Dammit! Get me out of here Scarhead!!!"

" Why don't you just leave if you hate it so much then, Llama Face?"

Draco's mouth dropped open indignantly as he took in what Harry had called him.

" You did NOT just say that."

" Well it's only true."

" Why don't you just go stick your fucking truthfulness up your ass, you…you…wanker!"

" Llama face! Llama face! Bwahahahaha!"

" Meyrgrroupphhffmoowwrrr…"

Harry stared at Draco, one eyebrow raised.

" And what the hell was that?"

" My raging llama growl."

" Riii-iight…"

" Want me to do it again?"

" No. You sound like a dying cow."

" Meyrgrroupphhffmoowwrrr!!"

" Shut-up."

" Meyrgrroupphhffmoowwrrr!!!"

" Dammit Malfoy. Shu-

" BRREEEEAAOOOOONNNMMMMMAAOOOOOOOIIIII!!!!"

" SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!"

" Only if you take me to Hogwarts."

" NO! I'm going to just do a silencing spell on you…"

Harry searched around for his wand hurriedly. He groaned when he heard a malicious laugh behind him.

" Looking for this?" Draco the Llama grinned maliciously, the wand between his teeth. ((A/N: Okay, I know that didn't sound right at all, but ignore it kay?))

Harry turned around slowly, and sighed exasperatedly.

" Fine. But all I'm doing is calling the Knight Bus for you."

" But I can't go alone!"

Harry smirked.

" What, you scared? Awww, poor Drakey-Wakey Llama face is gonna be awwll awone.." Harry clasped his hands and placed them underneath his chin as he stuck out his lower lip mockingly.

" Don't fucking call me that, and NO, I am most certainly NOT scared. It's just, how exactly will I open the Front Doors of Hogwarts when I'm not human?"

Harry quit his mocking face, and looked adorably confused.

" Huh? Why can't animals open Hogwart's doors?"

" Well, you obviously haven't read 'Hogwarts, a History'. If you had, you'd know what I was talking about you dimwit, it's warded against non-human beings." Draco snorted, and looked at Harry disdainfully. (The wand was now safely tucked underneath his hoof)

" Jeez, you sound like Hermione, and who says animals aren't human? What if there's more llama faces like you out there? You'll probably be able to open them seeing as you're still somewhat human inside."

" I'm not taking any chances, and-

" Okay, FINE, I'll accompany you to Hogwarts." Harry muttered exasperatedly, and opened his bedroom door. He was tired of listening to Draco blab on and on. Said blonde smirked (still looking ridiculous) and followed Harry out the bedroom door.

Once they were outside (having insulted each other the whole way) Harry turned to Draco the llama. He held out his hand expectantly.

" Well? I need my wand you dumbass." He sighed, and rolled his eyes when Draco looked at him suspiciously.

" How do I know you won't curse me?" He demanded. Harry sighed exasperatedly.

" I won't. I promise, I just need it to call the knight bus."

Draco eyed him suspiciously for a moment, before finally handing Harry's wand back. The raven-haired teen then turned away from the llama, and held his wand out.

Draco jumped about a foot in the air when a loud bang issued from Harry's wand, and mere seconds later, a large purple triple-decker bus came out of nowhere and to a screeching halt in front of them, causing many passengers inside to catapult forwards.

Draco barely had time to register what had happened, before a skinny, pimply man hopped out.

" Welcome to the Knight Bus-

" Erm, sorry Stan, we-" He was kicked from behind. Harry scowled. " I'm kinda in a hurry." He gestured behind him at Draco, who was trying his best to act like a normal llama. Harry tried not to laugh.

" Oh, hey Harry! ((A/N: I can't really write Stan's accent, so…just pretend okay?))

Stan looked at the llama behind Harry after greeting him, and his eyes widened considerably. He turned back to the raven-haired teen with an apologizing look in his eyes.

" I'm sorry Harry, but animals as big as that one here." He pointed to Draco. " Aren't allowed on here, seeing as the last time we took a dog on here, someone complained about it being unsanitary and dangerous, and mentioned it to the ministry, and we almost-

Harry cut him off " Oh, that's okay then. Sorry for troubling y-

" Whaddya mean there's no animals allowed on there?!?!!"

Harry put his hand on his face and inwardly groaned as Draco strutted up to a now wide-eyed Stan.

" You can't just-

" AHHH!! DEMON LLAMA!!!!!" (1) Stan screamed and jumped back onto the bus, yelling at Ern to start the bus and get outta here.

Seconds later, the bus torpedoed away, nearly hitting a mailbox, and with a loud BANG, it was gone.

Harry turned to Draco, and glared at him.

" Smooth move llama-face, now what do we do?"

Draco huffed, and sat back on his haunches. Harry sat down on the edge of the sidewalk beside him (not too near mind you) and put his chin in his hand.

" Well, I guess we'll have to wait for Hogwart's Express on September First. And you'll have to sleep outside." Harry said after awhile. Draco looked at him like he was crazy.

" No way! I can't be seen on the train like this! And how do you know they don't have a rule against large animals on there too?" Draco asked, now getting worried. He looked at Harry.

" Don't you have a broomstick?"

" Yes, but I already told you, it's being stripped of curses. Some idiot sabotaged it at the end of last year." Draco coughed and looked away, Harry didn't notice as he was scowling at a spot on the road. " Not to mention it'd be pretty hard to ride it with a llama."

Draco 'Hmphed' and they fell into another silence..

They just sat there for about a minute, watching as a few cars drove by, their occupants looking at them funny. Harry laughed.

" I just thought of something. I wonder what my Aunt and Uncle would do if they knew I was sitting out here with a llama. I'd probably get beat-

Harry stopped abruptly, and his eyes widened as he looked away from a curious Draco.

" You'd probably get what?" He asked curiously. Harry shook his head.

" Just nevermind."

" Please? You can tell me, afraid I'd tell everyone you're a spoilt little brat?" Draco sneered. But it disappeared when Harry glared at him coldly.

" Don't jump to conclusions about something you know nothing about." With that, Harry stood. Draco could've sworn the temperature dropped a few degrees when the raven-haired teen spoke.

" I suppose we'll have to walk. I'm out of ideas."

Draco stood up, with a horrified expression on his face.

" We can't walk! Do you know how long that would take? And we'd probably get lost."

" Not if we follow the train -track."

" Huh?"

" The Hogwarts Express train- track you idiot."

" Really? Would we be able to get through the barrier?"

" Only one way to find out."

Draco sighed, and Harry gestured him to follow into the house.

" We have to get food and stuff you know." Harry smiled. Draco was taken aback by Harry's willingness to help him, and followed him inside the house..

'Must be a Gryffindor thing.'

(1) From the Emperor's New Groove itself Sorry, I just couldn't resist.

Sorry to stop it there, I would've gladly made this longer, but I'm leaving in an hour, and I still have to pack I'll be gone for a week in case any of you were wondering…

Valentine

ps. I lied Sorry, but Draco explains his situation to Harry next chapter...please don't kill me!