*youtube play list playing Battlefeild while I sit at the comp staring blankly at it*

Me: damn writers block * screams out* THIS SUX DONKY DIC...

Mikey: Whoa babe, whats up with the negative vibes in here?

Me: * rolls eyes* Nothin'

Mikey: * walks over pushes me away from the comp and is now standing between me and the comp with arms crossed * " Don't sound like 'Nothin' to me!" * leans down so he is now face to face with me* " So spill it?"

Me: Do you know you look like Leo's twin being all serious like that?

Mikey:* trying not to smile and failing...badly*

Me:* also failing at trying not to smile*

*staring contest ensues*

Raph: * walking in while an eating an apple* What's up with you two? * Watches curiously*

Leo:* walking in behind Raph* Whats going on in here Raph?

Raph: Beats me fearless...hey what are you two doing?

*staring contest continues while making funny faces only neither is flinching*

Me: Give it up Mike!* low growl*

Mikey: NEVER * dangerously low growl*

Me: Resistance is futile!

Mike: Im givein' it all she's got Captin!

Me: On my planet we never say Die! We say.. NOT MY SHORTS... * snickers while fighting to keep from blinking*

Mikey: No one laughs at a master of Quack-fu * is also trying to keep from blinking*

Haley: * walks in and stands next to the eldest two Turtles* S'up ? * Raph and Leo points*

Me: Luke.. I am your Father

Mikey: NOOOOOOO

Haley: * gulps and starts backing away* Umm .. yeah... I would hide if I were you

Me: * breaks stairing contest and grabs a broom and makes Light sabor sound effects*

Mikey: * grabs mop and also makes light sabor sound effects*

Me: *yells* Die Jedi Scum

Mikey: * imitates Yoda * Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will.

*Light sabor battle ensues around the living room*

*Raph and Leo hide behind the love seat with Haley*

*broom and mop heads swinging wildly nearly missing the three hiding heads*

Haley: Told you so..