The titan aka SPOILERS spat jean up and Marco was dissolved into half a man and Jean freaked out and kicked Marco 2 death (sobs jean marcos my 2nd boyfriend) and sobbed over his bones when they lit the pyre. Eren stared at Jean like he was full homo and then winked at Jan and said "I guess the sex wasnt as half as bad as I thought." and Jean looked at Eren like he was a pimple redy to be popped. After the cremation of the dead and half dead solidiers Jan returned to his room in gay tears and jerked off to memories of Marco's freckled butt while sobbing, "Why Marco w hy" and then SUDDENLY THE GOST OF MARCO APPEARS "Full homo." and Jean looked at him like the lord jesus crust came back and this is the rapture. Marco then turned around, flicking Jean off. Jean's heart went doki and Marco glowered at the wall. "u baka" and floated away to freckle heaven to claim his throne.