Me: And we're back! Today we only have two but very interesting dares. *blows air horn* EVERYONE LINE UP!

Everyone: *obeys me, except for Zim and Buford*

Me: *hisses at Zim and Buford*

Zim and Buford: Gah! *obeys me*

Me: That's better. Now for the first contestant…

RoboticMasterMind

*Runs in and kicks Eggman in the shin causing him to double over in pain and punches him in the nose* I HATE YOUR FAT*beep* EGGFREAK.

*Sends a army of homicidal psychotic robots to attack eggman* Muahahahahahahaha! FEEL THE WRATH OF ROBOTICMASTERMIND!

Gir: I want you to be in charge of Eggman's entire armada, because I know you'll destroy it!

Gir: Good Gir, you deserve a taco *snaps fingers and a psycho robot floats over and gives Gir a taco*

Buford: I dare you to steal Gaz's gameslave and bully her *I know she's going to inflict a world of pain on him, I want to see him get beat up by a girl*

*Laughs evilly at the mayhem and flys aways*

Dr. Eggman: *falls on the ground clenching his nose* ACH, WHY~?

Me: Not so fast, Egg-head *points at the army of homicidal psychotic robots* you still have them to worry about.

Dr. Eggman: *screams and runs away from the robots that are now chasing him*

*Everyone stares, horrified as Dr. Eggman is torn into shreds by the robots*

Me: …Three…two…one…

Dr. Eggman: *poof! Comes back to life* I'm alive! *robots continue attacking him; Dr. Eggman screams like a girl*

Me: He-he…

GIR: *is the head of Eggman's armada* YAY! Everybody dance!

Eggman's robots: *all begin to dance*

GIR: Now let's play Simon Says!

Ferb: Well, this should be interesting.

GIR: *does the most impossible stunts in the history of life itself*

Eggman's robots: *stare blankly for three minutes, then quickly self-destruct*

GIR: *grabs taco from RoboticMasterMind* YAY! Nom-nom!

Buford: Boys win against girls ALL the way.

Dib: Have you seen Gaz angry?

Buford: Shut-up! *snatches Gaz's GS from her and laughs* Try to get this from me.

Me: Everyone, get behind my shield!

*Everyone except Buford and Gaz get behind my shield*

Buford: Oh come on, what's a little girl gonna-

Gaz: *flips Buford and does horrible unspeakable things to her*

Phineas: Buford!

Baljeat: *faints*

Isabella: Oh my gosh…

Ferb: *stares with a blank face at Dib*

Dib: *shrugs* Warned him.

Buford: *runs away from Gaz screaming*

Me, Becky, and NIMS: Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Becky: Hasn't he learnt not to underestimate a girl?

Me: He never has, and never will.

NIMS: Can I tell them the next contestant?

Me: Why not?

NIMS: Yay! Next is…

Invader NAV

I AM NAV! *runs in, hugs Dib, kisses on cheek* you're so cute! Yes, I like you!

Zim: be locked in a room with Keef the stalker!

Phineas: I have you're theme song stuck in my head.

Candace: face it, us little siblings NEVER get caught! I'm 14 and my sister, who's 21, never catches me!

Sonic: Hey Sonic! *high- fives* Deny it all you want, you know you have a crush on Amy! NOW KISS HER!

Knuckles: you have a temper problem.

Dib: *hugs again* You get cookies! *hands cookies*

GIR: go dance on Eggman's head!

BYE! *disappears in an eruption of purple flames*

Dib: Um…thank-you? *blushes*

Becky: *growls at NAV* Back off, he's mine!

Dib: *flushes* What?

Becky: I'M NOT JEALOUSE!

Me: Zim, Keef, closet, NOW!

Zim: NEVER!

Me: Does that mean you want to go into my-

Zim: On second thought *runs into the closet with Keef following*

NIMS: *closes the door and locks it* Why'd you choose a closet?

Me: Because I'd be scared if they were put into a bedroom. *shudders*

Keef: Hi Zim.

Zim: I hate my fans…

Phineas: I'm not offended; that song's stuck in my head too. *twitches*

PF cast: *backs away from Phineas*

Candace: HA! Like you'd know; I've busted them before, you know.

Me: That was in Perry's dream, you idiot!

Candace: Well…I did in the future.

Me: …But they didn't even get in trouble!

Candace: *twitches then falls on the ground insanely crying* WHY?

Everyone: *backs away from Candace*

Me: Because the antagonist never wins, though I like Ashley Tisdale a lot ^_^

Sonic: *high fives Invader NAV* Yeah! Another Sonic-Fan…WHAT?

Me: Look, I'm just as disturbed as you are, but we have to make your fans happy. *pushes Amy to Sonic* Let's get this over with.

Sonic: *gulps and puckers lips*

Amy: *grabs Sonic's head and kisses him roughly*

Becky: …This'll take a while…

Knuckles: I do not have an anger problem!

Becky: Oh really? *gives Knuckles GIR* Hold him.

Knuckles: Why?

Becky: Well, we're gonna see if you have an anger problem.

Knuckles: …Okay. *picks up GIR* …He's kind of cute.

Me: No hints of anger in you?

Knuckles: Nope.

Me: …He's not angry.

Becky: Wait for it…

GIR: *licks Knuckles on the face*

Knuckles: EW Gross! *throws GIR on the ground through a fit of rage and gets out a gun*

NIMS: *gasps, then pulls GIR away from Knuckles*

Knuckles: *begins shooting everywhere* Why those stupid-

Me: Malarkey!

*back with Sonic and Amy…*

Amy: *is still making out with Sonic, who seems to be losing oxygen*

Sonic: [Help me! T_T]

*Back with the others*

Dib: *is hugged* Um…*takes cookies* Okay…?

Becky: *turns red* you…will…DIE!

Me: Okay, where's Eggman anyway?

Dr. Eggman: *limps back into the room with a robot chewing on his leg* I'm back!

GIR: *jumps on Dr. Eggman's head and begins to dance*

Dr. Eggman: *begins to cry* WHY~?

Me: Now let's take a look at Sonic and Amy.

*everyone turns to Sonic and Amy, who are still kissing*

Gaz: *checks watch* Wow…this has gone on for a while…

Amy: *stops kissing* I'm so happy. Thank you, Invader NAV!

Sonic: *faints due to lack of oxygen*

Me: Okay, while we take Sonic to the ambulance, I would like it for you to review the story with DARES! Lots-and-lots of dares.

Zita: *is frantically knocking on the closet door* Don't worry, Zimmy! I'll save you!

Thank you, and please put A LOT of dares; thank you.