Me: And we're back! Today we only have two but very interesting dares. *blows air horn* EVERYONE LINE UP!
Everyone: *obeys me, except for Zim and Buford*
Me: *hisses at Zim and Buford*
Zim and Buford: Gah! *obeys me*
Me: That's better. Now for the first contestant…
RoboticMasterMind
*Runs in and kicks Eggman in the shin causing him to double over in pain and punches him in the nose* I HATE YOUR FAT*beep* EGGFREAK.
*Sends a army of homicidal psychotic robots to attack eggman* Muahahahahahahaha! FEEL THE WRATH OF ROBOTICMASTERMIND!
Gir: I want you to be in charge of Eggman's entire armada, because I know you'll destroy it!
Gir: Good Gir, you deserve a taco *snaps fingers and a psycho robot floats over and gives Gir a taco*
Buford: I dare you to steal Gaz's gameslave and bully her *I know she's going to inflict a world of pain on him, I want to see him get beat up by a girl*
*Laughs evilly at the mayhem and flys aways*
Dr. Eggman: *falls on the ground clenching his nose* ACH, WHY~?
Me: Not so fast, Egg-head *points at the army of homicidal psychotic robots* you still have them to worry about.
Dr. Eggman: *screams and runs away from the robots that are now chasing him*
*Everyone stares, horrified as Dr. Eggman is torn into shreds by the robots*
Me: …Three…two…one…
Dr. Eggman: *poof! Comes back to life* I'm alive! *robots continue attacking him; Dr. Eggman screams like a girl*
Me: He-he…
GIR: *is the head of Eggman's armada* YAY! Everybody dance!
Eggman's robots: *all begin to dance*
GIR: Now let's play Simon Says!
Ferb: Well, this should be interesting.
GIR: *does the most impossible stunts in the history of life itself*
Eggman's robots: *stare blankly for three minutes, then quickly self-destruct*
GIR: *grabs taco from RoboticMasterMind* YAY! Nom-nom!
Buford: Boys win against girls ALL the way.
Dib: Have you seen Gaz angry?
Buford: Shut-up! *snatches Gaz's GS from her and laughs* Try to get this from me.
Me: Everyone, get behind my shield!
*Everyone except Buford and Gaz get behind my shield*
Buford: Oh come on, what's a little girl gonna-
Gaz: *flips Buford and does horrible unspeakable things to her*
Phineas: Buford!
Baljeat: *faints*
Isabella: Oh my gosh…
Ferb: *stares with a blank face at Dib*
Dib: *shrugs* Warned him.
Buford: *runs away from Gaz screaming*
Me, Becky, and NIMS: Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Becky: Hasn't he learnt not to underestimate a girl?
Me: He never has, and never will.
NIMS: Can I tell them the next contestant?
Me: Why not?
NIMS: Yay! Next is…
Invader NAV
I AM NAV! *runs in, hugs Dib, kisses on cheek* you're so cute! Yes, I like you!
Zim: be locked in a room with Keef the stalker!
Phineas: I have you're theme song stuck in my head.
Candace: face it, us little siblings NEVER get caught! I'm 14 and my sister, who's 21, never catches me!
Sonic: Hey Sonic! *high- fives* Deny it all you want, you know you have a crush on Amy! NOW KISS HER!
Knuckles: you have a temper problem.
Dib: *hugs again* You get cookies! *hands cookies*
GIR: go dance on Eggman's head!
BYE! *disappears in an eruption of purple flames*
Dib: Um…thank-you? *blushes*
Becky: *growls at NAV* Back off, he's mine!
Dib: *flushes* What?
Becky: I'M NOT JEALOUSE!
Me: Zim, Keef, closet, NOW!
Zim: NEVER!
Me: Does that mean you want to go into my-
Zim: On second thought *runs into the closet with Keef following*
NIMS: *closes the door and locks it* Why'd you choose a closet?
Me: Because I'd be scared if they were put into a bedroom. *shudders*
Keef: Hi Zim.
Zim: I hate my fans…
Phineas: I'm not offended; that song's stuck in my head too. *twitches*
PF cast: *backs away from Phineas*
Candace: HA! Like you'd know; I've busted them before, you know.
Me: That was in Perry's dream, you idiot!
Candace: Well…I did in the future.
Me: …But they didn't even get in trouble!
Candace: *twitches then falls on the ground insanely crying* WHY?
Everyone: *backs away from Candace*
Me: Because the antagonist never wins, though I like Ashley Tisdale a lot ^_^
Sonic: *high fives Invader NAV* Yeah! Another Sonic-Fan…WHAT?
Me: Look, I'm just as disturbed as you are, but we have to make your fans happy. *pushes Amy to Sonic* Let's get this over with.
Sonic: *gulps and puckers lips*
Amy: *grabs Sonic's head and kisses him roughly*
Becky: …This'll take a while…
Knuckles: I do not have an anger problem!
Becky: Oh really? *gives Knuckles GIR* Hold him.
Knuckles: Why?
Becky: Well, we're gonna see if you have an anger problem.
Knuckles: …Okay. *picks up GIR* …He's kind of cute.
Me: No hints of anger in you?
Knuckles: Nope.
Me: …He's not angry.
Becky: Wait for it…
GIR: *licks Knuckles on the face*
Knuckles: EW Gross! *throws GIR on the ground through a fit of rage and gets out a gun*
NIMS: *gasps, then pulls GIR away from Knuckles*
Knuckles: *begins shooting everywhere* Why those stupid-
Me: Malarkey!
*back with Sonic and Amy…*
Amy: *is still making out with Sonic, who seems to be losing oxygen*
Sonic: [Help me! T_T]
*Back with the others*
Dib: *is hugged* Um…*takes cookies* Okay…?
Becky: *turns red* you…will…DIE!
Me: Okay, where's Eggman anyway?
Dr. Eggman: *limps back into the room with a robot chewing on his leg* I'm back!
GIR: *jumps on Dr. Eggman's head and begins to dance*
Dr. Eggman: *begins to cry* WHY~?
Me: Now let's take a look at Sonic and Amy.
*everyone turns to Sonic and Amy, who are still kissing*
Gaz: *checks watch* Wow…this has gone on for a while…
Amy: *stops kissing* I'm so happy. Thank you, Invader NAV!
Sonic: *faints due to lack of oxygen*
Me: Okay, while we take Sonic to the ambulance, I would like it for you to review the story with DARES! Lots-and-lots of dares.
Zita: *is frantically knocking on the closet door* Don't worry, Zimmy! I'll save you!
Thank you, and please put A LOT of dares; thank you.
