A/N: if you are confused about something, ask me, I will answer. This chapter may seem familiar, it is because it comes from my Kiss Me In The Morning fic. See, there was a reason as to why that story got off track.
Disclaimer: I only own myself in this story.
"Um, teacher? Why did a whole bunch of really nice custom cars pull into the parking lot, and at 8:30am nonetheless?" A student in a classroom with a view of the parking lot said as most of the WWE pulled into the parking lot.
"What do the cars look like?" A girl said getting really wide eyed.
"Well, the one I can clearly see from here looks like it says something about great white and is a mustang, looks like a brand new mustang too." The kid who had seen the cars pull in said.
"LET ME SEE! MOVE OUT OF THE WAY MARISSA!" The girl shouted wide eyed as she flew to the window to look.
"Geez, Becky calm down. Do you know anything about this?" The teacher asked as the girl named Becky pushed everyone put of the way.
"Not quite, Mr. Varey, but I believe I know who it is that just pulled up to our school from the description that Marissa gave me of the car." Becky said as she looked out the window to see the people start to step out of their cars.
"Really? Then who is it?" Mr. Varey asked.
"Well, it appears that a good 95% of the whole WWE just stepped out of a separate cars, that have all been customized for them, and are all from the major car types, ya know Ford, Dodge, Chevy, and Jeeps, and are all 2013s." Becky rambled as she turned around with a really hyper look on her face.
"You sure know a lot there." Mr. Varey said raising an eyebrow at the little freshman.
"Can I go open the door for them and show them around, PLEASE, Mr. Varey?" Becky said with really wide puppy dog eyes.
"Go, you probably know more about them than almost anyone in this whole school." Mr. Varey said with a wave of his hand. With that the girl named Becky raced out of her North Computer lab and made the fastest stop at her locker ever. She grabbed out her iPod and raced to doors only a few steps away from locker and her first hour classroom. She took a few seconds to regain her composure and to fix her CM Punk shirt that she wore that day. She jumped a little bit when there was a knock at the door right behind her. She opened the door and tried to not jump the people who were standing there.
"Hello, and welcome to Marlette High School." Becky said with the greatest attempt to keep her composure.
"Hello, we were told to come here, for some form of b. assembly, can you take us the person in charge?" Cena said.
"Yeah, follow me please." Becky said still trying to hold her composure as she ushered the insane amount of WWE superstars into her high school.
"Thank you. . . ." Evan started to say until he realized they didn't know their guides name.
"Becky, my name's Becky." Becky said she lead everyone down to the end of the hall to go towards the principal's office.
"Well, Becky, first of all, it's nice to meet you. And second of all, Thank you for showing us around." Justin said as they walked passed the gym on their left and the band room on their right.
"You are very welcome guys." Becky said trying really hard to not either pass out or scream like a fan girl.
"So what grade are you in Becky?" Wade asked trying to make small talk to pass the time even though it was not that long of a walk to the office.
"I'm a freshman." Becky said as she opened up the door to the office.
"Okay, will we be seeing you later on today?" Punk said as he smirked at her seeing as she was wearing a Punk shirt.
"Most likely depends on what my principal says. Now quickly everybody file in." Becky said as she held the door open for all 40 superstars.
"This is a rather small office." Wade said under his breath to Zeke.
"Um, Becky, what exactly are all these people doing here?" A women behind a counter said first with a look of utter confusion.
"Yes, Miss Taylor, who are these people and what is their purpose for being here?" A lady who sat behind a desk farther back in the room said.
"Well, Mrs. Bishop and Mrs. McGinnis, these guys said that they were here to do an assembly, so I brought them here to discuss it with Mr. Wood." Becky explained while she looked at the floor.
"Everything she said is true. She came and let us in, and we asked her to bring us here." Evan said as he came and put a hand on Becky's shoulder to reassure her.
"And if you please, we would like to borrow her for the day if we are staying here for a little while." Punk said with a serious but nice expression.
"Lead the way then Becky. Mr. Wood is in his office right now. Note of advice you might want to take some seats at the meeting table, it will be much easier." The secretary who sat behind the counter said to Becky.
"Thanks." Becky said and gestured for the guys to follow her. She lead them across the office to a door labeled Mr. Wood. She knocked on the door to get his attention real quick.
"Hello, how can I help you?" The principal said before he looked up. Everyone took this time to look at the principal of this small high school. He looked barely older then the students themselves and looked as if he could go from best friend to douche bag in less then three seconds.
"Um, Mr. Wood?" Becky said still sounding rather shy and nervous.
"Huh? Whoa, um hello there, who are you guys, and why are you here exactly?" Mr. Wood asked as he looked up saw the 40 men standing in his office.
"Hello, Mr. Wood, I'm John Cena. We were called here to have a b. assembly today." Cena introduced himself and extended his hand form Mr. Wood to shake.
"Pleased to meet you Mr. Cena. But I do not remember making any arrangements for a b. program. What exactly is the b. program?" Mr. Wood said as he shook Cena's hand.
"The b. program is an anti bullying program that teaches people to show tolerance and respect. Hence the word star because show tolerance and respect make the word star out of their letters." Randy explained as he extended his own hand to shake Mr. Wood's. "I'm Randy Orton, by the way."
"Well, it's nice to meet you too. Well I can pull off an assembly in the afternoon hours, about how long do you need to give this kind of thing?" Mr. Wood asked looking a little worried.
"All day, this is an important thing to be addressed." Evan said promptly, sending a reassuring smile in Becky's direction.
"Okay, look the fastest we can get everyone to the gym is at the end of first hour, which is in about twenty minutes, so how about you all get ready and I'll take care of getting the announcement out that everyone is to head to the gym after first hour, okay? Oh! Becky, can you show them around please?" Mr. Wood said as he sat down behind his desk once again.
"I can do that." Becky said as she turned and walked out of the office.
"That Principal is really weird." Justin whispered to Heath as everyone files out of the office.
"Okay, everyone, follow me." Becky said as she opened the door of the office.
"We're coming." Half of them shouted back as they made their way out into the hall.
"Okay, so this is going down in the gym. You all have loud voices right? Because I don't think that you are going to be getting mics." Becky said as she waited for everyone to make their way out.
"Yeah. If not there is an easy way to get everyone quiet." Randy said with a devious smirk.
"I do not like that smirk at all Randy." Becky said as serious as she could muster. She laughed a small bit then added, "Come on, the gym's right down here."
"So, how exactly does your principal not know that we were scheduled to be here?" Justin asked as they started to file into the gym.
"You guys want to know a secret?" Becky said as she entered the gym behind all 40 of them.
"He's an idiot? He's a retard? He's really stupid?" Randy guessed as he looked around the gym.
"Yeah." Becky said kind of awkwardly.
"What the hell is with this gym? It seems like a fucking shrine." Jericho said looking around with disgust.
"Thank you for agreeing with me! I've been thinking that since they said that they were going to be doing a bunch of stuff in memory of Kyle." Becky said with a sigh of relief that she was not the only one who thought that the gym looked like a shrine.
"How did this Kyle kid pass away anyways?" Alex Riley asked.
"Car crash, while texting. And it's said he was texting his own mother, hence the reason for all of these things." Becky explained.
"That's sad then." Alberto said.
"I guess I can't complain much though, if Kyle hadn't of passed away only about a month before my brother, he wouldn't have gotten anything that he did." Becky said sorrow entering her voice.
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear about you brother. If you don't mind me asking, how did he passed away?" Evan said sounding completely innocent.
"The shortest way to say it is that he passed away of an undetermined cancer, even though they had been treating him for testicular at first. What my family didn't even get told is that they kept changing his diagnoses every week when he went to go get his chemotherapy. At the end there the last place we went to told us that it was an undetermined lymphoma cancer." Becky explained as she looked down at the floor.
"I'm so sorry to hear that." Evan said as he went over to hug the obviously grieving 14 year old.
"Do you miss him a lot?" Wade asked as he walked over to Becky and waited his turn to give her a hug.
"Yeah, I do." Becky said a little teary eyed as she finished her hug with Evan and moved onto Wade. "Okay guys, this is going to work a lot faster if it just becomes a group hug, so just get over here everyone." She added with a chuckle.
Once they were done hugging Becky checked the time. It was 9:05am. The announcement that everyone was to go to the gym right after first hour came over the intercom.
"Take him long enough to make that announcement?" Drew said unimpressed.
"Everything takes a while at my school. Anyways are all of you dressed properly?" Becky said.
"What would dress properly consist of?" Mason asked.
"Preferably a suit. But I will handle an official gear shirt though and some jeans." Becky said as she looked around.
"Well, I think that the few who aren't in suit now have one in their bag." Miz said as he adjusted his tie.
"Good, the guys locker room is right there. Or if you can change fast, change in here for all I care." Becky said as she turned to look at the stands that weren't pulled out.
"We'll take care of that." Zeke and Show said as they walked over to the bleachers and started to pull them out.
"Thanks guys!" Becky shouted.
"So what time will everyone be filing in here?" Sheamus asked as he fixed his suit vest.
"In about 10 minutes, the bell rings to get us out of class at 9:24." Becky explained.
"Okay. Just note that this whole assembly is going to be pulled out of my ass. I don't have any plans and I don't think anyone else does either." Cena said as he watched Zeke and Show finish pulling out the bleachers.
"You guys are good for something besides being giant then." Daniel commented only to get punch by Zeke, Show, and Punk.
"Guys, be calm and civil." Becky said as the bell started to ring.
"Fine. What do you want us to do?" Cena asked over the sound of the bell.
"Um go into the locker room until I give a form of signal for you guys to come out. . . It may be the throwing of something into the locker room, such as my shoe, but there will be a sign." Becky said as she shooed everyone into the guys locker room.
"Okay, run everyone!" Santino said as he half ran half power walked over to the door.
"You know, that girl seems like she could be a good help to a lot of us." Triple H said randomly as he jogged to the door but made sure he was up front of everyone else in their line up.
"Hey Mr. Wood do we have a mic we can use?" Becky asked as he walked in the gym.
"Yeah, it's right here. Now are you going to take the responsibility to announce these guys as they come out? And are you going to announce them as a group, or individually?" Mr. Wood asked her as he handed her the mic.
"I was planning on winging it." Becky said in all honesty as she hopped over to the center of the gym floor and sat down Indian style. She took a deep breathe as everyone started filing into the gym and taking seats in the stands.
"Hello, Welcome to the b. assembly. Before I bring out our guests I would like to thank Mr. Wood for allowing this assembly to happen." Becky said as she removed her flip flop and stood up.
"Okay our guests today are all very special and have taken time out of their busy schedules to be here. First up we have-" Becky chucked her shoes into the guys locker room. "Paul Levesque, betterly known as Triple H." She finished as Triple H came out of the locker room and handed her back her shoe.
"You know that hit Dolph in the head right?" Triple H told her as he walked past her. She chuckled to herself before going on.
"Next we have John Cena. I think a few of you may know him." Becky said as John walked out putting a hand up in greeting.
"Then we have Randy Orton." Becky introduced as Randy walked out.
"Matt Korklan, more commonly known as Evan Bourne. Who also happens to be the US champ." Becky said as Evan walked out and gave her a small death glare before he put on his cute smile.
"Stu Bennett, better known as Wade Barrett. Who is from England, so if you don't understand some of the things he says, that's why." Becky said with a grin as she was enjoying introducing everyone, and using their real names.
"Adam Copeland, aka Edge."
"Jay Reso, aka Christian."
"Alberto Del Rio."
"Alex Riley."
"Chris Jericho, who you may know from dancing with the stars or his band Fozzy." Becky said as she sat down in the center of the gym once again.
"The WWE champion Phil Brooks, aka CM Punk."
"Nick Nemeth, aka Dolph Ziggler." Becky said as she got a fake coughing fit and said Mr. Ziggles.
"Jack Swagger, the former US champion."
"Kofi Kingston."
"Mason Ryan, who is from Wales!" Becky said sounding rather excited.
"Michael McGillicutty, or as I like to call him, Mikey Mac."
"Mike Mizanin, aka The Miz."
"Rey Mysterio."
"Probably one of the funniest guys in the business, Ron Killings, aka R-Truth."
"Santino Marella, the Italian master of the Cobra and host of foreign exchange on YouTube."
"Tyler Reks, the only guy on the whole show who has dreads."
"The leader of the Ryder Revolution, Zack Ryder. Who is also the Internet Champion." Becky said taking a deep breath. That was only the RAW guys, now onto the Smackdown boys.
"The World's Largest Athlete and master of the WMD, Paul Wight, Jr. Aka Big Show."
"One of the four guys that is actually from Mexico that is here, Camacho." Becky said as she got up and stretched a bit.
"One of the other Mexicans here, who is known to a lot of people as Mexican Fink, Ricardo Rodriguez."
"The Intercontinental Champion, who has been champ for almost a year now, Cody Rhodes." Cody came out with his brilliant grin on his face. Becky realized that he actually had his nose stud in as he turned his head to join the group.
"Bryan Danielson, aka Daniel Bryan, the WWE's resident Vegan."
"Drew McIntrye, whose Scottish." Becky said feeling the need to mention nationalities of some people.
"Ezekiel Jackson, the personification of domination from South America."
"The One Man Southern Rock band, Heath Slater."
"The Tag Team Champions, Jimmy and Jey Uso. Who have Samoan in them embrace it in their entrance."
"Johnny Curtis, certified Weird guy in the WWE."
"Stephen Farrelly, aka Sheamus, the palest guy in the whole WWE and the only true Irish guy in the business."
"The leader of the DiBiase Posse, and third generation wrestler, who is to be a dad very soon, Ted DiBiase Jr."
"The guy who once lay on a pair of escalators and spun around in circles, Trent Barreta."
"The last graduate of the famed Hart Dungeon, Tyson Kidd."
"The only Japanese guy in the whole business, Yoshi Tatsu."
"And last but not least. The World Heavyweight Champion, born and raised in South Africa. He's a second generation wrestler and used to be a model, with many contests under his belt. He is Paul Lloyd Jr., Aka Justin Gabriel. Or as I still like to call him PJ Black." Becky said as she watched Justin walk out with his belt over his shoulder.
"I'll now let Triple H take over the assembly." Becky said as she handed the mic over to Triple H and went to go stand by all the teachers.
About thirty minutes into the assembly, a bunch of kids started getting rowdy, and in a small town, when some kids get loud, EVERYONE follows.
"HEY! Quiet down!" Triple H and a few of the teachers tried shouting. It was a failed attempt so Randy got a good idea to get all of their attentions.
"Becky! Come here real quick!" Randy shouted at her and motioned for her to come over to him.
"Yeah, Ortz, whatcha need?" Becky said as she bounced over to him.
"Look, I have a plan to get these guys to shut up and repay attention, but it's going to be frowned upon by the teachers. Can you get them out of here real quick?" Randy said with the same devious smirk he had earlier.
"Yeah, I'll tell them you asked them too. And that you could give all of them major injuries if they don't." Becky said as she went and shooed all of the teachers out of the gym.
"Okay let's shut these guys up." Randy said mostly to himself but knew that Cena, who was close by head him and knew what he was planning. They both looked at each other and then scanned around and connected stares with Heath, Sheamus, Dolph, Alberto, and Edge. Right then they made the perfect plan up.
"One-" Cena and Orton started to say hoping that the other would catch on.
"Two-" Heath and Sheamus continued as they set their sights on their unsuspecting targets.
"Three!" Dolph, Berto, and Edge all finished. All at once they all pounced. Randy pounced on Evan, John on Wade, Heath on Justin, Sheamus on Miz, Dolph on Zack, Alberto on Alex, and Edge on Christian. Before anyone but the seven who had planned it realized what was going on, there were fourteen in shape hot men on the floor making out.
"EWW! HOMOS! GAY! FAGGOTS!" were just some of the cat calls being heard from the stands. The seven committees knew that those were going to be reactions. They however did get quite a shock that caused some of the guys that were just watching almost fall over dead.
"That's all we get? Come on, shed some clothes. WE WANT HARDCORE SLASHY LOVE TO BE MADE ON OUR GYM FLOOR!" A pair of voice shouted. One voice belonged to Becky and the other belonged to a blond haired girl who sat about half way up the stands. Randy stopped mouth raping Evan for a second to look over at John who had done the same. They connected a gaze and shrugged.
"Huh?" Evan managed to get out before he was being kissed again by Randy. He wasn't going to complain too much, because he loved being with Randy when Randy's on one of his moods, just not when it was in front of a whole school of high schoolers. Evan was so lost in thought that he barely notices that his tie was now off and his shirt was unbuttoned. He got a glance in and saw that the rest of them on the floor were in similar situations. 'Wonderful, my boyfriend is basically going to pull what Edge did back I like 06 with Lita, except this time it's in front of a school of teenagers and there are no blankets or sheets to cover up private parts. This isn't good at all.' Evan thought to himself as he gave into Randy like always.
"Good job, guys. You managed to get them to shut up and repay attention, now will you please stop and save that for when you are not in public?" Triple H said as he rolled his eyes.
"On it boss." Randy said as he got up and helped Evan up as well. "You okay?" He whispered in Evan's ear as he went to go grab his missing tie.
"I'm good I think, I'm pretty sure all my ribs are where they should be." Evan joked as he turned and buttoned his shirt up not realizing that he had turned towards the students until he heard the whistles and cat calls.
"Bourne! Keep your clothes on!" Cody joked.
"At least I'm not wearing the 7-karat diamond nose stud my boyfriend bought me like someone else I know." Evan replied satisfied.
"BURN!" The whole gym chorused and made Cody turn bright red.
"At least my boyfriend actually gives me diamonds." Cody said trying to one up Evan.
"The only diamond I will ever want from him is the one mounted in a ring that will mean everything to me and will cause me to break down and cry like a teenage girl." Evan said obviously getting the upper hand again.
"Cody, just quit now, Evan is way to far ahead for you to try to caught up." Ted noted, trying to keep his boyfriend from looking like a complete idiot in front of very judgmental high schoolers.
"Guys? Can we get back to what we came here to do? And not have this whole sexual tension shit that I could have sworn I said that I didn't want to have here." Punk said as he sat down Indian style in the middle of the gym and got ready to tell his own story about his childhood.
The assembly went pretty smoothly after that and they were doing more of just talking for the last hour and a half of the school day. They had it really easy there really weren't any interruptions.
Until some kids thought that they were bad asses and decided to pick on a kid right in front of everyone.
"Hey! You up there! Yeah pale guy who is like a blond Sheamo here!" Punk said getting the kids' attention.
"What did we just preach to you?" Randy said his voice sounding extremely menacing.
"That bullying is wrong." The boy said as he started to make his way down the bleachers with his lackey not far behind him.
"So why were you just picking on that kid?" Sheamus said staring down the kid.
"Because I want to pick a fight." The boy said.
"Then pick a fight with one of us, and try to win." Wade said as he brought his hands up to crack his knuckles.
"Fine, I'll fight one of you and kick your ass." The cocky boy said.
"Humph, we'll see about that kid, take your pick, there are forty of us to choose from." A-Ry said as he got ready to go too, in case the kid picked him.
"I choose you." The boy said as he pointed to Mikey Mac.
"You sure about that boy?" McGillicutty said as he moved forward and removed his suit jacket. "I played baseball in high school and I have wrestled almost my entire life."
"I'm sure. I can take you." The boy said arrogantly.
"What even is your name, kid?" Wade asked knowing the kind of trouble this kid was about to get himself into.
"Evan. I'm on the wrestling team here and can beat you all, easily." The boy named Evan said overly cocky.
"Fine, fight fair, and we'll hold a mini tournament. Hell, we'll make a show out of it. Someone get us a ring here and a speaker system with all of our themes and such." Jericho said wanting a piece of the little cocky kid.
"We'll even challenge your friend there too." Johnny said.
"Fine, I choose to fight you then." The other boy said as he pointed to Jack.
"Hah, bring it. Becky neglected to mention that I am a two time All American. Hence the reason why I have them announce me as the All American American." Jack said as he stripped off his jacket.
"WHOA! Guys, let's get all set up before we start through punches." Becky said as she came in between the two groups.
"I am the only announcer here and I am not being announcer all night." Ricardo said in protest as he went to hid behind Alberto.
"Fine, I'll do the announcing for the night." Becky said as a girl came down and stood next to her. "And Amanda will help." Becky gestured to the girl who came down and stood next to her. "Okay? Let's go to work, we got a show to put on in a few hours."
