So I had this chapter planned out already, for once I actually feel free from Writer's block, still have school to worry about. Either way, I'm surprised at the positive feedback I got from this...well, here goes nothing.


"So what do you think Jaune is up to?" Ruby asked as Team JNPR had to deal with the loss of a member. Luckily they were doing fine, but it was a little weird not having Jaune around.

"I imagine he's probably got a job by now." Ren said as he was confident in his leader's ability.

"Yeah, don't worry so much Ruby, look, he already told us he found a place to live, and he was searching for a job, I'm certain he'll do just fine." Yang comforted her sister.

"I know, but I can't help but be worried, you get what I'm saying, don't you Pyrrha?" Ruby asked as Pyrrha was a little worried.

"I'm sure he's fine, we'll go see him when we have time, I'm sure he's going to be alright." Pyrrha smiled as she remembered what Jaune had told her.

He found out that he could still become a huntsman, but he would need help. Luckily she was available to help him train on the weekends, but during the week he would have to find something to keep him occupied until he could take the registration exam. So maybe they would end up working together again after all.

"Well, you still got his number, why don't we call him now and see whats up?" Weiss was honestly irritated with hearing about them worrying about him, so why not just call him up?

"Hey, yeah, why don't we?" Nora asked as Pyrrha got out her scroll.

"I hope we don't catch him at work." Pyrrha asked as the phone rang.

"Hello?" Jaune's voice said a bit out of breath.

"Hey Jaune, we were just calling to see how you were doing." Pyrrha was glad that he picked up, but why did he seem so out of breath.

"Oh, I'm doing good, guys thanks for…WOAH!" Jaune's voice went up as they heard a voice.

"Damn dude, got yourself a big snake there!" Another man's voice said as Ruby was confused.

"Huh? What does he mean by Snake Jaune?" Ruby asked as Yang felt like laughing at what she just heard because it sounded dirty.

"I'm working at the Vale Zoo! Right now I'm handling a snake!" He said in a bit of a panicked tone.

"Yeah dude! Seriously how the heck do you keep that contained?" The other man seemed rather impressed with Jaune.

"Will you shut up and let me talk?!" They heard Jaune yell at the man.

"Wow dude, that's some way to talk to your boss."

"Look, I get it, but the jokes aren't helping! I'm nervous enough as it is about this job!" Wow, working at the zoo must have been stressful.

"Uhm, should we call back later?" Pyrrha asked as Jaune nodded.

"Yeah sorry, I'm a bit nervous, there's so much I need to learn, and so much I don't feel comfortable doing right now." He knew Pyrrha had no idea what he was doing, but still, he didn't want her to think he was weird.

"Look, whatever is going on, just relax and let the people with experience tell you what to do, and who knows, maybe you won't be so nervous about handling the giant snake anymore." Jaune would have laughed at Pyrrha's advice if it wasn't for the fact that she had no idea what she was giving him advice on.

"Er thanks, I just really wish the guys would stop teasing me about this snake." Even Jaune had to resist the urge to facepalm at the fact he was referring to his penis as a snake.

"What is it? Like a boa?" She asked wondering what he was handling.

"Damn girl! No way! That's more like an Anaconda!" Another man's voice rang over the phone.

"WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP BLUE BALLS!" Everyone choked a bit at that.

"W-What did you call him?" Yang asked wondering if she heard him correctly.

"Er, sorry, I was mad and I needed an insult, sorry, Sapphire is being a dick….listen, I got to go guys, I need to get fitted for my new uniform." He said as Nora chuckled.

"Cool! Will you send us a picture of you wearing it Jauney?!" Nora wondered what he would look like in a new uniform.

"…I got to go." He hung up the phone.

"He sounds stressed." Blake said as Weiss shrugged.

"Relax, he's probably just adjusting to his new job, for once he's doing something productive." Weiss couldn't resist a bit of snark.

She was still mad at Jaune for the flirting attempts.

WITH JAUNE

"You're an asshole!" Jaune said as he slapped Sapphire upside the head.

"Ah, relax dude! They don't know what you do!" He said as Jaune was looking at the skimpy piece of underwear they gave him to wear.

It had a snake head on the front, it was really embarassing.

"Dude, you just sat there and told them I have a big dick!" Jaune would have been happy about his penis if Sapphire wasn't shouting about it to his friends! How embarassing.

"Are you really complaining about having a huge shlong?" Blue balls couldn't believe anyone wouldn't want a gigantic cock.

"No! I just don't want my friends to know about it!" He constantly got teased about it in regular school during the locker room.

He could only imagine what would happen if his female friends found out about his giant dick, they would probably think he was a freak! What kind of woman wanted a giant dick?

"Anyways, we got you hooked up with a jungle routine, hence the snake banana hammock." Sapphire motioned to his outfit.

"….Does this really make sense?" Jaune asked as Maroon raised a brow.

"What do you mean?" What was wrong with the trouser snake thong?

"Well, if we're going for a jungle theme, why not have me in a loincloth? I don't feel comfortable wearing…THIS!" Jaune said as he ripped off the banana hammock and held it up.

He may be a future stripper, but he didn't want to show off so much so soon! Let him ease into this first!

"Dude, that's brilliant! Like Tarzan! Yeah!" Amarillo said as he was getting the stage set up.

"Yeah! Good one new guy!" Snow said as they slapped his back.

"….Can I just get this over with?" Jaune really didn't feel comfortable doing this.

"Oh! By the way, we're going to have a woman pulled from the crowd tonight by some guy who looks like a poacher, and then you come and choke him out, and then you get on with your routine." Amarillo said as Jaune groaned.

"Why?"

"Make you look like a wild man! Come on, chicks love that feral side of men, they want to see the animal inside you be unleashed, gets them all tingly." Jaune had never been so embarassed in his life.

"Do I look like a viscious animal?" He asked them.

"Hey kid, you got muscle, and you got the dance moves, trust me, just watch a few of these gorilla documentaries, you can get the whole 'Tarzan of the apes' routine down pretty easily." Amarillo handed him a few tapes.

"….These are faunus porn movies…." Jaune said as Amarillo snatched those back.

"OH SHIT! Sorry those are mine, here we go." Amarillo took back his movie of 'Jane meets the Apes' and handed Jaune a Remnant Geographic dvd.

"….You're into some weird shit…" Jaune saw that it was a gangbang movie.

"…..I know….I'm not proud." Amarillo took his movie back.

"Okay kid, like we said, one of our backup dancers is going to take a woman off stage like a poacher, you come in and you fight that motherfucker off, giving her the fantasy of being saved by some wild man who is going to ravage her like no other." Amarillo reminded Jaune.

"Isn't that a bit…crude?" Everyone laughed.

"Jaune, Jaune, Jaune, Jaune, this is a male strip club, women come here for that shit, you think those housewives don't have fantasies, I guarantee you, some housewives and single women come here for the craziness of it all, they love the idea that there is a man with eyes on them who wants to completely ravage them, but its not acceptable for them to say that in public, so they come here, this club is where women go to live out their deepest, darkest fantasies, and that is where we come in, we're like blacksmiths of sexual fantasy. You got that kid?" Jaune couldn't believe what he was hearing.

"….I feel like a whore…" Now everyone shushed him at that.

"Now hold on there partner, we may be strippers, but we're not prostitutes…besides I gaurantee you, a bus load of those horny women out there, they don't want to pay to fuck you, hell after the show you might get a freebie." Jaune blushed at that.

"Uhm, I'm not really the kind for that…" He said as Maroon grinned.

"Oh I see, bat for the other team then huh?" Jaune blushed and sputtered in embarassment.

"WHAT?! NO! NO! I'm straight! I just have moral!" He tried to defend himself.

"Dude, you're about to go on stage and show a bunch of women your body, throw morals out the window man." Jaune sighed because he knew it was true.

A FEW HOURS LATER

"….So who is my target?" He asked as Amarillo pointed someone out.

"That woman right there, she came in this night with friends, I guess they dragged her along, she obviously doesn't want to be here." Amarillo pointed to the woman in question.

For some reason she looked familiar, but he couldn't put his finger on it. All he knew was that she looked pissed.

"Okay…so I just got to impress her….right?" He said as he was still nervous.

"That's right big boy, wait for the poacher, and then you go in there and you show that lady who is boss, lord knows she looks like she needs a good dick." Blue Balls said as Amarillo went out on stage.

"I'm not sleeping with anyone." Jaune countered.

"Relax dude, I'm joking." Blue balls couldn't believe how easy it was to mess with Jaune.

Jaune got ready, he soaked his hair down with water, that way it was laying flatter and over his face, that way people would only see his eyes and his rugged jaw, he was praying no one from Beacon knew who he was. Because that would just lead to embarassment, and he didn't need people knowing that he worked at a strip club.

"Alright alright alright! How y'all doing tonight?" Amarillo said as everyone cheered.

"Now tonight, we have a very special treat, we got ourselves a new dancer, he's a bit shy, but he's eager to please, and I'm sure y'all ladies LOVE a man who is eager to please." This earned him a few cheers.

Jaune saw his cue, one of the backup dancers brought a woman upstage, he was dressed in an old Mistralian hunting/explorer outfit, so this was his cue. Well, it was now or never.

Jaune jumped out of the shadows, his muscles glistening from the baby oil they rubbed on him before hand, his body completely hairless, because according to Amarillo, ladies didn't want to see a hairy ass crack, so now he was completely hairless except for a bit of stubble and his hair. He grabbed the neck of the poacher, and he threw him off stage. And that was when the music started to play.

"Welcome to the jungle! We got fun and games!" The music started as Jaune hesitated, but then he picked up the woman.

Her face had a blush, but she was still stern. Yep, Jaune was going to have to bring a smile to her face. He blushed a bit as he realized what he had to do. But he swallowed his pride and realized that he was a stripper now, which meant he had to put on a good show.

He flipped her up into his arms, her legs wrapping around his waist as he put her down in a chair, and even though he was still embarassed, he started gyrating his hips right above her pelvis while grabbing her handsand placing them on his pectoral muscles. Her face twitching as he felt her hands squeeze gently, almost as if she was tying to get a good feel in before she started to squeeze more.

"WWOOOOO!" A woman screamed as he felt something being stuffed into the back of his loincloth.

"Me Tarzan, you Jane." He growled into her ear as he felt her shiver.

He kicked the chair out from underneath her as he picked her up and swung her around and grabbed onto a vine that was hanging from the ceiling. This was where he really had to sell the show. He pulled her close to his chest, her arms wrapping aroun his torso as he felt her hook his leg onto his, he smirked as he realized he got her. And that was when he took a jump off stage, which sent him into the crowd.

"OH MY GOD! LOOK AT THAT!" A woman yelled as she could see the outline of his junk underneath the loincloth he was wearing. He blushed a bit as he realized what she just saw.

"I WANT HIS BABY!" Another person yelled as the woman he was stripping for now had a huge smile on her face as she gripped his body tight, he swung back to the stage as he laid her down on the gound.

Her hair had fallen out of its bun and splayed across the floor, he was on his hands and knees on top of her, and he started thrusting his pelvis close to her body, not exactly dry humping, but it was close enough that this woman was definitely having a good time. He rubbed his chest against hers, the body to body contact becoming more prominent as he got more and more confident. He started moving backwards, his head going lower and lower, as she started to get more and more flustered as his face was now positioned over her womanhood.

He then grabbed onto her waist and flung her into the air, her legs wrapping around the back of his neck as she blushed at where his face was, Jaune meanwhile was trying to resist the oncomign nosebleed, after all, this woman was wearing all white, he didn't want to piss her off. He could hear her moaning a bit due to the contact, he then thrusted his shoulders up as she was launched slightly off his shoulders and into his arms bridal style.

"Just dropping in?" He asked as the woman was blushing and nodded.

"Alright! Looks like our new dancer did pretty good for his first time here! What do ya'll ladies think?" Amarillo said as Jaune heard a scream.

"I WANT HIM INSIDE ME!" A woman yelled as Jaune blushed.

"Alright! Well guess what, now we got Vanilla coming up for you! So why don't we give a big round of applause to Joyful Jaune over here!" The crowd responded by throwing singles and five lien bils onto the stage.

The woman he just gave the dance for stuffed something down the front of his loincloth.

"There's a little something extra for you…." She said as Jaune smiled.

"Thank you….." He still felt a bit awkward.

"You seem a little young to be here." She pointed out.

"Yeah…I'm just doing this to pay for my apartment and for schooling…" Wow that sounded weird.

"Seems to be a common theme amongst strippers…" She said as she started to walk away.

He looked into his loincloth, only for his eyes to widen in shock.

That lady put a 500 lien bill in there!

"Where are you going?" He asked as he saw her walk away.

"I was here for a vacation, my day to day life is...quite stressful..." She turned to leave.

"Hey! What's your name?" He asked as she smirked.

"Willow….Willow Schnee…." She said as she disappeared.

"Schnee...Schnee...Oh no..." Jaune's face went pale.

"Did I just give a lap dance to Weiss's mom?"