FAIRY TAIL AND BLEACH!: QUESTION AND ANSWER PORTION!
*curtain rises and reveals me waving at the crowd*
Me: Good day, my fellow fans~!
Crowd: *cheers*
Me: Want to hear more questions for our favorite characters? *hears more cheers* Well, it's time to get it on! This time there'll be a lot of questions to be asked! And I just wanted to thank a reader who wrote a TON of questions to me! Thanks a lot, Xx. Mystique .xX! Thanks to you, we have more than enough questions for today's segment! Everyone, let's give her a hearty thank you~!
Crowd: THANK YOU MYSTIQUE-SAN~! *cheers*
Me: Now that we're all warmed up, why don't we get this show on the road? *turns sideways to reveal red curtain* Presenting, the characters of Fairy Tail and Bleach!
*red curtain opens to reveal all characters standing and waving at the audience*
Crowd: *claps and cheers*
Ichigo: *mutters* I'm not lookin' forward to this one bit…
Natsu: Tell me about it… *sighs* Last time everyone thought we were gay…
Ichigo: Let's just do our best to beat the crap out of the host later… *smirks*
Natsu: Nice… *evil grin*
Me: *shivers* Something tells me that I'm in great danger… *looks over to source of aura*
Ichigo and Natsu: *waving and cheering with the crowd innocently*
Me: *holds mic in front of me* O…kay… Well, let's start off the questioning, okay? *cue applause*
*applause dies down and everyone sits down*
Me: This first question is from HR. Thank you so much for sending a question. *smiles* This one is for Erza: "HR here, I have one question for Erza. How many armor do you have and what is your favorite one?"
Erza: I have over 100 armor sets, some not fitting in the pocket dimension I use to store them in…
Lucy: Like that giant armor in your dorm…?
Erza: That's right. Well, if I have to pick, I guess my favorite one is this… *stands up* Requip!
*Erza glows and reveals Heaven's Wheel Armor*
Crowd: *cheers*
Fan A: You rock, Erza-sama~!
Erza: *smiles and waves at the crowd* *unleashes Circle of Swords* *spins and dance with blades*
Crowd: *cheers more* AMAZING, ERZA-SAMA~!
Me: Thank you, Erza, for that wonderful display of your armor.
Erza: Anything to please the crowd… *smiles, reverts to normal armor, sits down*
Me: This next one is for Captain Toshiro Hitsugaya of the 10th Division. This one is from 3alaska3… The question is, "Where did you learn to play soccer?"
Toshiro: It's just a simple game of kicking a ball… The training I go through doesn't even match that.
Karin: You mean you didn't know the game when you played with us?!
Toshiro: *nods*
Karin: That's so cool, especially for a primary school student!
Toshiro: *pops vein* *eye twitches* I'm not a PRIMARY SCHOOL STUDENT! I'M ONE OF THE CAPTAINS OF THE 13th COURT GUARD SQUAD! *growls*
Karin: Huh…? I knew that! No need to get all hyped up!
Rangiku: Tai~chou! Stop being mean to your playmates! You need to play nice with children your age… You don't wanna end up lonely when you grow up, right?
Toshiro: Matsumoto… Please tell me you're joking… *blue aura surrounds Toshiro*
Rangiku: *unfazed* Of course it was a joke…!
Toshiro: *begins to lower reiatsu*
Rangiku: …With that handsome face of yours, you'll always be the star of attention!
Toshiro: *jolts back*
Toshiro fans: *squeals and screams*
*le wild spotlight shines down on Toshiro*
Fangirl A: Toshiro, you're so handsome!
Fangirl B: Toshiro, please marry me~!
Fangirl D: No, Toshiro will marry me~!
Fangirl C: Toshiro-chan, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth just to kiss you~!
Other Fangirls: TOSHIRO-SAN IS SO COOL~!
Toshiro: *blushes* *tries to hide from spotlight*
Me: Oh no, you don't!
*spotlight follows Toshiro's movements*
Ichigo: Kid's runnin' from the spotlight! *laughs*
Rangiku: Don't shy away, taichou~! Everyone loves you!
Toshiro: *growls* *stops running* *pulls out zanpakuto*
Toshiro: Sōten ni zase, Hyōrinmaru!
*Hyōrinmaru hits spotlight following Toshiro*
Fangirls: He used it! He's so cool~!
Toshiro: *pants* *glares at me*
Me: *sweat drops* Okay, okay… Settle down… We'll move on to the next question… Just… put that dragon-thingy away…
Toshiro: *straightens up* *puts zanpakuto away* *walks back to Rangiku*
Me: Okay, while the repair crew takes the damaged, rather frozen, spotlight… Let's move on to the next question!
Ganju: *sighs* Why do I get stuck with the repair crew…?
Bonny-chan: *oinks*
Lector: Why do I have to be stuck with you two?! *growls*
Ganju: It's your punishment for going crazy last week… *sighs* Now let's just get that spotlight, fix it, and we can enjoy the free time…
Me: This one is from .xX… A question for Natsu and Lucy!
Natsu: A question for me…?
Lucy: …and me? *tilts head*
Me: Yep. Here goes: " Do you llllllllike each other? ;3"
Lucy: W-what is she talking about…! *blushes* *stutters* O-of course I like Natsu…
Crowd: *about to cheer*
Lucy: …As a FRIEND! *holds hand up* Let me finish! I like Natsu as a friend! *whispers to self* I guess…
Natsu: Same here, Lucy! *slings arm around Lucy* Lucy's a great friend, so of course I like her, too!
Lucy: *turns bright red*
Crowd: She DOES like him~! *cheers*
Lucy: Z-zip it! *stammers* Natsu, get off me!
Natsu: Okay… *lets go* Why do you look so red, anyway…?
Lucy: It's nothing!
Me: *smirks* Well, let's move on to the next question… This one is from angelsfairytail. The question is, "Natsu, how do you feel about Lucy?"
Natsu: It's just like the question before… I like her because she's a great friend! She gives us food; she lets us stay at her house-
Lucy: I do not!
Natsu: She even takes care of us when we're hurt! She's a great friend worth keeping and protecting. *grins*
Fan A: *coos* Just friends? There has to be something else~! Come on, Natsu! Don't be that dense!
Fan B: Well, if their just friends, I can have Natsu all to myself~!
Fan C: Not while I'm here, you witch!
Fan B: Bring it, sea hag!
*le wild rumble starts at the audience*
Natsu: Cool! A fight! I wanna join in!
*audience suddenly stops and stays quiet*
Fan B: You can join us only if you take all your clothes off!
Natsu: *starts peeling off vest* I'm in!
Fangirls: *squeals* Get in here~!
Natsu: *about to step off stage*
Lucy: Oh no you don't, mister…! *grabs Natsu's ear*
Natsu: *whimpers* Hey, that hurts!
Lucy: You're not leaving this stage, and that's final! *glares at fangirls* You keep your grubby little hands to yourselves because Natsu isn't that type of guy, okay?! And Natsu, put your clothes back on… You don't wanna be like Gray now, do you?
Natsu: *putting on vest once again*
Fan A: Ohh~! Lucy's getting jealous!
Fan B: That's right! Lucy's jealous!
Other Fans: She's getting jealous~…!
Lucy: *blushes* *stammers* I-I am not! You just plan on raping him when he gets down with you!
Natsu: Were they…?
Lucy: Wasn't it obvious when they wanted you to strip before you got down?
Natsu: They did, huh…? *looks at Lucy* So…what? You, didn't want them to do that…?
Lucy: Duh! That's why I stopped you! Gosh, you're so dense…
Natsu: Well, thanks… *grins*
Lucy: *blushes* You're welcome…
Me: Wowie~! *gins widely* Ladies and gentlemen, what we're seeing right now is an official NaLu moment! We're witnessing it live, people! Don't miss it! I'm an official fan myself, and this kinds of scenes is what I'm looking for! What do you say, guys~?
Crowd: *cheers*
*Natsu and Lucy went back to their seats silently*
Me: They're not even denying it, folks!
Gray: Enough of that! Just get on with your damn questions so we can end this already!
Me: Fine, fine… Alright… This one is still from .xX. The question is for Gray: "Gray, I heard you hate Juvia, is that true?"
Juvia: *gasps* WHAT?! Gray-sama hates Juvia?! *eyes start to water*
Orihime: P-please, Juvia-san, calm down…
Gray: *eyes widen* Crap. Stop her now!
Orihime: Huh…?
Juvia: Juvia feels so heartbroken… *sniffs* Juvia feels like…like…
Other Fairy Tail Members: STOP HER, NOW! *starts to run to her*
Sting: Huh…? *sneers* What's gotten into them…?
Rogue: Maybe they don't want to see a guild mate cry…
Ichigo: You guys, calm the hell down! *unwraps Zangetsu*
Natsu: Oh, so you wanna fight? *taunts* Bring it. *smirks*
Ulquiorra: Petty quarrels…
Tier: *observes* *sighs*
Lucy: Somebody! Calm Juvia down! You don't want her crying in a place like this!
Rukia: Why…? Is there something wrong with-?
Juvia: *wails* Gray-sama…!
*water bursts from her eyes, flooding the place instantly*
Me: And that's why you should never let Juvia cry… *smiles*
Ichigo: *tries to swim* F*ck! Zangetsu's pulling me down!
Grimmjow: *climbs red curtains*
Yoruichi: *sees Grimmjow* Hey, you!
Grimmjow: What?!
Yoruichi: Afraid of water, I see…? *smirks*
Grimmjow: *blushes faintly* Lay the f*ck off!
Juvia: *cries more*
Orihime: J-Juvia-san, *swallows water* C-calm down…!
Ulquiorra: *uses sonido*
*Ulquiorra and Orihime appear next to Grimmjow, Ulquiorra hanging on while holding Orihime*
Grimmjow: The f*ck are you doing here?
Ulquiorra: Water ruins my outfit.
Grimmjow: That's it? *looks over to Orihime* Why'd 'ya save her?
Ulquiorra: Habit. Since I used to tend to her back in Las Noches…
Grimmjow: Ah, a'right…
Me: Putting all this aside… *floats on water* This is kinda nice…
Nab: What are you talking about! If this keeps up, we're all gonna drown!
*Juvia hiccups, sending more water out from her eyes*
Juvia: Juvia cannot live with the pain of knowing that my dear Gray-sama hates Juvia!
Gray: I don't hate you! *too far to hear* Damn it!
*minutes later, the water reached up to where Grimm and UlquiHime are*
Grimmjow: *shivers* *hiss as the water touches him* *scampers higher*
Ulquiorra: So you are afraid of water…
Grimmjow: I'm a cat, what'd ya expect?
Orihime: But panthers have proven to love water in the wild... What makes you different?
Grimmjow: *blushes* I-I don't like it...
Orihime: Really~? *coos* That's so cute!
Grimmjow: *growls* I'm not f*ckin' cute!
*Juvia cires more, releasing more water*
Me: Okay! Enough is enough! Juvia! *screams* Stop it! Gray doesn't hate you!
Juvia: *loathes while floating*
Me: You're not even listening to me! That's it! We're all going to die~!
*signal breaks off*
Luppi: We interrupt this scheduled program due to dangerous activity. Please, do not try that at home, okay~? *smiles*
Wonderweiss: *coos*
Luppi: *hums*Ah, gomen~! I think you guys need a reminder on how to send in your questions~! Well, first off you…
Cirruci: *kicks Luppi's head* Shut up! No one likes you!
Luppi: *rubs head*Damn woman, why'd you hit me?!
Cirruci: I'm in charge of maintenance, so stay the hell away from this place! *snaps whip* Unless you wanna get hacked into pieces…
Luppi: *smirks* Oh~? Is that a challenge?
Cirruci: There can only be one eye-candy amongst the Arrancar, and that's me!
*wild epic fight starts in maintenance screen*
Hanataro: S-shouldn't we be stopping them, Akon-san?
Akon: What? And miss entertainment like this?
Cirruci: *pulls Luppi's hair* Just die already, woman wannabe!
Luppi: *flails arms at Cirruci* Stop it, you're ruining my hair!
Hanataro: *sweat drops* *chuckles nervously* *looks at screen* Oh, it seems like they've taken care of the problems back at the stage.
Akon: Oh? Then I'll just flip this and-
*signal breaks and focuses back on the stage*
Me: *taps camera* Hello, is this thing on? I-It's flashing red, so it's on right? *smiles* Hello~ everyone! Sorry for that, Juvia's problem got a little out of hand! Thank Aaroniero Aurruruerie and Lucy's Celestial Spirit Aquarius for that! Aaroniero drank all the water using Glotoneria while Aquarius directed it to him! Good job you two!
Aquarius: *scoffs* Just don't disturb me again, okay?!
Me: *flinches* Okay… *looks over Aaroniero* Aaroniero-san, are you okay?
Aaroniero: *in Kaien's form* Y-yeah, I'm fine…
Me: Then why are you dancing like you're standing on lava? *tilts head*
Aaroniero: N-none of your- *suddenly jolts then runs to the bathroom*
Me: Huh…? Well, that aside I have some bad news… Due to Juvia's rampage earlier, all the questions got soaking wet! *pouts* Now, I have to re-check again and get back to you next week!
Anime Characters: *cheers*
Me: *sweat drops* *confused look*
Ichigo: No more embarrassing questions!
Natsu: Freedom!
Rogue and Byakuya: *stares* *scoffs*
Me: *raises eyebrow* No more questions 'til next week!
Everyone: *stops* *depressing aura surrounds them*
Gray: Ah, damn it…
Kon: Just when I thought we've avoided certain death… *sniffs* Nee-san~! *runs to Rukia*
Rukia: *steps on him* Come on, guys. At least we have a week to prepare ourselves for any question they could possibly come up with.
Others: Yeah, yeah…
Cana: Oh, stop being such worry warts! *chugs beer* Start drinkin'!
Grimmjow: Now this one I like… *grins*
Cana: *slurs* Wanna party, Kitty? *seductive smirk*
Grimmjow: *smirks* If you can keep up…*takes beer*
Mira: Who wants to party?!
Everyone: *raises hand*
*Everyone, meaning Ulquiorra and Byakuya are included*
Lisanna: Let's get it started guys…!
Me: WAIT!
*Everyone stops and stares at me*
Me: Gray still hasn't answered the-
Gray: *cuts me off* I don't hate her… She's my friend! Now shut your trap! You wanna get this place flooded again?
Me: Okay, fine… So there you have it folks~! *turns to audience* Folks…?
*Stadium is empty, wind passes by*
Me: They must've gotten washed away…
Ichigo: Ah, well! *laughs* Lets party!
Natsu: Yeah! *comes closer to me* *smirks*
Me: *raises eyebrow*
Natsu: *grabs my collar and throws me to a crowd*
Me: *yelps* What the-?!
Crowd: *repetitively pushes me in the air*
Me: Stop it!
Natsu: Serves you right, jackass!
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Urahara: Just dial… *flinches*
Natsu: This party is awesome!
Urahara: J-just dial-
Me: Stop advertising in MY show! *growls*
Urahara: *sighs* Fine, fine~
Me: *rolls eyes* Well, see you guys next week~!
*damp, heavy curtain drops and hits me on the head, before finally covering us*
