Wow, thank you guys so much for all the amazing reviews/favourites/etc! This one kinda strayed a bit away from the episode, and I kinda changed my mind...it's gonna be Delena, but going along with the general ideas of the episodes. Make sense? Basically just because I don't like Stefan and want to make him as pathetic as possible, haha XD
Caroline Forbes boy likes girl + girl likes boy =sex. Remember that, Elena.
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Elena Gilbert did you really have to go and make this your status?
Caroline Forbes it's for your own good, Gilbert.
Jeremy Gilbert fuck, so many unwanted mental images.
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Tyler Lockwood just because you're a virgin doesn't mean you have to be a prude, Gilbert.
Jeremy Gilbert hey Tyler, been to visit Vicky lately?
Yeah, didn't think so.
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Elena Gilbert is friends with Damon Salvatore
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Stefan Salvatore Elena, we need to talk.
Damon Salvatore Stefan, lighten up.
Elena, you looked beautiful earlier :) would you like to stop by in a bit? I found some baby pictures of Stefanie you might like.
Elena GilbertI'd love that Damon! See you in ten :)
I'll call you later Stefan.
Stefan Salvatore ...goddamn it.
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Elena Gilbert to Damon Salvatore: I have to admit, you were a very cute baby.
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Caroline Forbes Damon's always cute ;)
Damon Salvatore told you!
And thanks for agreeing, Blondie.
Elena Gilbert so what went wrong between then and now? ;)
Damon Salvatore oh, I'm gonna get you for that Miss. Gilbert!
Stefan Salvatore are you fucking kidding me?
Damon Salvatore Stefan, was that a swear? I'm scandalized.
Stefan Salvatore Elena, call me. Now.
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(about Damon...)
Between Caroline Forbes and Elena Gilbert
Caroline Forbes you're not interested in Damon, are you?
Elena Gilbert why would I be?
And why do you ask?
Caroline Forbes okay good! Because Damon is like, crazy hot and I think I might have a shot!
Elena Gilbert what about mystery bar guy?
Caroline Forbes I think that was Damon!
Anyways, wish me luck!
Elena Gilbert right. Luck.
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Elena Gilbert night of the comet.
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Stefan Salvatore can we talk there? Please?
Jeremy Gilbert and Vicky calls me a stalker...
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Elena Gilbert watch it, Jer.
I'll see you there Stefan.
Damon Salvatore I'll see you there too, Miss. Elena ;)
Elena Gilbert Damon, you're coming? Can't wait!
Caroline Forbes Elena...no.
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Between Damon Salvatore and Stefan Salvatore
Damon Salvatore I saw what happened between you and Elena. Rough, little brother.
By the way, don't wait up for me tonight.
Stefan Salvatore as if you care.
Why not? Caroline? So help me Damon, if you kill her...
Damon Salvatore you're right, I don't.
Nope. Elena. Have you ever been in her room? I have.
Stefan Salvatore very funny Damon.
Stefan Salvatore you can stop pretending you're with her. I know you're not.
Stefan Salvatore Elena isn't answering her phone. What did you do to her?
Stefan Salvatore ...Damon?
Stefan Salvatore ...shit.
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Stefan Salvatore to Elena Gilbert: why aren't you answering your phone?
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Stefan Salvatore to Elena Gilbert: I know you're online, you're on chat.
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Stefan Salvatore to Elena Gilbert: please call me.
Jeremy Gilbert this would be hilarious if it wasn't so sad.
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Tyler Lockwood wrong, Gilbert. It's hilarious because it's so sad.
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