Love amiss desperation

Yuan was very sad.

His new hairdryer had been defiled and stolen from him.

In a fit of depression, he fell to the world below, landing in Iselia.

His life was ruined, of this he was certain.

That is, until he caught the gentle whisperings in the wind.

Yuan, come to me…

"Who is that!" He declared loudly.

He followed the sound into one of the homes, curious beyond hell who knew his name in this country village.

"Oh… oh my…" Yuan's jaw dropped and he ran forward, his hands trembling as he touched his love for the first time.

The dishwasher.

He was gentle, touching his newfound love with the greatest care. "My darling, why couldn't I have met you sooner?"

The dishwasher thrummed loudly, a few soapy suds overflowing out of its sensitive areas.

Aroused beyond belief, Yuan wasted no time with resisting his primal urges. With a loud cry he gave into pleasure.

"Yuan no!!" Genis cried, pulling Yuan away from the machine.

But, sadly, it was too late.

Genis pouted. "I just invented that, so that I wouldn't have to wash dishes for Raine anymore. But now I'll have to again. This machine will never be clean again!"

Yuan almost felt bad for the boy as he ran back to his room sobbing.

Almost.