In honer of Reeney who gave me ideas for future chapters even though she was trying to sleep.

SARAH : Please excuse this half assed chapter.

REENEY : Why the fuck do people keep waking me up?!

JUHUX : Every body just back away slowly.

LYN : Rea's a bit sleep deprived.

REENEY : NO I'M FUCKING NOT!!

LYN : YES YOU FREAKING ARE!!

JUHUX : I'M GONNA RUN AWAY CAUSE YOU TWO ARE SCARY SLEEP DEPRIVED!!

REENEY : JUST RUN YOU FUCKING BITCH!!

LYN : I'M YELLIN HERE!!

MALIK : What are they doing?

SARAH : Scaring Juhux for life.

MALIK : Ah.

JUHUX : -rocks back and forth in fetal position-

SARAH : I think they're sleep deprived.

MALIK : What makes you say that?

SARAH : They keep falling asleep while yelling at each other.

LYN : DUCK!!

REENEY : GOOSE!!

LYN : DUCK!!

REENEY : GOOSE!!

SARAH : TAG YOUR IT!!

LYN/REENEY : SHUT UP!!

SARAH : okay.

RYOU : FISH!! FRESH FISH!!

That was for you Reeney..that was for you. XD Sorry, there she be one that makes more sense at the end of the chapter.

--CHAPTER START--

After some gentle prodding on Reeney's part, Juhux came up with a brilliant plan to steal Light's Death Note.(Shocker right? ) Whatever that was. The first step in this plan was of course to find Mr. Light. She'd done that. The second part was to threaten his neighbors and buy the house next door to him.

The house was a little big for her but she'd manage somehow, she wasn't really looking forward to cleaning it though. The third part was to transfer into his school. And that was the reason she was here today. Standing in front of Kansai high.

"So." she muttered snapping several photos of the building. "This is his school?" She frowned stuffing the camera in her pocket for the time being. Though odds were she would most likely need it later.

A while ago she had gotten a call from the school saying she had passed the entrance exam. Which due to extremely odd circumstances had already been processed. They said she could start anytime she wanted just as soon as she filled out the proper paperwork.

Juhux herself had never really been one for paperwork, couldn't stand it. Paperwork was like the devils tool to drive office workers insane, it made her realize why most of those suits needed therapy. Shuddering she began to walk towards the building scanning her surroundings for any sign of a teacher or student. Unfortuantely she had chosen to come on a Saturday, so the only one's there would be honor students, (suck ups ) and extremely dedicated teachers ( lazy gits who didn't finish there work on time ). The sad thing was she needed someone to show her around the school, they'd probably assign someone to help her at the mains office, but she really didn't trust anyone they picked for her.

"Ah!" She gasped tripping on a root and falling to the ground. Okay so Juhux was a thief, but her creator was clumsy, a trait which passed on to her. "Damn it."

"Are you all right miss?" A voice asked dripping with fake concern. She frowned, that was odd, why would they ask if they didn't care? What was the point in acting like that?( A/N Juhux knows nothing of high school ) Sure she did that all the time, but she was a thief, it was natural. "Miss?" they said again.

A hand was put into her view, probably it belonged to the person talking to her. "Do you need some help?" mentally she scoffed, of course she didn't, she was a thief, but she decided to take it anyway. Maybe if her soon to be fellow class mates only thought of her as a clutz, her mission would be easier.

'Doubtful.' She thought taking the offered hand. 'But here's hoping.'

As she was pulled to her feet she stumbled, slightly falling against a hard chest. She cursed, mentally reminding herself to never wear heels again. On another note though, apparently the person who just helped her was a guy. Well maybe that was a good thing to know, she couldn't see how, but maybe it just was. Okay, so it wasn't, but she could cover up her embarrassment with facts if she wanted.

He chuckled, causing Juhux to roll her eyes." Having trouble finding your feet?"

'Is he making fun of me?!' Frowning she nodded. 'Bastard.'

"Well then." he said pushing her back, but not letting go of her hand. He must not have thought she could handle being upright on her own, what an asshole. "Why don't you try standing?"

She growled, glaring at the ground. "Yeah, I will."

There was a pause. "Did I do something?" he asked sounding genuinely confused.

The thief girl grimaced, struggling to control her glare. "No." she replied evenly. "You didn't. "She snatched her hand away from his, bowing politely.

"Please excuse me, i'm late." With that she hurried off praying to every god she knew that she wouldn't fall down again and have to get mocked by another stuck up high school student. 'Damn, no wonder Reeney hates this place so much.'

He frowned watching her run towards the main entrance to the school. "What an odd girl." There was a pause and then he rolled his eyes. "I think i'll take a detour to the market."

--

Juhux sighed shuffling threw the papers she had been given by the student councilor or something She had already taken the entrance exam to the stupid school and apparently passed. So why were they giving her all these stupid papers to sign?

"Name, phone number, age, address, favorite color, direction front door faces, color of brain? " She frowned. "What the fuck is wrong with this school?"

She didn't get an answer, and she didn't expect one. The only thing her talking seemed to get her was a quick glare from the portly woman at the front desk. Juhux glared back sticking her tongue out at the woman. It's not like it was her fault they let a mentally handicapped person handle this stuff. The woman rolled her eyes turning away from her, a mistake if she had ever seen one.

Juhux smirked pulling out a lighter and a small crumpled up ball of paper, hiding the objects in her shirt sleeve. With little movements that one would have to strain their eyes to find she set the paper aflame, flicking it at the pompous woman's head. The woman in question screamed clutching at her scalp as her wig was burnt away.

The blue eyed thief looked up feigning shock, and then panic. Rushing over to the desk, she picked up a cup of coffee, splashing it on the flames. Luckily, nobody was hurt.

A man rushed into the room his glasses as-cue on his face. "What on earth is going on in here?!" he demanded. "I heard screaming!"

The woman looked furious, her hands clenched into fist's at her sides. "This, girl! Set me on fire!!" she accused in a shaking voice, pointing at a scandalized looking Juhux.

"Me?" Juhux asked her voice laced with confusion. "You're accusing me?! If anything you should be thanking me! I just saved your life!!"

Then man blinked looking to the shaking woman. "Mrs. Liffleh is this true?"

Mrs. Liffleh opened her mouth as if to protest but then closed it. "W-well yes. But she dumped coffee all over me!!"

"Because she was on fire!" Juhux added. "If this is what the teachers here are like I can assure you i'm not so sure I want to attend classes here. Rest assured that I will be telling the school dean about this."

Both adults looked alarmed by this, and the man looked at Mrs. Liffleh mouthing the words 'apologize now,' urgently.

She gaped, looking quite like a fish. 'to her?' She mouthed back.

The spectacled man nodded, so with a great sigh and a roll of the eyes she mumbled. "I'm sorry."

Juhux heard her just fine but blinked tilting her head to the side in a sign of confusion. "What?"

The tubby woman's left eye twitched, and she ground her teeth together "I'm sorry." she said louder with exaggerated slowness. "Happy?!"

"Why yes thank you." Juhux chirped smiling pleasantly

"Good." The woman snapped. "Now if you don't mind i'll be leaving. I need to call my doctor." With that she shuffled out, soon followed by Juhux who after saying a cheerful goodbye to the man, decided to head home.

"Ahh what a great day!" she said looking up at the cloudy sky. "Now all I have to do is call Reeney and get her to help me with theses questions. They're completely insane so she should definitely be able to help."

Little did she Know that something very odd was happening all around her. But then again that was normal, she did live in a town where the citizens lives revolved around playing card games. And her teacher was a five thousand year old tomb robber with magical powers. Not only that but the two people she talked to most were from a completely different world.

So something weird happening around her should have been completely normal. But then this was also a bit different then her normal weird life. This involved death gods and murder...wait...maybe it wasn't so different after all. Oh well, then I guess these two paragraphs were completely useless. I was going to explain how she was being followed by an unseen force.

I was also thinking of having her run into Light or L. But it's really not the time for this sort of thing. Well lets just say she walked down a bunch of streets taking her sweet time to get back home, plotting the demise of that horrible person she met earlier. She thought of how she was going to call Reeney or maybe even Lyn to ask for help with the stupid questions of doom.

"Whoa..."Juhux said stopping, "What was that sudden chill?" She rubbed her shoulders looking around but seeing no one. "I could have sworn Sarah was being completely retarded somewhere near by. Hmm, must have been my imagination."

Okay, just for that instead of walking straight home Juhux gets attacked by several ninja, chased by dogs, and gets rained on. Maybe next time she'll think twice before insulting me when she doesn't even have Lyn to help her steal my magical pen.

Juhux stood in her doorway, soaking wet with torn clothes and a new hatred of ninja/dogs. "Somehow." She muttered glaring around the room. "I feel like I should hurt Sarah the next time I get the chance."

The poor drenched girl sneezed taking off her shoes and socks. She would have to change and take a shower before she called Reeney. If she spent any more time in these clothes she would get sick.

"Well, at least all that is over now."

--

Unfortunately for Juhux, somewhere in Domino city, a strange group was plotting her demise.

"Lynni!" Reeney whined hanging her arms loosely around her friends shoulders. "I'm booorrreeed! Hit Mariku or something and make me laugh."

A very strange group they were indeed. Lyn frowned flipping past another page of the Death Note manga Reeney had lent to her. "In a minute." She replied. "I'm reading."

The younger girl rested her chin on top of Lyn's head looking curiously down at the page she was on. "I hate that part." she complained. "Read another part."

"Can't stupid. I'm reading the book in order."

Reeney stared sown at her shocked. "Are you fucking serious?!"

Lyn nodded, 'wow' Reeney mouthed amazed. For a while everything was silent as Reeney digested that information. Lyn managed to get about halfway through the book when Reeney started poking her in the arm. "Hey Lynni I'm bored."

A vein above Lyn's eye twitched, and she snapped the book shut turning towards the ravenette with a forced smile. "Rea," She said. "Why don't you go see Malik?"

The girl frowned. "I don't wanna. Besides the stupid sexy fuck got sick."

"Jeez." Lyn groaned. "I miss Juhux, she was like your personal punching bag."

"Me too!!" Reeney squealed. "Hey you know what? We should go transfer into high school with her!!"

"Wha-" Lyn tried to say but stopped, for the younger girl had already left the room. She frowned. "Dagnabbit. I already graduated high school."

Yes, they were plotting her demise, via death of brain cells. Lets just say thenext couple of chapters will be hell for her.

END CHAPTER

SARAH : Yeah, I didn't feel like leaving Juhux there all alone. She already hates some of the characters. Light by definition she'll probably just think he's a coward. L will creep her out, and Misa is fucking stupid as well as a disgrace to blonde's everywhere.

REENEY : I have nothing to say to you.

SARAH : Jeez. I can't seem to get your personalities down pat right now. I've ben working on this Zelda fanfic I promised my friends i'd write so now i'm stuck with some other personalities right now.

LYN :You friggin suck.

SARAH : I know.

REENEY : I'm gonna go beat the shit out of Mariku.

LYN : Why?

REENEY : I dunno.

JUHUX : Hello Sarah.

SARAH : Shit.

JUHUX : -pulls out knife- I'd recommend running.

LYN : Ten bucks on Juhux.

REENEY : Then who the fuck am I supposed to bet on you cunt?!

LYN : -smiles- Sarah.

REENEY : Are you fucking serious?! Sarah's so fucking shit ass weak!!

SARAH : -runs past- Thanks for the vote of confidence!!

REENEY : WELL ITS TRUE!!

KAIBA : Thats all folks.

SARAH : Ten points for anyone who can guess who the guy this crazy chick ran into earlier was!!

REENEY : Wait i'm so fucking not done here!

LYN : Accept it and bet on Sarah.

REENEY : Hell no!!

SARAH : Okay, how about if Mariku is added into this, you can bet on Mariku.

REENEY : ...fine, but only ten bucks. I ain't wasting my money on that cock sucker.

MARIKU : ...What did she just call me?

SARAH : Sorry, I suck at name calling.

JUHUX : You kinda of do.

LYN : Just fight.

--We regret to inform you that the rest of this Author chat must be cut off due to the characters starting a gladiator battle. Please place your bets on Sarah, Juhux, or Mariku and we will inform you who won come next chapter. Thank you and do try to avoid the wreckage from this battle. Also you guys will be appearing more come future chapters. -