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Twilight Supremacy Reborn

Chapter 2: Love at first sight.

Bella- Mary considered herself a nice young woman, for she was not an emotionless slut as many people frequently spazzed out at her for. Just because she had half the human population of America in her pants does not mean she was a slut or a whore! God, people sure are jealous by nature. But, getting off that, today was Bella's first day at school! And, BOY, was she excited.

So, getting out of her moped, she walked to the entrance of the school, only to be greeted by her long-lost brother Bello- Gary Pigeon (AN: I forgot to mention their both half Italian, half Arabian!). Greeting him with a peck on the cheek (Ged it? GED IT!?), Bella, held Bello by the arm and dragged him round the corner of the school where the grey stone walls had been defaced by a picture of an Eagle.

"So," She began with her hands on her hips, "Where hath thou been my lonely desert perennial?" She pouted.

"Me finks a were ova 'ere in t' corneh," He had his mouth wide open and a stray fly was hovering close by.

"Egad! Such stories of magnificent wonder have never had the pleasure to fall upon such barren ears," She placed one of the hands from her hips onto her mouth, accidently shoving it up her mucus ridden nose, "But alas, this nonsense makes my heart grow weary! We must depart post-haste for trails of learning and knowledge!" With that she took her snot covered hand from her face and dramatically brandished it into the air triumphantly whilst taking Bello's hand in hers and prancing joyfully for their class.

FIN!

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