Far, far away from the Kitduj's ship, was The massive, The Irken Empire's main ship. Aboard The massive were the two Irken leaders, the Almighty Tallest Red and the Almighty Tallest Purple. Like the Kitduj's, they were opening communications, though for a less wanted cause.
"Why do we even bother accepting Zim's calls anyway?" Started Purple, who was busy eating a bag of chips, "I mean-"
He was cut off as the call was accepted. Zim's small body filled most of the screen, though visible in the background was GIR, a SIR unit made out of spare parts.
"My Tallest!" The Irken gave a salute, "I'm pleased to say I'm almost finished with my mission. Soon, very soon, the humans will be nothing but nothingness! Prepare the armada, for my mission will be finished within one day. Invader Zim, signing-" His voice was cut as GIr launched himself at Zim crying "Let's make the pig some cookies!"
"Cut the transmission," Red said to on of the many technicians without turning his head the slightest.
Purple faced Red, "Think Zim will actually succeed this time?"
"No. Remember that time he said he was going to squish out all life on Earth?"
Whether or not Purple remembered was going to remain unknown, as suddenly another transmission was coming through. A green eyed technician checked the calls location, "Transmission from... Kidween!"
"Kid-ween? That's a really dumb name," said Purple, knowing he was right.
"Yeah, it is," Agreed Red, "Allow transmission. Let's see who these... Kidween-ens think they are."
The transmission came on. On screen was a bipedal creature with golden fur over it's body. It had clothes on, a sort of black sweater with black pants. It was a rather bland set of clothes. It's hands were by it's side, extending it's very long claws out as a sort of threat. The only thing that came to the two Tallest's attention was that it seemed tall. It's height showed a sign of authority and intelligence to them, making it gain a bit of respect, even if that bit was smaller then a neutron. But hey, it's still respect.
"Hello. Can you hear me?" Started the creature. First time communicating with another race, thought Red and Purple smugly.
"Of course we can hear you," said Red said dryly, "what brings you to communicate with the almighty Irken empire?"
"We of the Kitduj empire are merely greeting the Irken empire," said the creature, though it seemed to have a worried look on it's face.
"An empire who does not even know how to use a long-ranged communicator? Stop bragging," said Purple.
At this, a worried expression was clear on the creature's face. It said stupidly, "In our language, Irk means annoy. Does that mean your the Annoying empire?"
As said, this was stupid. "Track their signal and blow them up!" Called an angry Red.
A technician was on it. "Sir, they signal is really, really far away. It'll take the massive a day to get there."
"I don't care! Just get to it!" Said an angry Purple.
The creature had overheard this. It's face was clearly very stressed and worried. As it cut the communication, another creature like it was on screen. It gave the other one a 'I told you so' look before walking off.
