It has been a little over a month since Naruto first started her new job as Leaf's newest porn star, and so far, she openly admits to liking the job. Unlike any of her past jobs, having sex for money on video was an actual stress reliever. She hadn't felt this freeing since she was a young child, before both her parents had died in a car accident and her only brother Kurama following several years. This job was definitely better than any of her past jobs she had in her whole 20 years of life.

During the past month, Naruto had met and worked with many of the other stars in Leaf, even meeting others from collaborating companies. They were all, at least the majority were, really nice to her. Some of them even invited her to lunch! All of them were friendly, all except a certain pink haired superstar in the adult film industry and the black haired narcissistic asshole she met on her first day.

Sakura, the pink haired superstar made sure Naruto knew she wasn't going to be on the oink haired beauty's friends list anytime soon. Sakura was basically the "it" girl in the adult entertainment industry. The companies who collaborated with Leaf on a usual basis wanted her to star in their films. She was the highest rated porn star in the industry, that is, until about two days ago. Every month Leaf would post the highest rated video and those who were apart of the whole shebang received a prize. They basically did Employee of the Month; Porn Star Edition. Yesterday was the day Sakura Haruno decided she absolutely hated Naruto Uzumaki for taking her spot on the Video of the month with the man of her dreams, Uchiha Sasuke.

Tsunade, the co-owner of Leaf decided since Naruto was basically a new face to the company and had won video of the month on her first video she had done with the company decided to host a sort of welcoming party for the young blonde. And by welcoming party, Tsunade meant telling all of the employees to go to the same bar at the same time on a specific date to drink it up, an unusual twist to her usual Friday night. Tsunade told everyone, from the crew men to the top rated porn stars, when and where to be to formally informally greet their newest top rated co-star who held a lot of promise to becoming an international sensation in the adult industries and Sakura was absolutely livid.

"It's not fair." Sakura complained to Ino who was brushing her semi-dry long blonde hair.

Ino rolled her pale blue eyes and sighed at her best friend's words.

"When I first started, no one threw me a 'Welcoming Party'!" Sakura ranted as she wiped her face with a clean wipe to remove any remaining make up that had survived her shower.

Ino sighed, "You know Tsunade, Sakura. She's just using the poor girl's presence as an excuse to get shit-face drunk since her new assistant won't let her drink as much."

"That stupid blonde bitch is all anyone talks about! It's all like stupid-bitch this! Stupid-bitch that! I'm sick of it! She's not even that pretty to begin with!" Throwing away the now dirty wipe, Sakura stood up to look in the mirror. Her shoulder length pink hair was damp from her shower, slightly dampening the light pink shirt she wore with loose fitting grey pants.

Ino just rolled her pale blue eyes as she put her blonde hair into its normal high pony tail. Ino was getting sick of Sakura's constant bad mouthing of the girl, she sighed and stood up, turning her head on slightly to meet Sakura jealous green orbs. "She wouldn't be in this industry and making you go all ego-manic if she wasn't pretty, Forehead. Face it, you feel threatened of her being here, making you lose your place as the female alpha in the industry. 'Member that girl from a little over a month ago, the red head with SLUT written across the forehead and black glasses?"

Sakura nodded, shocked at what her friend, usually the idiotic one out the two, had just said.

"She didn't make you lose your shit like Naruto has done. What's the difference? They both fuck for a living, forehead, but the major difference between them is that Naruto is pretty, fucking beautiful even, and you just can't stand it."

Sakura's face turned red with furry, "You fucking pig! What makes you so fucking classified to make a shit assessment like that?" She screeched.

Ino shrugged her shoulders, "I just call it like I see it, billboard brow." Ino reached for the door knob, twisted it, and swung it open, but before leaving through it she turned her head slight in Sakura's direction, "If you stop bitching about her, you should take a minute to talk to her and get to know her. You'll find that she isn't like you in the least."

Ino turned her head back straight, to look forward, and took a few steps out of the room when Sakura spoke, "What is that suppose to mean, pig?"

Ino stopped mid-step, and without turning her head to look in her old friend's direction, she said, "She's as beautiful on the outside as she is on the inside." And with that, the door shut and Sakura heard was the fainting footsteps of her best friend and the occasional moan and groan coming from the closest set.

Sakura looked toward the mirror in front of her, staring at her reflection.

"I'm beautiful." She whispered to herself.

"I'm fucking beautiful."

She wiped the budding tear away.

"Attention! Attention all employees of Leaf!" A dark haired girl yelled as Tsunade was standing right next to her with an irritated face.

Everyone took towards the two women, some even gathering around them.

"Tsunade has something to announce!" The girl yelled again. The look of irritation increased on Tsunade's face.

"Shizune," Tsunade said angrily, "Go to the office and make an announcement on the intercom for all employees to make their way to the front."

"Yes ma'am!" Shizune saluted and made her way to the office. Several moments later, Shizune's voice was heard throughout the large studio.

"All employees please make your way to the front room, please and thank you."

Tsunade tapped her foot rather impatiently for the rest of her employees to come out of their individual sets so she can inform them of rather exciting news. Tsunade waited for what seemed like forever, quickly taking in the new arrival of faces she had employed. Some of the top rated stars, like Sasuke Uchiha, looked irritated at the interruption and most simply looked as if they didn't even mind. Except Sakura, she looked as if she was planning a murder.

Tsunade took a deep breath, "This year, all of the country's major porn studios have been invited to the biggest convention ever, so to speak. The studios will be working together in collaboration to make some of the best adult videos known to the world with all of our top stars being required to go. Any other persons wishing to attend, please come by the office so we can find a spot for you. Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, and Naruto Uzumaki are the only three stars required to go, any other stars wishing to participate, come by the office. We need crew men and directors who are willing to go. If you have any further questions, come by the office and you will provided the answer by either myself or my assistant. Now, carry on!"

Tsunade was winded.

"Granny!"

Tsunade groaned.

"Granny Tsunade!" They yelled.

"What do you want, brat?" Tsunade yelled as she turned around in the direction the voice had come from.

Naruto grinned cheekily, "I'm going?"

A tick mark appeared on Tsunade's forehead, "Did you not listen to what I said?" She said, biting out the words in her irritation.

"Yes," Naruto chirped. The tick mark grew in size. "But I was just making sure." Naruto said with a sheepish smile.

Tsunade's eyes softened, by only knowing a small bit of the young girl's childhood Tsunade understood her reasoning for just making sure.

"The get-together is going to be held outside of town, in the camping grounds. So, you can either get there yourself, or you can car pool with someone else attending." Tsunade said.

Naruto grinned, "So, we're going camping?"

Tsunade sighed, "Yes."

Naruto did a little victory jump, with her right fist high above her head as she grinned like no tomorrow. "When?" She asked excitedly.

Tsunade smiled slightly at the young girl's antics and put a small hand on top of the shorter girl's head, ruffling her hair, "Next weekend, kid." She said as she turned to her office so she can drink a bit before her daily nap.

"Later, Granny!" Naruto yelled back as Tsunade was shutting the door.

"Damn brat." Tsunade said, shaking her head with a small smile gracing her features.

Naruto was getting ready to leave the studio with her long blonde locks tied into a messy bun. It was roughly about 2 in the afternoon, considering how fiercely the sun was shining. It was a good day at work, if you can even call it that, but she was pretty excited to go home, so she can shower and change into her lazy pants, they were really really bright orange sweatpants, just to complete her perfect day. Which consisted of lazy pants and cups upon cups of microwavable ramen , and to fully finish off the perfect day was a high blood pressure induced coma. Oh how her bones were shaking with excitement.

"Hey." A deep voice said from behind her she said her goodbyes to the people in the office.

Naruto turned her head in the direction to see the Uchiha, the one she had met her first day. Although they weren't enemies, per se, they weren't exactly the best of friends either. They had to work together on a few other sets, and if it was up to Naruto –the majority of the time, it was- those collaborations only lasted less than an hour, much to Sasuke's dismay.

For Sasuke, the girl was an enigma. He had no idea whatsoever how to even approach because, from experience, he knew the whole smirk-to-get-the-panties routine didn't work on her. Hell, it hardly even affected her. Most of their female coworkers strived to get his attentions, and here was this blonde enigma not even trying and then BAM! She's all he even thinks about; even when he had many many girls beneath screaming his name, it was always her on his mind. It scared Sasuke. In all his years of living and fucking did any women ever have that affect on him, not even first, the one he lost his virginity to!

It was startling to him. So, he took to watching her from afar. Yes, he knew that sounded like something a stalker would say, but he was NOT a stalker. He just followed her around from time to time.

Naruto nodded her head in acknowledgment, her blonde bun bouncing along. Onyx eyes quickly met her brilliant blue eyes.

"You heading out?" He asked cooly.

Naruto turned her head to the direction of the door, looking at the door that was roughly 5 fee from where she was standing, before looking back into his onyx orbs. She nodded, before turning her head towards the door while taking the necessary steps to reach it. A large hand beat her to opening the door. Naruto's eyes followed the hand, to where it meet the arm, to the shoulder, to the next, and finally to the head with the face attached. Naruto's eyes widened momentarily, in shock, before reverting back to their original size.

"You want to go eat?" Sasuke asked as he followed her out, holding the door like every bit of the gentlemen his mother taught him to be.

Naruto shook her head, "I have food at home." Before turning in the direction of her small house before a hand on her arm had stopped her.

"C'mon," Sasuke said, "I'm offering to take you out to eat, so stop being rude and accept it." He began pulled her in the opposite direction of her house.

"Hey!" She yelled as she stumbled after him.

"Hey!" She said once more.

"I said, HEY!" She yelled loud. Sasuke turned toward her with a questioning eyebrow.

"Let go of me!" She broke out of his grip with a simple jerk of the arm.

"Who do you think you are?" She asked him with narrowed eyes.

"Isn't it obvious?" He smirked, "I'm Sasuke Uchiha."

Her glare intensified, "Well, fuck you Uchiha."

And with that she walked away.

And… that is why Sasuke Uchiha is terrible with women. Well, terrible with one Naruto Uzumaki.

"Fucking prick." Naruto grumbled as she walked to her home.

Sasuke sneezed.

TBC

Well, first of all, I would like to apologize prefussely for such a delay to those who have been waiting. A lot of things have happened, namely my brother stole my laptop, my camera, and basically anything of value of mine. While my mom happily adopted kids, now I have no negative feeling over it and am quite proud of my parent, I never knew two little bugger could be so… tiring. If you must know, I finally received my laptop back from my asshole of a brother (but sadly, not my camera) just yesterday. I hurriedly typed this up, but more than likely will reedit later on, because lets face it, this chapter is short, boring, and has no action! Now, I plan to write majorly next chapter, for it will be about the major collaboration and will have some amazing characters (Hidan, Gaara, Deidara, Itachi, ect... ect) next chapter, as well as some of Naruto's past reviled.

Now all I need from you, my dear readers is to support by informing me of who you would like to see, getting in on some of the action.

REVIEW AWAY, MY PRETTIES, REVIEW AWAY!

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