Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Heart's or any of the characters in it. If I did Riku would be forever a uke.
Written for Rosalyn Angel, who's wonderful fic "Good Enough" got me into the Axel/Riku pairing, and her prompts:
1.)
Object- A coffee mug.
2.) Phrase- "I think these people want
to shoot us."
All for the Beans!
"I can't believe that we're going through all this trouble for some coffee." Riku said in irritation as plucked another bean from the plant in front of him and dropped it into the bag tied to his back.
Axel's voice drifted over from the other side of the row of coffee bean plants. "When it says 'Real Columbian Coffee,' I expect it to be real Columbian coffee!"
"Axel you're crazy!" Riku growled as he stood up to glare venomously at Axel.
Ignoring Riku's glare Axel continued picking the beans. "Common Riku, we can't take too long. My coffee mug is sitting at home waiting for some java!"
Sighing in annoyance Riku went back to picking as well. "And we'd be sitting at home right now with it if you hadn't insisted on this hair brained idea!" He murmured in annoyance, making sure it was loud enough for Axel to hear.
"Common Riku it's not that big of a deal. . ."
"Of course it's a big deal!" Riku snapped determined to make sure Axel slept on the couch for weeks for this little stunt!
"Uh Riku?" Axel's voice suddenly came from the side of the bush again, sounding somewhat nervous.
"WHAT?" Snapped Riku standing up so that he could glare at Axel one again.
"I think these people want to shoot us." Axel said pointing to a group of angry people with guns standing at the beginning of the field.
Horrified Riku jumped through the bushes and grabbed Axel's hand and began running. "Run Axel! Run!"
"I'm running as fast as I can!" Axel complained as he desperately held on to the bag of freshly picked coffee beans.
"Well it's not fast enough! Damn you and your addiction to coffee!" Riku ground out as he continued running. Scratch making Axel sleep on the couch for a week! He'd castrate the former Nobody for this stunt!
"Riku I'm soooooooooooorrrrrrrrrryyyyyyy!"
Fin
A/N: I just thought I'd say thank you to everyone who reviewed the last chapter. I'm glad you all enjoyed it. I thought no one would because I didn't like it very much myself. Hope you all enjoy this one more!
