Sam stood in front of the camera leaving a space for Freddie who was typing something on his laptop to get ready for the show. This will be the first iRandom broadcast. Freddie is planning to change the web site to be instead of iCarly, once it's broadcasted that he is doing so. Whenever someone typed iCarly, it would redirect to iRandom, the new iCarly.
"In five" Freddie said tossing the remote to Sam and running out next to her. "Four, three, two" Sam hit the bottom button on the remote turning the camera on.
"Hey I'm Sam!" Sam said all jolly as usual.
"And I'm Freddie" Freddie said
"And this is iRandom!" they say.
"Say Sam" Freddie says turning to her
"Yes Freddo?" she answers
"What is iRandom?" he asked her
"iRandom is the new iCarly" she answers
"What happened to the old iCarly?" he asked. She puts on a serious face and dims the lighting.
"This is important, so all you idiots on the other side of the screen listen up" she said. "Do you know that snobby rich kid school Briarwood?" she says 'Briarwood' in an old sophisticated English accent.
"The one for the rich and snobby?" he asked
"Yes" she said
"Didn't Carly ask us to stop saying that?" he asked
"Yup!" she answered
"Are we gonna stop?" he asked
"Probably not" she said
"Sorry Carly" Freddie said.
"Anyway, Carly got a scholarship there and could go for free!" Sam said
"And didn't her brother get a job as an art teacher there?" Freddie asked
"Yup, so they're moving to Briarwood and I'm moving here!" Sam said
"Which is why we get to keep the studio?" he asked
"That's right!" she said
"Cool!" Freddie said.
"Yes, very cool, but Carly will be missed dearly" Sam said sadly.
"But we promised we would continue the show" Freddie said
"So, welcome to iRandom!" Sam said. "Which will be voted the number one web show IN THE WORLD!"
"By who?" Freddie asked
"By me!" Sam said
"Then it's official!" Freddie and grabbed party hats and celebratory horns and played them badly. On the other side of the screen was a little girl watching and laughing. Her name is Morgan and her father was the writer of a TV show. The father came out to see her laughing at iRandom and was very disappointed.
"Morgan" he said
"Hi daddy" she answered
"What are you doing?" he asked
"Watching iCarly, I mean iRandom online" she answered. He rubbed his forehead in disapproval.
"Sweaty, If daddy doesn't come up with TV shows that people your age like" He starts as Morgan presses mute. "Daddy's gonna get fired and have no more money, then you'll starve" Morgan looks with wide eyes and fear. "So while I go see my boss, I want you to watch this new show we're making, it's really funny"
"Ok" Morgan said in defeat. The TV starts and a teenager is talking to her father.
"But Michele, why would you accept two dates to the prom, and not tell one about the other?"
"Because Dad, Luke is so sweet, but Brandon is so hot!" she answered
"Aw noodles!" the father said putting his hand to his head.
"Lame" Morgan said and turns it off. She goes to her computer and turns iRandom back on to see them wearing safety goggles.
"And Now" Freddie said.
"We're gonna see what happens when you take and ordinary watermelon" Sam starts
"And pump it full of pressurized air" Freddie said. "This was Sam's idea"
"Yeah! Pump up the fruit!" Sam said. She sticks the end part of the machine into the watermelon. They turn it on as it begins to grow and grow. "It's gonna blow!" Finally it blew up and went everywhere around the studio, leaving a mess for them to clean up. Morgan laughs at how random the idea was. Her father then came in with his boss expecting to see her watching his how, but instead sees her on the laptop again.
"Morgan what are you doing?" he asked
"Watching iRandom" she answered.
"Morgan" he whined.
"What is iRandom?" his boss asked
"It's a web show, it used to be iCarly but Carly went to Briarwood, a fancy boarding school" she answered
"I thought I told you to watch our new show" her father asked
"It's lame daddy" she said as his boss crossed her arms
"It's lame daddy" His boss repeated.
"Who wants to see that melon explode one more time?" Sam asked
"Slow motion explosion" Sam and Freddie say as they show it exploding in slow motion causing Morgan to laugh again.
"Now let's see what happens when we put it into Freddie's pants" Sam said. "Pump up the pants"
"Whoa wait, don't even think about it" Freddie said. But she was already sticking it in there and turning it on.
"It will be fun" she said.
"If you want to make a show that's good why don't you make one like the one online, you know, the one making your daughter laugh" she said and left.
"That is an excellent idea" he said
"No, Sam, my pants can't take it!" he said trying to get the end part out of his pants before they blow up but it was too late. They blew up leaving him in his galaxy war boxers. "Why must you do this to me?"
"Cause it's funny" she said.
"Well that's all we have for you tonight" Freddie said
"Bye" Sam said and turned off the camera. "That was totally depressing"
"Yeah, and humiliating" Freddie said
"Carly should have been there to laugh with me" Sam said
"I miss her too" Freddie said as they walk downstairs to see Sam's mom passed out on a couch surrounded by boxes.
"She is gross, I'm ashamed to call her my mother" Sam said. Freddie went across the hall to get a new pair of pants. When he came back Sam already finished a ham. Frothy came running downstairs limping with its one leg. "Hey Frothy, you smell gross, like home"
"You want to visit your old place?" Freddie asked
"Yeah, I heard someone bought is and I want to see who's gonna get my old room" she said. They walk outside and start walking towards Sam's old home.
"How are we gonna survive each other without Carly, no offence Sam but you're a nightmare" Freddie said
"Yeah I know" she answered. "We're gonna be going on all these adventures without her"
"What adventures? You think we're gonna go to Japan or something?" he asked
"It could happen" she said as they approach a small two story house with a moving van outside it. An African American girl about their age had a large box in her hands and was moving to the house.
"Hi I'm Freddie and this is Sam" Freddie introduced.
"I used to live here" Sam said
"Oh cool, I'm Jasmine but you can call me Jaz" she said. "Where do you go to school?"
"Oh we go to Brarwood" Sam said in her accent
"School for the rich" Freddie mocks
"And snooty" Sam said
"We are both very rich and very Snooty" Freddie said
"How do you do?" Sam asked as Jaz puts her box down
"Oh well I am very rich and snooty as well and will be attending Briarwood very soon, and I do well" she said in an accent as well as they laughed.
"We go to Ridgeway" Freddie said. "It's not very rich and snooty like"
"Well I'll be going there in a few weeks once I'm settled in" Jaz said and narrowed her eyes. "Where have I seen you guys?"
"Where could she have seen us?" Sam asked
"Why, I don't know" Freddie said.
"You're from iCarly!" she said and there smiles dropped slightly.
"Yeah, that's us" Sam said sadly
"We take it you were too busy unpacking to see our last video, but Carly attends Briarwood now and is unable to do iCarly" Freddie said
"So you're stopping iCarly?' she asked
"Afraid so" Sam said. "But we'll be continuing it as iRandom"
"So you'll be doing iCarly as iRandom?" she asked
"Yeah, in fact I have to update the website so I have to go" Freddie said.
"I'll go with you" Sam said. "Nice meeting you Jaz"
"You too" she said.
A/N- PLEASE READ! I went to my email and had 20 new ones. Five from Facebook and fifteen from Fanfiction. There were all these emails saying people added me to their author favorites or my story to their alert or something. Some of them were iRandom and some were iAct like you or iMay transfer which, if you haven't already, you should check out. I just wanted to say thank you, it made my day and inspired me to write more.
Ok so let's talk about why I skipped iFence, the main reason for him to start fencing is Spencer, so iFence is before all this in this story. I won't be skipping any other episodes at all. I promise. Now that that's out of the way, let's talk about Jaz. Jaz isn't going to be a replacement for Carly, she's just gonna be a person in the story. She's gonna be like Gibby or Wendy. She's gonna be there to help fill in the gaps that Spencer or Carly would have filled.
Now that I explained that, let's talk about who she is. I need your help. Who does she live with? Does she live with her mom and dad? Just her mom or just her dad? Does she live with her sibling? A boy or a girl? Maybe she has a twin or a younger brother or sister. Maybe she lives with her Grandma. Now what kind of personalities does she have? Is she super girly or a tom boy like Sam. Bad, good or in between. What is she obsessed with? What's her talent? Does she sing, act, squirt milk from her eye? Help me out. Review!
