Ok so i want to ad my FAVOITEST PERSON EVA into dis buk! Gee! I luv u gersrd way! Ur gonna be the hautest titan eva!
Sudenly... Armen!
Armen was relly gay lookin wit long blond hair nd girly eyes but still supper haute. He was like 200 feet tol - almost twiec as big as Smol Me titan (only 150 fet talle!)
"IM HERE TO EET SUM MOTHAFUKKIN POPEL!" Armen screemed loudly making sexing tittin Noises like Eren had minuets be4 but Eren had abaddoned Dimond for sum stupid fukkin Trator Anny!
"MMM GGGRRRR AAAAHHHHH!" yellde Armine snakkin on some ugly bithces that were hangen out on da wall and suddenllyy... LEVI! Smol levi came runnin over to Dimon, covered in bludd! "Cleenme off Im so dirty babe!" He sed handin over da giant lysol bottel and a cleen white cloth.
Dimond spunj bathd Levi hapily. To bad his thingy wus coverd by a big towel wit an apron ware dere was lots more leysel and sum otha cleenen shit.
"Da kind of dirt were da water nevar cleens off da close! I keep a boook of da naems and dose... onli go so far till u barry dem... so deep! anddowwn we go... and down we goo... and we all fall down! I TRIEEEEEDD1!1!" Levi souds alot like gerard way when hes signing and its sooooo haute. Spunge bath intensifis!
"oh never agan o nevar again dey gave us 2 shot to dabback of da hedd and were all ded now!1 Itiried i tried oh i trieddddd one more nite one more night, nowi im, laffin out, cryin out, laffin out LOUD, and i tried, and i tried, but i lied, laughin out, laughin, never agan. never agan. they gave us 2 shot to da back of de hed and were all ded now..."
LEvi sexily sang Gerards woords and expresed his sadnses at the humans killin all da titans without askin. Also evey1 no u have to shoot a titan 2 with gun before it ken die.
Husky british Levi britished sexily: "LEjend says dere is a titan wit brite red har who looks like gerard way and he mite be jerard way from back in the 2000's but he is danjerous and haute. It a verry dangerous jorney to find him. ME nd my sqwad tired to find him but he was nooot to be found!"
He cunteded on his stori. "Onse, dere was a burnin library ful of da last books in da world. Da only ones we savved were da ones on Gerard Way, nd its kinda alligel to sing his songs, or even reed da books, haa, but dere wassa map on oen of dem..."
Levi took daa map from his apron.
"If there is a place you got to go
I am the one you need to know
I'm the Map!
I'm the Map!
I'm the Map!
If there is a place you got to get
I can get you there I bet
I'm the Map!
I'm the Map!
I'm the Map!"
Da gerard way map singged like da stupid Dora map and i smakked it till it shut up. Gerards ways face appeared movin on da map. "Im gee and since ur SO sexi im here to help u find me?"
OK!" Were findin that titan! I sed formationed into aa Titan and made out wit LEvi "Ok my love and U2 armin LEts go find Geee!"
We put togetehr the Gee Survey Coprs so dat we coold find him.. it would be lots of weork!
