I got a pipe

The Marimo made fun of my pipe, so I got in a fight with him. Bastard.

Luffy came whining to me for meat. I knew he was innocent, but I had my orders from Nami-san. So I told him to go play with Zoro.

Revenge is sweet.

Other than this, the morning has been pretty uneventful, which is good, because it gave me time to draw up my list of suspects/motives:

Zoro e.g. Marimo – stealing normally isn't his style, but he does argue with my sweet Nami-swan a lot. This may be revenge for her constantly raising his debt, or just the Marimo bastard being a Marimo bastard. Either way he's my top suspect.

Usopp e.g. Long-nose – There's no really reason to think that he stole the pie, but the last time I saw him his eyes were shifty, and that's good enough for me.

Chopper e.g. Emergency Food Supply – He probably ate the pie by accident, and then panicked when he saw Nami-swans beautiful rage, and so framed Luffy

Franky e.g. Pants-man – Unlikely, but I did overhear him arguing with Nami-san over the cost of ship repairs. He may have eaten the pie out of spite.

Brook e.g. Skeleton Pervert – He's got an appetite to rival Luffy's, and no respect for people's privacy. Chances are, if food goes missing, and it wasn't Luffy, it was him.

Today I begin my investigation. Oh evil thief, I will catch you.

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I have no tobacco for the pipe

To be continued...

Who do YOU think it was?