( at the Allied Forces Base )
England : Alrighty! * puts the papers on the table * Role call! * clears his throat * France?
France : Bonjour. * winks *
England : China?
China : * nods * Presant!
England : And Russia?
Russia : I'm here as well.
England : And someone named * squints his eyes trying to read it * Can-na-da.
Canada : * raises his hand * Here!
France/China/Russia : O.O'''''"
China : Who that?
England : I'm not sure...Hm...?
Russia : It may be a demon from hell waiting to suck your souls. :3
England : * stares at Russia ; feeling disturbed * Or... Maybe it's a typo!
France/China : * nods *
England : But back to the point, everyone. I called this meeting to talk to you all about The United States of America. * draws America ( country ) on the chalk board * He has been sending supplies to us but is not officially on are team. I'm afraid this might upset the Axis Powers.
China : Why would care about stupid Axis Powars?
France : * takes out a rose and smells it * China has a point. * looks up at England in confusion * Why does it matter if they get mad?
England : You whankers! It matters because they are probably gonna attack America for it! * turns around to face them * Then either America is gonna join us, which is the best-case scenario, or they are gonna blame us for the attack and start fighting us, which is the worst case scenario.
China/France/Russia : Oh!
England : * turns back around to the chalk board and draws chibi Axis Powers faces and chibi Allied Forces faces * We can't afford fighting yet another country. That's why I want America to join the Allied Forces.
France : What?! Why would you want that moron to join us?
England : We can't take any chances, France. You must understand! * walks over to the bookshelf and picks out "Book of Countries" * Man this thing is dusty! * blows on it making all the dust come off * That's better. * throws the book onto the table * Men, do you know what this is?
Russia : A evil spell book?
France : A fancy cook book?
China : A dusty, old histary book?
England : No, no, and close but no. * walks over to his chair and sits down * It's a book of all the countries in the world. All of the information is in here! * pats the book * Do you know what we are gonna use it for?
France : Uh, a stool?
England : -.- No France.
China : * shrugs * How should we know what we are going to use it far?
England : We are going to use it to learn about our enemies! It was a great deal too. I had to pay $ 5 bucks for this baby!
Russia : Yes, but England, I think your forgetting something. That book was made 50 years ago.
England: * looks at Russia with disbelief and scoffs * How would you know that?
Russia : Because it says the year on the cover. * points to the year on the book *
France : * laughs * Looks like your materials are out-dated Britain.
England : O.O''''' * quickly yanks the book and throws it back on the shelf * Ok, minor 50 year setback.
China : * sighs * How come we never get stuff done? * folds arms together and places his head in between them *
France : Because Britain is a big baby!
England : * spun his head towards France * You take that back you bloody rapist!
France : And proud! * flings two fingers and thumb up in the air and sucks on his teeth *
China : ( muffled ) You stupid European know nutin'.
Russia : * raises his hand * Technically, I'm an Asian country, not European.
China : ( muffled ) Whatevar!
England : * stands up and slams his fists on the table * ( yelling ) Will everybody calm down?!
China/France/Russia : * look over to England shocked *
England : * clears his throat and sits back down * Thank you. Now, where were we?
China : * takes his head out of his arms * We ware talking about some stupid 50 year old book.
France : * nods *
England : * throws his hands up in the air * Ok. Anymore matters anyone wants to discuss?
China/France/Russia : * shake their heads no *
England : Ok then, meeting dismissed.
France : Wait! Who is going to ask America?
England : Me of course! * points at himself * I practically raised the boy. He can't say no to me.
( switch over to England's house )
America ( phone ) : No.
England : * spits out tea from his mouth and drops the tea cup * What?! Why?
America ( phone ) : Because, I need to have a reason. Right now, my country isn't involved and that's the way it's gonna stay unless the Axis Powers start aiming my country. Then it's on!
England : What?! Indecent people are dying America! We need you! And plus your going to eventually get involved because of the supplies that your sending us.
America ( phone ) : True, but still. My country is going through some things and I have no time to deal with a world war!
England : What could be going on in America that's more important than a world war?! Another civil war between your states?
America ( phone ) : ...
England : * smirks *
America ( phone ) : Shut up.
England : Is it your final decision?
America ( phone ) : To make you shut up? Yesh! :3
England : Not that! To join us or not.
America ( phone ) : I don't know Britain. I'll see it with my boss. Bye.
England : Bye. * hangs up and puts the phone down * Well then.
Seychelles : So, * sits on the couch * what did he say?
England : * sits down next to Seychelles * Um... He said he was going to talk to his boss about it. * crosses his arms * I just don't get how America can be so blind at times! Ugh!
Seychelles : * looks over to England sympathetically and slides her hand down his arm * It's America, what do you expect?
England : * giggles * That is true. * widens eyes and quickly spins his head towards her * Are your rubbing my arm? ( thinking ) Yes! Fist pump bitches! XD
Seychelles : * looks away ; puts her hands in her lap and blushes * ...
England : * hugs her and kisses her on the cheek * Thanks. * stands up and stretches * I should probably get going. Bombs could hit London any second now.
Seychelles : * nods *
England : While I'm gone could you do the dishes for me?
Seychelles : Hell no. * crosses her arms * Just get out there and when you come back you can handle the dishes. And when your coming back home, pick up some food for me. I'm hungry.
England : * sighs and face palms * How come you're MY slave and yet you treat me like I'm YOUR slave.
Seychelles : Because you are. The world will soon be my slaves.
England : That's nice, honey. * walks out of the house * Goodbye! Make sure to feed England Cat!
Seychelles : * scoffs and stands up * I'm gonna go see if there's anything in the kitchen. * walks over to the kitchen *
( switch to the White House )
Franklin D. Roosevelt : Why?
America : Because, well to many words. * puts a finger on the side of his head * I'm stupid. OuO
Franklin D. Roosevelt : * face palms *
America : We are sending them supplies so it is like we're already on the team.
Franklin D. Roosevelt : True...True... * nods his head *
America : So what do ya say my Homie, my Homedawg, my Homeslice, my Dawg, my Bud, my T-Bone, my Popcorn, my Stick, my-
Franklin D. Roosevelt : Ok, ok I get it. I see absolutely no reason why we shouldn't join the Allied Forces but let's talk to the Senate before we make any final decisions. Let's see what the people think.
America : * turns around and waves his hands in the air * ( sarcastically ) Yep! Cause' that's what the U.S.A is all about! The freaking people. * walks out of the room *
Franklin D. Roosevelt : What am I gonna do with that boy?
( switch over to Russia's House )
Russia : No. We are not going to do a scene with me and my sisters just yet.
NARRATOR - But this is the episode where we introduce the Allied Forces. England, America, France, China, and Russia.
Russia : * smiles * Yes but we will introduce me and my family in a later episode.
NARRATOR - Ok... Wait isn't it supposed to be My Family and I?
Russia : No...
NARRATOR - Really? Cause I'm pretty sure-
Russia : No...
NARRATOR - Ok. Are you sure you don't have any special scene in THIS episode?
Russia : Yes.
NARRATOR - But wouldn't it make more sense?
Russia : It does not matter to me.
NARRATOR - Ok, but while we are here we might as well talk about something. What are your hobbies?
Russia : Watching people scream for mercy, begging on their knees for survival. And I stand there. I stand there laughing at their stupid faces.
NARRATOR - O.O'''''' Creepy, yikes! My hobbies are eating donuts and narrating everything considering its all I've ever done.
Russia : Hm. Sounds fun to watch people, planning their demise.
NARRATOR - Actually, I don't do that.
Russia : Oh... That's what I would do.
NARRATOR - ...
Russia : ...
NARRATOR - Again are you sure that you don't have your own special section in this episode?
Russia : Yes.
NARRATOR - Ok so bye I guess.
Russia : Goodbye.
( switch over to an English base in England )
General Williams : * holds out files and salutes to England * Commander Kirkland!
England : * walks over to him and takes the papers * Thank you. * opens the files and starts reading it * Good, good, good, good, and good! * hands them back * Nice work General. * pats his shoulder * Keep it up. * walks over to his tent and spots France siting in the middle of it * Holy fuck! * jumps back *
France : Hi.
England : What the bloody hell are you doing in my camp? * looks around for any more surprise visitors then looks back at France confused *
France : * scratches his head * Um... My boss says that I don't take war seriously enough.
England : -.- Well that's an understatement.
France : And he said that I needed to learn from someone how to act in war. I wasn't going to choose China and Russia scares me so I chose you.
England : * raises an eyebrow * Don't you hate me, France?
France : Yes, your a stupid English man but please teach me so that my boss doesn't kill me! * folds his palms together and gets on his knees * Please!
England : * rubs his chin * Hmm...let me think about. No. * walks out of the tent *
France : * starts to cry * I am doomed!
England : * stops walking when he hears the crying and walks back in the tent * That's not why your here is it. * folds his arms *
France : * dips his head down in shame * No.
England : Then why?
France : Because I lost my rose.
England : * smiles proudly * Knew it! ... * smiles fades * Wait what?
France : I lost my rose and I was wondering if maybe you had it?
England : You lost your rose? That's it! Why did you lie to me? It's not such a big deal.
France : I was hoping you would say yes, that I could stay. And then I would search all over your camp and house for it. Plus I would get to flirt with that girl at your house and see your underwear.
England : * eyes narrow at France * What?! You were gonna flirt with Seychelles? MY girlfriend? And you were gonna look through my underwear? MY underwear?
France : * nods *
England : * slaps France in the face * I don't have your rose, but I think I know who does.
France : * rubs his cheek *
( switch to China's garden )
China : * hums a song and waters his plants *
England : * looks at France * You ready?
France : * starts sweating and gulps * No, China is like a Kung-Fu master. I wouldn't mess with his flower garden.
England : * laughs * I thought you said I was the big baby?
France : * snaps at England * Because you are!
England : Ok, whatever makes you happy. * gets ready to launch * C'mon France! * grabs France's arm *
France : ( mumbles ) I have a bad feeling about this...
England/France : * leaps out of the bushes and jumps onto China and tackles him to the ground *
China : Ahhh!
England : * pins China to the ground with his hands * Alright China, give us France's rose back!
China : What are you guys talking about?! I didn't steal nothing! But I did see someone carrying a rose walk off in that direction. * points over to the right *
England : Are you sure?
China : * nods quickly *
France : I don't believe you ya dirty liar! * sticks his tongue out at China *
England : ( sarcastically ) Very mature, France.
China : I swear on my ancestors honor I did not take it!
England : Ok, I'm trusting you but if I find out your lying your head comes clean off!
China : Ok, ok. Just get off of me!
England : * nods * Thank you for your services.
China : This is far pinning me on the ground. * kicks England's balls and flips him *
England : Owww! * rolls off of China * Bloody mother of hell!
France : * giggles and skips off to the right *
England : * holds his balls * France! * reaches for France * Help!
China : China win! :3
( switch to the Senate )
America : So what chu guys think? * sits back on the swirly chair and starts spinning *
Jeanette Rankin : No! Absolutely not! War is bad! We need to maintain peace.
Franklin D. Roosevelt : Hmm...
Jeanette Rankin : They gave us no reason to declare war on Germany, Italy or Japan.
America : * stops his swirly chair * No reason?
Jeanette Rankin : Yes, I think that we shouldn't get involved.
America : Anybody else agree with miss Rankin over here?
Senators : ...
America : Does anybody have another statement on how we should handle this?
James Abdnor : I think that we should. Even though they haven't attacked the U.S., all over the world, people are dying. And if we don't do something about it-
America : Then we can't call ourselves the heroes. I can't call myself a hero.
Roosevelt/Rankin/Abdnor : ...
America : * stands up * Here's what we're gonna do. We are going to wait for a couple of days to see if the Axis Powers respond to us. If they do we are definitely joining the Allied Forces, if they don't then we keep sending supplies but we don't declare war on them. Deal?
Franklin D. Roosevelt : That seems like a good plan. * rests his chin on his hands *
James Abdnor : * nods his head *
Jeanette Rankin : What? But Commander Jones, sir-
America : Well then I think we're all dismissed. * looks over to the president * Boss?
Franklin D. Roosevelt : Dismissed.
America : * wipes off the sweat from his forehead * Whoo. Thank god! I couldn't take being sewious any longer. Or as China would say: ( mocking China's voice ) any longar!
Franklin D. Roosevelt : Oh brother.
America : Have you noticed that everyone always says oh brother. No one ever says oh sister or oh mother or oh father or even oh cousin. Have you realized that? Well dang sonz! O3O
( switch to a Chinese cookie shop )
England : The owner of a cookie shop?
France : It's the only building in this direction.
England : * looks around the area * Must not get a lot of business.
France : * shrugs *
Chinese Cookie Shop Owner : * walks outside of the shop *
England : * spots him * Hey you! Stop! * runs up to him *
Chinese Cookie Shop Owner : Hm?
France : * follows * Give me back my rose ya freak!
Chinese Cookie Shop Owner : * gets out a piece of paper and writes down : Who are you people?! What the hell do you want? Do you want my cookies? Here! Take everything I own just don't hurt me! *
England : * tries to read it and tilts his head * What is he trying to tell us?
France : * tries to read it * I'm not sure.
Chinese Cookie Shop Owner : * runs inside *
England : Oh no ya don't! * follows the owner *
France : I'll stay out here. Good luck!
Chinese Cookie Shop Owner : * hides behind the counter *
England : Hey, it's ok. We just want our rose back.
Chinese Cookie Shop Owner : * shakes and writes down : Take my money just leave me alone! ; puts the paper on the counter for England to read *
England : Uh... * scratches his head * Sir, I'm British. I cannot read Chinese nor speak it. Are you mute?
Chinese Cookie Shop Owner : ...
China : * walks in * What are you doing scaring my personal cookie baker?
England : Huh? * turns around and faces China * Your personal baker stole France's rose?
China : * takes out a notepad and writes down : I'm so sorry for all of the confusion. My two friends just want their rose back. I know, it's pretty but it's really important to them. Please? ; puts it behind the counter *
Chinese Cookie Shop Owner : * reads it and puts the rose on the counter *
England : * takes it * Thank you China. I owe you one!
China : No problem!
England : * walks out *
France : So did you get my rose?!
England : * nods and hands it to him * I believe you owe this stupid English man a thank you. And a meaningful one too! * smiles proudly *
France : * sighs * ( mumbles ) Thank you.
England : * holds his hand behind his ear * What? I'm sorry. I didn't hear you!
France : Thank you.
England : Still didn't hear you!
France : ( screams ) Thank you!
England : ODO You're soooooo welcome. * removes his hand and walks off *
France : Not.
( switch to England's house )
England : * opens the front door and walks in *Hey Honey, I'm home.
Seychelles : * rolls her eyes * I told you not to call me honey!
England : Did you feed England Cat? * walls over to the cat bed and pets England Cat *
Seychelles : Yes. * stands up and gets a drink of water *
England : * raises an eyebrow * Really?
Seychelles : * takes a sip of the water * Ok fine, no.
England : Of course not. * feeds the cat and pets him *
England : I'm worried about the war... * leans against the wall * What if we don't win?
Seychelles : * sighs * There is no telling what the outcome will be. It's to early.
England : I know but I can't afford to lose! If I do, I mean, if the Allied Forces do lose, then Nazi Germany will take over everything and everyone!
Seychelles : Hm. * takes a sip of her water * This Germany guy doesn't seem so bad. :)
England : Well, he is! And I'm not going to let the world fall under his control! Many people will die. Many people already have died... * dips his head down in sadness thinking of all of the people that have died *
Seychelles : * takes a sip of the water * People die, people are born. It's life.
England : Yeah?! * raises his head up and glares coldly at her * Killing people for their beliefs or race is life?!
Seychelles : Now, now. I didn't say that. I meant in war, people do die but you are forgetting that new people are born. The world eventually regenerates itself.
England : I know but they shouldn't be dying in the first place! And why they are dying and how they are dying... It's just so cruel!
Seychelles : * finishes water and throws away her cup * It's going to be ok, Iggy. We can get through this.
England : * nods * You're right!
Seychelles : * walks over to the bedroom * I'm going to bed, k? So don't disturb me.
England : * kisses her and smiles * Ok, goodnight.
Seychelles : * blushes * Whatever. * walks into the bedroom and shuts the door *
England : * knocks on the door * Hey Chelle.
Seychelles : What?
England : If your still hungry, I have food for you.
Seychelles : You got me food?
England : * nods * Like I promised.
Seychelles : ... * opens the door and takes it out of his hands ; slams the door shut *
England : * widens eyes * Ok then. * walks away to the living room *
Seychelles : ( whispers ) Thank you.
Italy ( voice ) So now the Allied Forces is formed! America : the funny enthusiastic one, England : the wise crack of the group, France : the rapist, China : the Kung-fu master who is gay for Japan, Russia : the demon from hell, and some other guy named Can-na-da. I really don't know who that is, nor do I want to know. Anyway, the Allied Forces vs. the Axis Powers. Who will win? Watch to find out! You should already know who wins though. It's pretty fricken obvious and it happened years ago! Everybody knows about World War 11! If you don't, well then go back to school and study. Since we got the two introduction episodes down, the next episode is where all of the action starts happening! Episode 3: Attack on Pearl Harbor!
