Sorry for the rather long update. Very busy these days and between all this brouhaha managing two stories is challenging.
Ok, So this chapter is fun, cool, crazy and cute at the same time. Sonamy fans rejoice! Review peeps!
Swinging the hammer in the air Amy was about to go "Kill Bill" style on her unknown beloved target of Sonic the Hedgehog.
"I may look all girly and dandy but did you know that I am a record holder on the high striker? Not waiting for some boy to showcase his might! It is evident by my huge collection of Sonic plushies!"
Sonic's eyes just bulged at the comment, he couldn't help but just laugh from the inside at Amy's overboard adulation for him! But more psychological complexes were about to occur!
Instead of barging at the so called cow Amy ran back inside.
"The hell just happened? I should've been at uncle Sam's butchery by now!"
Sonic's eyes widened once again but this time in a more dumbfounded manner. A humongous Sonic plush doll had busted its way through out the door jamb. Amy had followed from behind holding the big ass toy.
"Watch Sonic! You've always ignored me you aloof fool but this time you shall see how my heart aches for you! This is what happens when intruders try to destroy our relationships! This cow is Eggman, he shall suffer!" She stated vehemently as she placed the doll near a big wooden pole under the main entry arch.
His jaw was about to drop for being a cow offered so much perception into the minds of people that such candidness was never to be seen if he appeared as him normal self.
"FUCK! Amy, you need counseling!"
With that said Amy the assailant turned around and barged against the cow, the plush Sonic fell to it's side. Maybe it was also mortified as much as Sonic and let out an embarrassed cry. Possibly a Casanova reincarnated as a plush doll and forced to suffer the severe midnight fondling, kissing, caressing of an over emphatic lover? A flood of love.
Amy was only a few feet away! The cow bespoke! "Wait, don't kill me!" Amy was aghast by the sudden coming to tongue of the four legged creature! So taken aback that she lost control of her hammer and landed it right on her foot.
She didn't know whether to scream in pain or marvel at the sight of a speaking cow! Her brain was schizzing out back and forth between "What in the fucking hell!" and "OW! OW! OW!" it was surely a strange way to start your morning. She eventually sat in an island of grass while grabbing and rubbing her foot in pain and staring at the cow in sheer appalling manner.
"That voice! It's so familiar! It's eerily familiar…" Still not believing what she had seen or heard she turned her head and looked at her Sonic plushy "Is my plushy alive?" but no, the plushy was flat on the ground, motionless as a flat heart rate reading of an expired patient.
"Either the effects of yesterday's binge drinking still haven't wore off and I'm still hearing and seeing things or this cow speaks!"
"You have heard right Ames!"
"Oh my GOD! How do you even know my NAME?! Wait a minute… you… you sound like…like… Sonic! Sonic the Hedgehog!" She grabbed her rather bare boob erm chest, gesturing a state of shock.
"I am Sonic!"
"WHAT?! NO WAY! You are a cow! I know my Soniku! Last time I checked he was a hedgehog not a cow, definitely not a speaking cow!" Amy was taken aback, she could feel her heart racing.
"Amy, I don't know how to break this to you… seeing how you love me so much"
"I love the hedgehog, not the cow mister!"
"Ugh…I'm not mister!" Sonic sighed, he didn't know how to report his death to Amy since she would instantly die of a heart attack after hearing such piercing news.
"Amy…I'm…Dead! I've been reincarnated as a cow as you can see!"
"WHAT!" Amy screamed in shock as she quickly crawled toward the snout of the cow eyeing it with her big emerald eyes.
"It's true…"
Amy couldn't process the chimerical information in her head, she thought she was dreaming and started to slap herself hardly on her cheek. "This is a dream! I know it!"
"AMY! Don't slap yourself, if you love me then don't do it!"
Amy stopped as her hero's command or at least his voice had the power of a veto.
"This can't be! Are you saying that Sonic is dead and the soul of Sonic is inside this vessel, this cow?" She said in a worried tone, fresh tears were building up in her eyes.
"Well I guess you can put it that way, but it' still me! The good ol' Sonic… Amy, please don't cry…I'm also shocked…"
"SONIC! WHY ARE YOU DEAD! YOU CAN'T BE DEAD!" She sobbed vehemently as she grabbed Sonic's cow head and embraced it with both arms, crying in denial and stomping the ground.
"I'm going to take my life here right now, I will join you! I can't imagine myself without you!" Amy screamed fanatically like a fervent drumbeater.
"NO NO NO NO! AMY! Amy you have to help me… maybe there can be a way to summon me back! Besides what if you are summoned back as a flower? Cows eat flowers, you'll be in my digestive tract!"
"I would rather end up in your digestive tract than end up as a dried up rose under the sun! WAAAAAA!"
"Amy! Amy! Snap out of it! Give yourself a break!"
"S-S-Sonic, oh why did you die? How did you die anyways? Did Eggman do it? Did that malevolent son-of-a-bitch tub of lard Eggman do it? I WILL AVENGE FOR YOU SONIC EVEN IF I END UP AS A PLANT!"
"No, plants aren't cool. You'll end up as that abomination Cosmo from Sonic-X!"
"What's Sonic-X? A porno? Who's Cosmo?" Amy questioned while drying her tears with her arm as she sat on her knees, watching him innocently.
"HAHAHAHAHA!" Sonic couldn't help but laugh!
"Even if it was a porno it wouldn't make sense since you can't have sex with a plant!"
"Sonic… I never thought the first thing that I would talk to you about after your death would be on the subject of a skin movie! It feels really awkward!" Amy bawled some more and asked "Is Cosmo a plant?"
"It seems that way!"
"What do you mean it seems that way, are you gone out of your mind Sonic? You're talking gibberish!"
"I don't know, after my death I seem to have this ability to see things from a parallel universe. There are these 'humans' they well may just be reading a story about us right now on a computer screen written by some douchebag writer! This Cosmo, this Sonic-X it comes from there! In fact Sonic X could also be a porno on that planet, in the form of hentai!"
"Uhh…yeah…hehe…we've wandered too long! Forget about Sonic XXX or whatever just tell me how did you die Sonic?" Amy first said in an acquiesced manner since his words seemed all too awkward and nonsensical then she faded into her previous sobbing state.
"I…I really don't remember how it all happened but Egghead can never defeat me! It was an accident, something happened, I just don't know what it was! I was a victim of a circumstance…"
"Oh Sonic! I'm so sorry for acting like that in front of you! I presented myself as a total fool! I feel so ashamed… I never meant to call you an aloof fool! Oh, I'm going to hate myself for calling you that!"
Sonic couldn't help but smirk and laugh a bit
"See! I made myself a fool, I'm so sorry Sonic! I'm so repentant!"
"Ames, it's OK! I know you mean no harm. I should atone for barging into your lawn and destroying your front lawn! I was so hungry and seeing that you had just moved in around the block I thought you could've offered help!"
"It's okay Sonic! I would do anything for you Sonic, even if you end up as a cow! I'll help you get back!"
"Thanks Ames, being a cow is really interesting though… I can stick to being one for a while I guess" Sonic smirked
"Interesting in terms of seeing how people act like jackasses" Amy said sticking her head to the grass trying to conceal her mortification.
"Well let me speak straight from the shoulder Sonic, it's been a while since me and you had a conversation this long! Since you are a cow now maybe you can stop zooming out and about and really get to know me for once!" Amy said as she batted her eyelashes and blushing at the same time.
"Okay, but believe that I don't hate you Amy! My feet just move on their own…"
Suddenly Amy's stomach groaned "Oh…I really need to eat breakfast! Damn, I just realized I've ran out of milk!"
Suddenly an awkward silence filled the atmosphere as a bird chirped way past over their heads. Sonic's eye's pretty much bulged out, he had missed important question! Was he a male cow or a female cow?
"Sonic…Um…are you a boy or…a…a…erm…girl?" Amy said in a rather simpering tone.
"Uhhh…I don't know! Oh my…if I'm a girl I will be a laughing stock!"
"Oh…well I guess we have to find out…not too hard to figure out eh Sonic?" Amy joked while her cheeks turned into a crimson tint!
She crawled to the side to get a good under view, Sonic was sweating bullets. Her eyes dilated, yep, something was hangin' in there, tumescent and bulging out with veins! Amy couldn't help but burst out in laughter!
"HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA" She came out with a horse laugh rolling left and right on the grass grabbing her tummy.
"AMY! SPEAK BEFORE I ACT A FOOL!"
"Sonic! Sonic! BAHAHAHAHAHA or maybe I Should call you Sonette?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOO! I'm done for! DONE!"
"Oh Sonic! I'm...I'm…HAHAHAHAHAHA…I'm sorry! I would never insult you…HAHAHAHAHAHA! It's just that… it's so funny to see you like this! Guess I don't need to go and buy milk? BAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"I'm done for Amy! I'm done… No wonder I felt a slight pain down there like something has to be released!"
"Don't say that Sonic! If you feel pain then I guess we have to umm…milk you!" Amy said while trying really hard not laugh her heart out.
"Can it Amy! Don't you think of laughing again!" Sonic was completely dismayed.
"Oh Sonic! I'm so sorry! I'm really sorry I don't mean to hurt you, it just felt strange!"
"Ah, forget it! Situation is SNAFU anyways. That pain is starting to get unbearable…I hate to say this Amy but you um… need to milk me! You said you don't have any milk in your fridge why not a fresh drop from Sonic the freakin' cow?"
"What's this sudden change of outlook? You seem to be really enthusiastic now Sonic!"
"Enthusiastic? Hell no! I'm about to burst open, I can sit around and complain. Something has to be done!"
"Hmm…I wonder how your milk will taste like Sonic!" Amy spoke with a hint of curiosity as a big crest appeared on her lips trembling with laughter! She dashed toward her kitchen while trying to muffle her erupting wave of japery.
"I know you are laughing Amy! I can see that!" Sonic yelled while blushing ferociously at the same time.
In the kitchen Amy quickly opened her cupboard and picked up a metal bucket. She was shocked but also red with laughter. "Ooooh…The milk of Sonic the Hedgehog!"
She ran back outside and waved the bucket in the air "Found it!" then ran toward Sonic.
"Amy you've ever milked a cow before?" Sonic stated in an uneasy tone.
"No! But I guess it doesn't seem too difficult, seen a few fleeting glimpses on TV though! Just gotta grab the… um…teats" Amy said while trying hard to sound serious while holding a hand over her mouth.
Teats was the word that echoed in Sonic's mind, teat!
She put the bucket under the udder and started to make an attempt. Her finger ran over the teat, it kinda felt gross to her but well she couldn't complain much, this was Sonic her beloved and she had already damaged his ego. Sonic felt the fingers, it felt tingly yet relaxing now he was the one laughing. The jet of milk struck the metallic frame of the bucket signaling a sound of success.
"Man I'm good!" Amy rejoiced while raising a fist in the air.
"Hahaha…haha…that's the stuff!"
"Sonic? Does that feel good?"
"I hate to say it Amy but um…yes... yes it does! Feels like I'm jerkin…WHOA WHOA!"
"SONIC! Were you about to say what I think you were about to say?" Amy stopped as she flushed to an extreme tint of red on the color spectrum.
"Nawwww! NAW! You heard me wrong! I didn't say anything! Continue!"
"Fuck that was close!"
"Whatever… yeah let's keep jerkin'!" With that she continued, half naked and milking a cow. How fucked up can your day start? Sonic couldn't help but yap out in laughter in his mind "Jerkin'"
After 10 minutes or so Amy was sighing and cleaning the sweat from her forehead, she was tired and opened her lips "Sonic, this is a real thumb buster! But I managed to fill the bucket!"
"Thank you so much Amy! You saved me, I'm so grateful of you!"
"Awww, Sonikuuu! It was nothing, you mean so much to me Sonic, but you must promise to give me a kiss when you come back!"
"Well I can give you a lick if you want? How about a big sloppy cow lick huh?" Sonic said while laughing.
"Ugh… I think I'll pass on that, I'll wait for something more authentic!"
"Ah, c'mon now Ames!" Sonic protested
"Okay okay Sonic! Here, lick me on my umm cheek!"
Her face compressed and folded as the big tongue performed a long bottom to top lick. She shuddered, laughed and quivered at the same time.
"I feel like a strawberry ice cream in the middle of summer!"
"Yuk! Hedgehogs taste really gross!" Sonic spat!
"Really?"
"Joking joking, I got ya there though!"
"Touché!"
"Well, why not taste the milk?" Amy sat on her knees and cupped the bucket in her hand ready to take a swig. The milk infused on her taste buds, instant gratification shot into her psyche.
"Sonic! This milk! It tastes like…like heaven! It's so creamy and light! This just has to be the best milk I have ever tasted! From today no homogenized, sterilized milk. I'm going organic! I want more!"
"Really? Damn I'm good!" Sonic said slickly.
Amy didn't hear Sonic's ego kicking in. Taking huge chugs the milk overflowed from the sides of the bucket as it dripped all over her breasts, torso and thighs. Sonic felt aroused for a moment, at least his male side did!
"Damn! Sonic you haven't been looking all too clearly lately! What have I been missing the whole time!"
"Oh darnit! I just messed up my bra and panties!"
"I just realized I've been half naked the whole time…" Amy was severely blushing, she liked the situation but also felt uneasy at the same time, uneasy in front of her hero um heroine of a cow!
"Umm…I'll be back!" She ran back inside deciding to change her clothing. What did the rest of a newborn day have in store for Sonic…?
