the classic prank
the classic prank
Six months. That's how long it's been since I've joined the akatsuki. And I've enjoyed every minute of it. The best time of my life. All the members were a bit skeptical about having a girl when the leader first told them I'd be the newest member, then, when they realized they were being skeptical over a girl, they turned to perverts. But besides that, they are all like my brothers. My big annoying brothers. My big annoying, mutant, criminal brothers. They all have different things i love about them. Zetsu with his plants and people eating, hidan with his prayers and sacrifices, kazuku with his money and being made out of so many different people. Kisame with his personality and sword that can rip through people like butter. And itachi ...well, he's itachi and i love him. Sasori with his puppets and his laid back cool demeanor. I love them all. But the one i really have taken a liking to is iwagakure no deidara. I and he have made that special connection since we met. And don't tell anyone but i think he might have to be my favorite.
I stood outside itachi's door with a snickering akatsuki behind me. It was around eight in the mourning, everyone still in their pajamas. I put my finger to my lips, silently telling them to be quiet. They covered his mouth while i opened the door. I cracked it enough to see that itachi was still sleeping. I put my finger on my lips again and opened the door really fast, so it wouldn't crack. Deidara snuck on his tip toes. I and dei went on either side of itachi's bed so we were across from each other. i gestured for him to hand me the shaving cream. I took it and pulled up itachi's hand, shaking the bottle, putting the cream on his hand. The guys stood in the doorway stifling laughs. After deidara saw that i was done, and with the biggest smile on his face, started to tickle itachi's nose with a feather. Itachi nose twitched a little but he turned away to the side where i was standing. i knew that would happen so what i did was tickle him again. Itachi narrowed his eyes and tried to smack the tickling sensation off his nose with a hand full of shaving cream. That was it. The akatsuki burst out laughing and ran out side to the kitchen along with me and deidara laughing hysterically.
We all ran downstairs and took our seat laughing like maniacs. Kisame wiped his eyes.
"Oh Delilah, when i dared you to do that it never crossed my mind you would actually do it. Bravo. And I will miss you when itachi kills you." he said giving applause. The rest of the group following. I stood up and bowed. I took the last part as a joke. Only half believing he would actually come down here and kill me. He most likely would now that I think about it. This all went through my head but I bowed none the less.
"Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all day. And please tip your waitresses." i said bowing, my ponytails hitting the table slightly. The guys all laughed, suddenly stopping. I looked behind me to see a shaving cream faced itachi. I smiled at him, kinda scared that this just might be my last moments living. Hm. In retrospect, maybe it wasn't a good idea to take that dare I thought as itachi glared down at me, sharingan eyes ready to kill anything that moves. So as these thoughts go through my head, I decided that since this might be my last moments living, I should make fun of him before I die at least once.
"Um, itachi, you um, you got a little something right here on your cheek." i said pointing to my cheek. Itachi didn't look amused but deidara burst out laughing. Itachi turned to glare at him. Deidara stands up and gets in front of me. Man I love him.
"Aw c'mon itachi, we were just having a little fun." he told him. Itachi turned his attention back to me, His still red eyes staring into my green ones. even though I was scared shitless, my mind decides to work and thinks of an idea to save my life. I conjure an innocent look, pouting my lip, making puppy dog eyes. Almost instantly, itachi's glare softened and he sighed at me. I smiled, hugging him.
"Thanks itachi, i love you as a brother." i told him. I tell everyone that. Itachi sighed again.
"Just don't do it again." he mumbled. I kissed him on the cheek and went to sit back down. The group looked at me in amazement.
"What?" i asked innocently.
"How did you do that?" kazuku asked amazed. I smirked.
"It's a girl thing." i told them simply.
"You are amazing Delilah." deidara said. I giggled, blushing. Deidara was the only man that could ever make me feel all shy inside. I don't know why but he just does. Everyone else can say all the perverted things in the world but he's the only one that makes me actually blush. Psh! What am i? A school girl? Anyway we started off with our day by doing our usual thing after mocking itachi a little more.
