Foobaloobayubikaland
Chapter Two: Japanese Food
Disclaimer: YYH = not mine
Previously on Foobaloobayubikaland
Spazz finished up her ass-kicking and walked back over to the group. "So how 'bout that Japanese food?"
Yusuke grinned triumphantly. "TO THE NEAREST JAPANESE FOOD RESTAURANT!"
This time
3 minutes later
Hiei yelled, "YES! SWEET SNOW!"
The waiter seemed nervous. "Uh, um….MANAGER!" he called loudly, then ran away.
Hiei muttered about baka ningens.
Spazz sighed. "I know what you mean."
Kairee looked at her. "Spazz, you ARE a ningen."
Spazz gave Kairee a cheerful smile. "Not in this fanfic; in this fanfic I'm a cat demon! See my pretty ears and lovely golden neko eyes!"
Yusuke gave Spazz and appreciative look. "Uh huh, I'm seeing…"
Spazz sweatdropped. "Yusuke, I'd like YOU to STOP seeing."
Yusuke stuck his nose in the air and "Hmph"ed.
Botan, meanwhile, was livid. "Bad Yusuke!" she admonished. "That's a no-no!"
Yusuke sighed. "I mean- I only see you, Botan dear.
Botan smiled, all traces of anger gone. "Bingo!" She patted Yusuke on the head. "Good boy!"
Yusuke asked, "Do I get a treat?"
"Yes, after the meal you get a fortune cookie." She told him.
"YES! ALRIGHT! NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!" he cheered.
Botan informed Yusuke, "Not in the restaurant, please."
Yusuke sighed again. "Yes, Botan, dear."
Spazz was humming to herself. Kairee sweatdropped.
"What, you don't like my humming?" Spazz asked indignantly.
Kairee put a passive face on. "Eh…"
Spazz sniffled. "Wahh!"
Hiei appeared to become stressed. "Stop…crying…" he said through gritted teeth.
Spazz stopped crying, but she kept sniffling and her eyes were watering threateningly.
"Don't…cry…DON'T…CRY!" he ordered her.
Spazz's lower lip trembled. "Now you're making me feel bad! ….WAHHH!" she sobbed.
"There, there, he's just a big bully…" Kairee comforted her friend.
Botan glared at Hiei. "Now look what you've done, Hiei! You made Spazz cry!"
"IT'S NOT MY FAULT!" he growled at her.
Botan glared at him some more. "Yes it is! You're such a meanie!"
Spazz sniffled once more, then directed her anguished gaze toward Hiei. "Beg forgiveness."
Hiei looked outraged. "What! No way."
Spazz bellowed at him, "BEG FORGIVENESS OR SUFFER MY TEARS OF WRATH!"
"NOO!" Hiei cowered. "NOT THAT! PLEASE, OH MIGHTY SPAZZ, FORGIVE ME AND DON'T CRY ANYMORE!"
Spazz gave a haughty little sniff. "You have my forgiveness, and I'll stop crying now."
Hiei sighed in relief.
"Now what?" Yusuke complained once the danger had passed. "I'm hungry."
"We wait for our food," Kurama told the stupid.
-Silence-
Spazz sighed, frustrated. "Someone say something, or I'll cry again."
-Silence-
"Kurama, you never talk. Say something." She ordered the fox.
Kurama sweatdropped. "Um….hello…"
"Hi," she responded, and looked at him expectantly.
"Eh…um…" he turned to Yusuke. "Psst, what should I say?" he whispered.
Yusuke whispered back, "You should suggest taking me undergarment shopping again."
Kurama looked back at Spazz. "We need to take Yusuke- wait, hey!"
Yusuke winked at him.
Kurama scowled. "That was rude."
Hiei looked like he would rather chew off his own ear than be in the Japanese restaurant with the psychos. "Can I please leave?"
Spazz didn't even spare him a glance. "No."
"Why not?"
"'Cause I said so." She responded.
"Hn." He said.
"Hn." She said.
"Hey, stop that!" He told her angrily.
"Hey, stop that!" She told him angrily.
"CEASE THE MIMICKING!" He yelled at her.
"Okay, okay. God, what a spoilsport." Spazz muttered.
"Hn." He said.
Kurama sweatdropped and sighed. "Our food shouldn't be taking this long…"
Magically, the waiter with the food arrived at that very moment.
Everyone pigged out.
When everyone finished their pigging of out, Kairee looked around perplexed. "…Who's gonna pay the bill?"
Botan stated, "I think the person that ate the most food should pay."
Everyone looked at Yusuke.
"What!" He exclaimed.
Kurama informed him, "You're paying for the food."
"Aww, man! Why me?" Yusuke whined.
Kurama told him helpfully, "Hey, you can borrow come of my money. It's in your wallet."
"Cool!" Yusuke said.
Kairee turned to Kurama. "Nice lie." She said admiringly.
Kurama smiled. "Thanks, I thought so myself."
4 minutes later
Everyone walked out of the restaurant.
Yusuke looked around. "So…what do we do now?"
Everyone thought really hard.
Spazz said suddenly, "I know!" and whistled shrilly. "YO ASCAR MEYAR WEENIEMOBILE! OVER HERE!"
The Weeniemobile pulled up from the sky. Spazz climbed into the cab and sat in the driver's seat. "Well? Coming?" she said.
Everyone approached the Weeniemobile rather hesitantly.
Spazz patted the seat next to her and asked, "Who wants to take shotgun?"
Everyone else ran to the back of the Weeniemobile, trying to get there first.
Spazz's eyes got reallllly big and she whimpered, "Nobody loves me! Wahh!"
Kuwabara appeared in the passenger seat. "Hiya."
Spazz blinked. "I thought you died."
Kuwabara nodded. "I did."
More blinking. "And..?" Spazz asked.
"…And what?" Kuwabara wanted to know.
Spazz sighed. "Never mind. Just buckle you seatbelt."
"Where are we going?" he asked.
Spazz smirked. "You'll see." She hit the gas and promptly ran into the truck in front of them. "WHOO! That was some nice crashing, eh?"
Kuwabara didn't respond.
She looked over towards Kuwabara. "Um…hello?"
Kuwabara was dead-looking with a stream of blood trickling fro his mouth.
"Huh. Dead again. That was fast…Aw, who cares, it's just as well. Let's keep moving." She hit the gas again.
1 1/3 minutes later
"Aha! We're here!" Spazz exclaimed and climbed out of the Weeniemobile.
Everyone else followed suit.
"What was that sudden jerky stop?" Kurama inquired. "And why is Kuwabara's dead body in the passenger seat?"
Spazz rolled her eyes. "Long story….Kuwabaka came back to life, I crashed the Weeniemobile, and then he died again, in short."
Kurama sweatdropped.
Botan looked around. "Where are we?"
Spazz and Kairee answered her in unison. "We're in….FOOBALOOBAYUBIKALAND!"
To Be Continued
