Author's Note: WOOHOO! The weirdo parade continues.
*In Naraku's Castle*
"MWUHAHAHAHA! I will take your sacred jewel shards Inuyasha! And to lure your brother Sesshomaru here, I kidnapped Rin! Kukuku..." Naraku yelled triumphantly. Inuyasha looked at him like he was on drugs.
"Whats with the bloody 'kukuku...'? Bloody Weirdo..."
"How Dare you! Kukuku..." Naraku screeched. That's when Sesshomaru came in.
"The Mighty Sesshomaru heard everything! Where did you hide Rin!" He demanded.
"Wouldn't you like to know. Kukuku..." Naraku laughed.
"Yes, the Might Sesshomaru would indeed like to know." Sesshomaru said, not understanding Naraku's sarcasm. Then Koga jumped in.
"Wow...the mutt's brother is even dumber than the mutt!" He exclaimed.
"I agree...Kukuku..." Naraku said, face palming.
"Did you just insult the Mighty Sesshomaru?"
"Yes. Kukuku..."
"How dare you insult the Mighty Sesshomaru!" He drew his sword and did whatever the hell he does with it and killed Naraku in one sweep.
"What. The. Bloody. Hell!#!#%!" Inuyasha screamed. "I've been trying to do that for five bloody years and you killed him with one bloody shot?"
"No! Kukuku! I am not dead! Now Inuyasha, your friends will die!~#! Kukuku..."
Inuyasha looked dumbfounded along with Sesshomaru and Koga.
"Don't mind me, I'm not the mutt's friend." Koga said, and he walked away from the castle.
"Nor is the Mighty Sesshomaru," Sesshomaru said, but he stayed because he wanted to kill Naraku. Then Koga came back with Kagome. Narkau headed towards Kagome, ready to kill her.
"INUYASHA! HELP MEE!" She squealed. Then Inuyasha walked up to Koga and leaned up against him.
"Sorry Kagome. Bros before Hoes." he said. (Koga and Inuyasha, new best buddies?) Naraku killed Kagome and laughed at Inuyasha's stupidity. Then Kikyo walked up.
"Oh Naraku, I love you!" she cried. Naraku began laughing.
"I don't care! Die Kikyo! Kukuku..." He yelled. Kikyo died. Then Sango and Miroku walked inside the castle.
"Sango-chan, you amaze me yet again." Miroku laughed.
"What?" Sango asked.
"I don't really know." Miroku replied. Sango face-palmed and slapped him. Then Naraku noticed them.
"So the monk and the slayer finally arrive. Kukuku..."
"So, Naraku strikes again. I don't understand your strategy Naraku. Is it your intention to piss everyone off so that you have so many enemies that they decide to team up and kill you once and for all? I mean, first you piss Inuyasha off by turning Kikyo against him, then you piss Kagome off by just...being you, then you piss me off by putting a wind-tunnel in my hand, then you piss Sango off by killing her entire family and slaving her brother Kohaku, then you piss Sesshomaru off by first giving him an arm that nearly kills him and second kidnapping Rin, then you piss Koga off by killing all his comrades. You're a frickin rocket scientist Naraku..." Miroku pointed out. Naraku stopped his advance on him and Sango.
"Did I really do all of that? Kukuku..." he asked.
"Bloody yes! You did all those bloody things!" Inuyasha yelled, taking advantage of Naraku and struck him with the Back lash wave. Then Kanna appeared, talking on a cell phone. The room went silent except for her talking.
"So then I was like, if you wanna be up in everyone's buisness like some damn stalker, get your own damn mirror. Then he was like, well Maybe I will. Oh wait, hold on, getting another call. Oh hey Kohaku! What's up dawg!" Kanna said. Then Rin walked in. All of a sudden, Sesshomaru had a rose.
"The beauty of this rose pales in comparison to your radience...my love." he said.
"Oh Sesshomaru-sama~! Your so dashing~~~!" Rin said.
Inuyasha and Koga began making retching sounds.
"Ewww...Sesshomaru, that's sooo cheesy!" they said at the same time. Sesshomaru turned to them, his eyes red and his demon marking all...well, you know.
"How dare you say that about the Mighty Sesshomaru! You ruined a totally romantic moment!" he screamed at them.
"Says the guy with make-up on. Kukuku..."
"Weren't you...dead or something?" Sango asked. Naraku went back to being dead. Sesshomaru began chasing Koga and Inuyasha around the room, making death threats. Rin was following him giggling, and Kanna continued to talk loudly on her cell phone. Sango started repeatedly slapping Miroku, for no real reason.
THE END :D!
