Wilson, Cuddy, and the team were all thinking of ways to kill House and make it look like an accident, While House was removing paper, pens, and envelopes from his back pack.
"Are you ever going to tell us what you want?" Foreman really wanted to go back to bed.
"Dare Night" House replied not looking up from his stuff.
"Dare night?" questioned Cameron.
"Did I stutter?" House was still pulling things out of his back pack and had not yet looked up.
"This is ridiculous, I'm leaving, I have a dream to get back to." Wilson said as he got up and walked to the door.
"I said your sexy nurse dream can wait, Jimmy, sit down." House had looked up from his belongings and was now eyeing his best friend.
"Fine" Wilson sat back down.
"I called you all here to…..
"Piss us off?" Muttered Chase under his breath.
"No… I called you all here because I was bored and I thought of the perfect way to cure it, and I need your assistance."
"What are you getting at House?" asked Cuddy.
"Like I said before, Dare Night!"
"Dare Night?" everyone asked at the same time.
"Is there an echo in here? Stop repeating me!"
"Explain." Cameron said turning her full attention to House.
"The rules are, we each take two pieces of paper and write down two dares, and then we put them in separate envelopes, mix them all up, then randomly pick two out of the pile. The dare on your card is the dare you have to do."
"How would we know if the person actually did their dare?" questioned Chase.
"Because we have these," House then proceeded to pull three Polaroid camera's out of his back pack.
"What happens if someone picks a dare that they wrote?" Cameron asked curiously.
"Put it back and pick another one."
With all questions answered, everyone started writing dares down. All laughing silently for the crazy things they had come up with. About twenty minutes later all envelopes were in the middle of the table.
"Oh one more thing I forgot to tell you, everyone needs a partner. And since this was my brilliant idea, I get to pick. So Cameron you're with me, Wonder boy you're with the boss, and Wombat you're with…. Well you know. Dig in!" House exclaimed very excitedly.
House MD
Cameron and House were walking down the halls of PPTH; both had still not opened their envelopes.
"You first." House said as they turned a corner. Cameron nervously opened one of the envelopes in her hand, and then she scanned it over.
"What does it say?"
"Go to Safeway, and ask them what isle the kangaroos are in…. real kangaroos. Then start hopping around like a kangaroo."
"I'm going to kill Chase!"
"What makes you think Chase wrote that?"
"Did you?"
"NO!"
"Then trust me it was Chase."
Then the two walked out of the hospital, got in Cameron's car, and drove to the nearest Safeway.
House MD
Back at PPTH Wilson and Cuddy were debating on who should go first.
"He's your best friend, you go first."
"Well you're his boss, you go first"
"Rock, Paper, Scissors" suggested Cuddy.
"Fine"
"Sudden death or two out of three?" she asked him
"Sudden death"
"Ok… Rock, Paper, Scissors."
"Ha Ha Paper covers rock, you first James." Cuddy said very much relieved.
Wilson took an envelope out of his coat pocket, and opened it.
"Well House definitely wrote this one"
"What does it say?"
"Walk into the psych wards wearing a cape and your underwear over your pants and tell them your superman/woman and you've lost your abilities and are being attacked"
"Does that make me Lois Lane?" Cuddy asked trying not to laugh.
"Let's just get this over with." Then he took of for the Psych ward Cuddy following behind him.
House MD
Over by the first floor nurses station, Chase and Foreman were talking about ditching the game and going to a bar instead.
"He'll know."
"And how do you know that, Chase?"
"It's House we're talking about, he probably has this camera bugged, or the security team watching our every move."
"You have a point, so who's going to go first."
"I will." Chase just wanted to get this over with.
"Okay, what does your card say?" Chase looked at the envelope in his hand and carefully started opening it, as if it would explode.
"You've got to be kidding me?"
"What?"
"I have to switch clothes with a person of the opposite sex and then walk to the nearest bar and hit on a person of the same sex."
"I wonder who wrote that." Foreman asked rather amused.
"This isn't House's writing, so it wasn't him."
"Wilson, Maybe?" Foreman suggested still trying to suppress a laugh.
"Who am I suppose to switch clothes with?"
"I guess we have to go find Cameron or Cuddy." Foreman could no longer help himself and was bursting in a fit of laughter.
"Shut up!"
"Hey, at least we get to go to a bar." Still laughing Foreman followed an angry Chase toward the elevators.
House MD
Cameron and House had just pulled into the parking lot of Safeway.
"It's now or never." Cameron said as she got out of the car, and started walking towards the grocery store.
"Hey, wait for me, I'm crippled you know!" Cameron stopped to wait for House and together they made their way into the store. Walking up to one of the registers Cameron asked the man behind the check out her question.
"Excuse me?"
"Yes, how may I help you?" The man was balding and wore black rimmed glasses. Taking a deep dramatic breath, Cameron continued.
"What isle are the kangaroo's on?"
"Stuffed kangaroo's?" the cashier asked eyeing the woman and man in front of him.
"No, silly, the real kangaroo's."
"Miss, I don't know what your going on about, but we do not sell animals here." He looked at Cameron as if she were psychotic.
"No worries, I'll find them myself." She then smiled at the man and started hopping, like a kangaroo, toward the frozen food section, just as House snapped a photo.
House MD
Back at the hospital Cuddy was waiting for Wilson outside the men's room.
"Geez Wilson, how long does it take to put your underwear on over your pants?"
"I'm coming!" Wilson exclaimed as he opened the door and stepped out, looking at nothing but the floor.
"Nice Boxers." Cuddy said smiling.
"I still need a cape." Wilson said as he slowly brought his eyes up to meet Cuddy's.
"I have an idea, following me." And as Wilson followed Cuddy he just hoped no one would see him.
House MD
Meanwhile Chase and Foreman were still trying to find Cuddy or Cameron.
"Why don't we just go on to the next dare, and do this one later?" Foreman Suggested.
"Fine with me." Chase answered as he opened the other envelope.
"Go buy some cookies then go door to door and say you're selling them one for $40 or two for $200, seems easy enough."
"We can take my car to the store." Foreman offered as the two men made their way to the parking garage.
