Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or Soifon. Tite Kubo owns it. If I did then the world would have gotten rid of useless idiots such as Orihime.


2ND DIVISION CAPTAIN – SOIFON

Do you like fish?

No comment.

Cake?

No comment.

Cheese?

No comment.

Beef?

No comment.

Are you gay with Yoruichi?

No co… WHAT? HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH A THING!

Uh… don't you have like 100000 soft toys of her and posters up in your room?

Uh… yes. But I'm straight. Perfectly straight.

Why are you so short?

Short people live longer!! And it's good for stealth.

Your clothes are awesome.

They'll never be as good as Yoruichi-sama's.

Is your Zanpakuto annoying?

Trust me, it's the most annoying thing on the planet. It's so childish!!

Give some advice on dealing with fat annoying people as lieutenants.

Ignore him. If he's really pissing me off I give him a good beat up, then demand him to give the 2nd Division another makeover and use up all his money.

How did Omaeda become the lieutenant anyway?

Seriously, I have no idea.

What is it like in the 2nd Division?

There's cracker crumbs all over the floor! We installed a lot of stuff in this place to make it luxurious whenever Yoruichi-sama comes to visit.

You do know that you actually have a fan club consisting of many of your officers in your division?

… Stop making fun of my chest size and height.

I'm serious. Anyway the 3rd Seat of the 8th Division has an obsession with you also…

I already said stop making fun of me. I'm not as attractive as Yoruichi-sama.

Why don't you like your Bankai?

It's really embarrassing and it offends my pride as an Omnitsukido agent. It's too slow and hard to lift up.


Thank you Soifon. Btw the Soifon fan club consists of me and I should be voted as president!! Anyway, next is Unohana (I'm skipping Gin the traitor. Don't get me wrong I think he's awesome but you have to tell the truth sometimes...)