Okay so I locked Cheese out long enough to finish writing this chapter. I had a few reviews (Daniel, Coolso) that wanted me to have him say "DO IT AGAIN!" so here you go.
Disclaimer: Why am I so poor that I own nothing. NOTHING!
Cheese ran right into a random training ground and ran right into Lee and Neji. They turned to face this strange blob (RUN AWAY YOU IDIOTS!).
"What could this youthful yellow thing be?" Lee asked.
"HHHHH! I want some chocolate milk!" Cheese shouted in Lee's ear.
"SO DO I!" Lee shouted back. "We must find ourselves some youthful chocolate milk!"
Lee did his trademark good guy pose. His eyes lit on fire and a random sunset appeared. Cheese was right beside him doing the same thing.
"HHHHH! HOT HOT HOT!" Cheese's eyes (unlike Lee's) had actually lit on fire.
Then the fire suddenly stopped. Cheese turned and faced Lee.
"HHHHH! DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN!" Cheese shouted crazily.
"But I think it would be a bad idea to set your self on fire again," right when Neji finished the sentence, Cheese shot him.
"You have killed my youthful training partner!" Lee shouted in surprise.
Cheese's eyes became as wide as dinner plates when he saw Lee's Chuunin jacket.
"I WANT ONE!" Cheese shouted as he pointed at Lee's jacket.
"Only a Chuunin can-" Lee was cut off when he saw Cheese already had one.
"HHHHH! I want one with bunnies," Cheese whispered.
"Uh, I don't think the youthful Chuunin jackets come with bunnies," Lee said as he deflated a bit.
Cheese looked at him for a few seconds, then he unleashed his favorite move.
"HHHHH! I! WANT! BUNNIES!" CHEESE SCREAMED SO LOUD THAT IT HIT MY CAPS LOCK!
Lee wasn't throw back. He exploded. Cheese looked satisfied at his work and then continued on his way. Itachi suddenly jumped out of a tree and, without looking, Cheese shot him.
"HHHHH! I want bunnies," Cheese whispered.
He walked into a weapon store.
"Hey what can I get for ya?" The clerk asked.
"PSSSSSSST!" Cheese whispered over the counter to the clerk.
"Umm, yes?" The clerk asked, clearly confused.
"Can I have some bunnies?" Cheese asked.
"I don't have any," the clerk confessed.
Cheese shot him. Cheese then walked out and entered the next shop. He continued to do this until the whole shopping district was dead.
Cheese walked into the last store. It was a pet store.
"Hi sir, what kind of pet do you want?" The clerk asked. (I don't like using different names. DON"T JUDGE ME!)
"PSSSSSST!" Cheese whispered.
"I am right here. Just tell me what you want," the clerk demanded.
"I want bunnies," Cheese said, a little bit of satisfaction in his voice for some reason.
"Uh sure. How many?" The clerk asked.
"I WANT ALL THE BUNNIES!" CHEESE HIT MY CAPS LOCK AGAIN.
"Okay," the clerk said a little weirded out.
He went into the back room. He came out with three cages. Each one was filled with around 80 rabbits. He painstakingly lifted each cage, individually, up to the counter. Once they were all up, a very tired man turned to talk to Cheese.
"That will be $500," the man said in between puffs.
Cheese looked at him like he was the crazy one.
"These aren't bunnies. Bunnies are pink! And on fire!" Cheese shouted. "Take them all back and get me the real bunnies."
The man had enough of Cheese. He pulled out a sword and chopped off both of Cheese's arms.
Cliff hangar. Hope that satisfies everybody.
*Pounding in background*
I gotta go before Cheese gets back in. Review please!
*Door breaks down*
