Okay welcome to chapter two woo! Any way I'd like to thank some people cough reviewers cough
Ella Clevek:thanks I hope you will still like it.
The Yamato:I bet you can't wait to meet them, I'm insane so it will be fun!
Also a special thanks to Mystery2ya (Tobi-kun)and Fanmaster2000(Deidara-kun) For being nice and being my bestest friends even when I attempted your murder deidara. Yay!! again me and my friends are insane so yeah...ON WITH THE STORY!!!!(improper English omg )
The pretty boy brigade
Asuma clapped as the door opened. In walked the Tayuya's worst night-mare, the pretty boy brigade. Itachi, Sasori, and Deidara Tayuya's eyes widened as she fell out of her chair she didn't even notice to of her old friends Kankuro and Temari walk into the room as well. "TAYUYA-HIME!!!" Deidara screamed as he tackled as soon as she stood up. "Hey Tayuya-hime." Sasori said waving not trying to stop the blond from suffocating her. "Nice to see you again Tayuya-hime." Said the ever-so arrogant Itachi. Tayuya was slowly turning blue when she managed to kick Deidara off of her. "Oh God..." She said gasping for air. The class began to laugh but stopped dead when Tayuya's glares darted around the room.
"Same old Deidara." She sighed. "You didn't even notice us!" The voice of her old best friend rang out. "Temari?" She questioned. "In the flesh." she said helping Tauyya up. "Hello Itachi, Sasori, ugh Deidara. "Hello Tayuya-hime." they all said together. "Tayuya you know these people?" Asuma asked looking at the blond "boy" oddly. "Obviously." she said in a bored tone. "OH MY GOD CAN YOU GET ME A DATE!?" every girl in the class screamed at once their eyes turning to hearts. Tayuya shuddered and shook her head. "Tayuya I can get you out of your classes if you show them around." Asuma said looking at the girl smiling. "OHH YEAH, COME ON TAYUYA -HIME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE??!!" The blond screamed jumping up and down with a puppy dog face. "What ever.." she muttered grabbing her bag. "YAY!" The blond chirped and attempted another hug only to get flipped on to his back. "WHEEEE THAT WAS FUN!" He yelled. Tayuya shook her head and headed for the door while Sasori helped Deidara up. They left the class room, Tayuya rather confused on what was happening.
"So Tayuya did you miss us?" Sasori asked catching up to her. "Not extremely." She said shrugging her shoulders. "You liar who wouldn't miss us?" Itachi said flipping his bangs. "Me." she said she was impervious to their looks. "Oh don't be so mean Tayuya you'll make Deidara-kun cry." Temari teased the other blond. "So you brats bring anybody else?" She asked unfazed by temari's joke. "Yeah my little brother and Temari's little brother." Itachi said putting an arm around Tayuya's shoulder. Tayuya ducked and walked around his arm. "Oh come on Tayuya-hime we haven't seen each other for four years you had to miss us a little." Sasori said walking to her side. "I never said that, I just don't like Emo bastards putting their arms around me." She said with a smirk.
This made every one with the exception of Itachi laugh. "How about a puppet master?" Sasori asked putting an arm around her shoulder. (Omg this has nothing to do with any thing but the Emo kid song just cam up in my play list I think so much of itachi in his little sister's coughSasukecough pants. Any way back to the story) "no puppet bastards either thank you." She said repeating the same move she did to Itachi. They were about to turn into the A hall when she sudenly ducked and the blond went flying into the wall. "Hyperactive bastards either." she said with a small smile.
(Let's see how Sakura's doing.)
"SASUKE GAARA HERE THIS ISN"T HAPPENING!!!" She screamed as all the other girls crowded around the pretty boys. "Oh it's happening Sakura-hime." they said in unsion. (Inner Sakura)YAY my Sasuke-kun is back and we can resume our relationship! 'But I don't like Sasuke!' She yelled at inner sakura inside her head. ' you will go out with Sasuke-kun and like it!' yelled inner sakura with a coaches whistle. 'NO!' Sakura screamed to inner sakura. She was jolted from her argument by sasuke shaking her.
(Okaaaaaay enough of that hehehehe sweat drop)
Tayuya lead the group of people to the gym. There was Gai doing super human push ups. "Yosh Tayuya-chan who are these people and why are they so un-youthful?!" He asked shooting her a smile. "Well that's why I'm here you need to fill these people with youth before there is no hope." She said giving him an evil smile and a thumbs up. "Right away!" he yelled giving her a thumbs up. "Have funs bastards." She said grabbing temari and Kankuro and walking to the other side of the gym. "Tayuya what did you just do?" Temari asked looking at the boys with concern. "Oh just watch it will teach them not to suffocate me or not stop the suffocating." She said in an evil tone as she jumped onto a pull up bar.
She watched as Gai came bounding out of his office holding some overly large tee-shirts. She watched as the boys removed their uniform shirts and put on the gym shirts. "NOW TEN-THOUSAND LAPS AROUND THE GYM!" Gai yelled giving them a thumbs up. "NO FUCKING WAY!" All three boys yelled in unison Gai began to chase them around the gym. After twenty minutes of Gai putting the boys through the most pain their legs and lungs had ever felt she jumped down from the bar. She walked over to the gym teacher and screamed at the top of her lungs. This caused the gym teacher to scream like a girl and faint. She watched as all three boys collapsed on the gym floor. The boy's chests moved up and down rapidly. "Tayuya-hime, you know we are gonna get you for that." Sasori gasped. "And how is that?" She asked smiling. The boys look at each other and yelled "Get her!" the y jumped to their feet and dog pilled her. "OH MY GOD! GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!!!!" she yelled laughing. The boys grbbed on to who ever they were on top of (deidara grabbed sasori Sasori grabbed Tayuya Itachi grabbed deidara.) And began to roll around on the floor. Itachi fell of bringing Deidara with him.
Sasori still held tightly to tayuya and kept the battle for top going. In the end he won pinning Tayuya to the ground. "Ha I won." he said smiling. "What do you want a fucking cookie?" She asked laughing. "Oh you'll see." he said rolling off of her. "Oh joy more surprises." She said laughing. She hadn't realized how much she had really missed them. "oooooooooooooooo Sasori has a girl friend!" every one but Tayuya called. "Shut up!" He said blushing. Tayuya blushed as well but no one noticed. Gai shifted positions, "Shit let's get out of here." she said leading them out of a back door. "Tayuya since we don't have classes wanna cut school?" Itachi asked removing the tee shirt. He pulled on the uniform shirt and jacket quickly and continued walking. "Why not?" She said shrugging her shoulders. "Crap my parents are home." Itachi said walking faster. "Mine aren't we can go to my mansion." Tayuya suggested. "YAY WE GET TO GO TO TAYUYA-HIME'S HOUSE!!" Deidara yelled.. "Okay." Kankuro said quietly. "Kankuro who are you Hinata?" She asked slapping him on the back. "Who?" Everybody asked at the same time. "Some rich, quiet annoying bitch." She shrugged pulling out her phone. She dialed one of her family's chauffeurs. "He'll be here in ten minutes." She said smiling at he friends. "Awesome!" they said in unison.
Well sadly enough that's the end of this chapter. Wasn't it fun? What will Tayuya's house be like? What will the boy's revenge be? Again why am I asking you these questions? Because I'm insane. Now let's talk to the characters!
Deidara: YAY TAYUYA-HIME'S HOUSE PLUS SASORI HAS A GIRL FRIEND!!
Me: I know fun right? And yes, yes he does.
Sasori: Do not!!
Itachi do to!!
Tayuya He does not you Emo bastard!
Gaara why me cries
me oh no you need a hug! hugs
Gaara Oh my god it burns!!!
Sasuke haha.
Me you need a hug to you're the Emo sister of itachi! hugs
Sasuke eye twitch Emo sister?!
Itachi yeah imouto
Sasuke shut up!
Deidara STOP FIGHTING!!!
Me no they will not stop!
Tobi tobi is here!
Me oh no it's fucking Brian (flori party's not mine well technically Dane cook but what ever)
Readers are you still insane?
Me yes, yes I am and damn proud of it!
Me any way that concludes this chapter I'm gonna go hug Sasuke and Gaara now just for the hell of it.
Sasuke and Gaara NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hugs!
Bye peoplez! Woo
