"Naaa-ruuuu-toooo..." Itachi was moaning. He was tired of waiting.

"I said I'm almost finished!" Naruto barked from behind a shade that was painted with bright sakura blossoms.

Itachi whined some more. Moments passed.

"All done!" Naruto declared, stepping out from behind the shade. He wasn't in sexy no jutsu, but he was done up to look exactly like Princess Peach. He blushed. "How do I look?"

"Perfect," Itachi murmured in a sinister voice. "Come now." He led Naruto over to a large bush where he crouched down(indicating for Naruto to do the same) and looked through the branches to see Sasuke practicing his taijutsu on some trees.

"I don't get it," Naruto whispered. "What has this got to do with anything?"

"Kiss me," Itachi hissed.

"What?!" Naruto's eyes were huge, but he managed not to scream. "Where?"

"Uh... Neck?"

"But I don't wanna!" Naruto protested.

"Just do it or I'll kill you." Itachi glowered at him.

"Fine, fine!" Naruto began to kiss Itachi on the neck, and the two fell backwards. It was horrible for both of them. Itachi then stuck his foot out of the bush on purpose. This obviously drew Sasuke to them.

When Sasuke looked behind the bush... Words cannot describe. "NARUTO! ITACHI!" he screeched at the top of his lungs. He built up his chidori and leapt at them. Luckily it wasn't chidori at its strongest. It drove the two apart alright, but it didn't kill them. It just cooked them a little.

"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?" Sasuke roared.

Itachi was laughing hysterically, while Naruto was crouched gagging, whiping his tongue, and sobbing at the appearance of his charred dress.

"I got you!" Itachi cried.

"I'm gonna kill you," Sasuke whispered, exposing his sharingan.

Suddenly a noise. *BOOM* Itachi died(literally). Gaara was on top of him, parts of his inner demon exposed, snarling and pounding.

"What the..." Sasuke's jaw dropped.

Gaara was screaming and stomping on Itachi. "NOBODY STEALS MY COOKIE!" (Somebody needs a Snickers.)

"But what about my revenge?! I was supposed to kill him!" Sasuke cried. Tears were streaming down Uchiha's face.

"It's okay!" Orochiamaru comforted. Sasuke looked at him.

"Mommy?" he asked.

"Yes?" Orochimaru replied.

"Could you revive Itachi?"

"Fine... But next time you eat your Halloween candy, you gotta share some with me."

"Fine." Sasuke stuck his bottom lip out in a pout as Orochimaru somehow revived Itachi.

"Get in the box," Orochimaru told Gaara.

"What?" Gaara snarled.

"There's cookies in there."

Gaara's face lit up and he jumped into a giant cardboard box.

"Time to ship you to China!" Orochimaru grinned.

"Where am I?" Itachi moaned.

Deidara liked forcing food on others. "EAT IT!" he screeched.

Itachi didn't have time to react. Cinnamon buns were jammed into his cheeks.