Mello was blushing furiously as he stood outside the door. Room 406 it said, but Mello knew better. It was the room of stolen sweets, of misappropriated chocolate goods. His hand quivered as he went to knock on the door, but then he remembered what Matt had told him.
"She probably just thought it was a sexual innuendo. She probably didn't know you don't share chocolate with anyone besides your closest friends." He had said, his face lit up in the pale glow of his Nintendo DS.
Tap. Tap. Tap. His knuckles reddened a bit as he angrily rapped upon the doorframe. No answer. Must not be in, Mello thought, as he turned and began to step away. He heard a creaking noise, and there stood the enemy... the enemy? This was the enemy? She seemed completely harmless, as she stood there, wearing a lilac nightgown, her hair in an orange bandana for the night, staring at him innocently, as if trying to remember who he was.
Her eyes widened a bit and she pointed a finger directly at his face, "YOU!" Mello looked taken aback , "Me!? You kicked me in the balls and stole my chocolate! Not me, YOU!" She dropped her hand, pursed her lips into a hard flat line, and looked away, "Well.. you did try to get me to have sex for chocolate." Mello stood there, starting to feel awkward, "No. I meant what I said literally. I don't share chocolate with anyone I'm not friendly with. So give it back!" Now it was Maya's turn to feel awkward, "Well yes, see the thing is, I already ate it."
Mello could not believe the nerve of this bitch. "You ate it!? You ate my chocolate!?" Maya giggled, "Yep. It was delicious.HAHAHAHAH"
Now, Mello, although generally in need of anger management classes, usually would not stoop to hitting a woman, but this crazy chocolate stealing bitch was an exception. It was interesting though, what followed the swing of his arm toward her face. Maya, being a practicioner of several martial arts, dodged easily, but, also being not quite graceful, stepped to the inside of his swing, instead of the outside. This lead to Maya toppling Mello over, Mello's foot catching her ankle, and her falling forward on top of him. It was basically a blur to them, but when they regained their senses Maya was straddling his chest, with her feet on either side of his head. And since she was wearing a nightgown, this gave Mello quite a view.
Maya however,was oblivious to this, and was thinking that since she was the one left standing, rather sitting, instead of lying down, she was the victor. Soon she noticed that Mello's face was similar in color to a tomato, and she tilted her head to the side, trying to figure out what he was turning red about. "Hey are you o...PERVERT!!" She quickly turned beet red and lept to her feet, kicking Mello in the groin once again, and ran into her room, slamming and locking the door.
Mello could only lie there, curled in a ball of pain,muttering under his breath, "Again!"
