Good Cop, Worse Cop
Rating:T
Summary:The quest to cure Neji's dragonness continues. Can Naruto and his pals save the day?
It had been about an hour since Temari and her weasel were put in charge of dragon-sitting. Neji had grown steadily worse, now he had claws and whiskers. Not to mention he ate a bird and squirrel when Temari had her back turned. Kamatari wasn't scared of most things, but the bird thing tore it for him. So Temari had been trying for the last five minutes to get him to snap out of it with no avail.
"Alright Kamatari, there's nothing to be afraid of. Stop hiding in the corner like a little baby!" said Temari
"But dragons eat weasels and people..." he squeaked
Temari yanked her furry teammate up by the tail. She threw him across the floor and kicked him.
"We're supposed to be keeping an eye on Neji." she said
"Honestly, I am fine, stop making such a fuss."Neji said
He picked up the frightened animal and said "See Kamatari, it's still me."
Kamatari screamed and ran into a wall. Temari shook her head and picked up her fan.
"I'm gonna go raid the fridge, do you need anything?"she asked Neji
The Hyuga shook his head no. Once Temari left him and Kamatari alone things got ugly. Neji slowly sat up and slunk out of bed. He crawled on all fours toward the white mammal in the corner. Kamatari quickly pulled out his beloved sythe from his back and aimed it at the dragon-child.
"Alright, come and get some! I'm not afraid to slice you into ribbons!" he dared "I hope the others have it better than me!"
In Guy's house Hinata and Sauske were interrogating him and it wasn't working well at all. The duo had the poor Jonin tied to a chair with gummy worms. They shut all the windows and shined a lamp in his kids also had Guy's dragon in a plastic cup, but Guy had no clue about the dragon mystery.
"Listen here, we've got a sick kid back at home base. You've got the creature responsible, so start coughing up answers!" demanded Sasuke
"You know, if you don't mind." said Hinata
"I want answers and I want them now!" Sasuke yelled, slamming his fist on the wall
"But I don't know about any dragons! I know nothing!"squeaked Guy
"If you wanna play dumb, fine!" the Uchiha roared
"But I'm not playing, I really am this dumb!" cried the Jonin
"Guy please, my cousin in turning into a monster. Y-y-you have to know something. W-where did you get Little Guy?" Hinata said
"If you won't talk, I'll make you talk!" yelped Sasuke "I will make you eat spinach, flaming spinach!"
Sasuke left the room to light some spinach on fire. He also went to find some juiceboxes too.
"Oh. I got him at the... zoo place yesterday. He looked lonely, so I took him home. I even gave him a little jump suit of youth!" Guy said
Sasuke returned with spinach sitting in it's plant-juice yet on fire. He handed Hinata a blue rasberry juice box and gave Guy the evil eye.
"The zoo, huh?"said the boy, slurping on juice "Well come on, let's go!"
With that the duo left the house and split for the zoo.
"CAN SOMEONE PLEASE UNTIE ME?" yelled Guy, alone
