Chapter 2: Physics Class
[Spider-man POV]
"You have to understand particular matter" said the physics teacher who was old and had wispy hair and just looked goofy overall.
Spider-man listened intensely to the physics teacher's speech. He liked science very much and want to be good at it like his teacher. His teacher was very good because he was Einstein. Einstein had built a time machine to escape the holocaust and traveled to the todays so that he could teach people super powers so there would never be another Holocost again.
"Now in order for you class to use your powers you have to understand percolator matter" he said again.
Flash in the back of the class laughed. "Haha!" he said, laughing.
Einstein frowned. "Does that word sound funy to yo?" He was not happy.
"You get detention Flash!"
"But..." said Flash very quickly because he was fast.
"No you get dention." Said Einstein.
And Flash did not say words again for the rest of the class while Einstein taught Spider-man about how to use paretical matter for the powers. Spider-man thought he could slim webs better than ever before and so he shot web as a test but he did not have very much in him so his web dribbled on his desk.
"Spider-man!" yelled Einstein. "Are you paying attention or JOKING OFF!"
Spider-man felt bad for making Einstein mad. "I am paying attention."
"Okay then Spider-man tell me what the root of the factor of particulate matter composer IS!"
Spider-man did not know what that was so he said "I don't know what that is."
"Detention!" said Einstein. "How will we ever stop Holocost 2 if you don't even know what the hyper particols are?"
Spider-man sat the rest of the class sad. Flash deserved detention but Spider-Man did not and felt bad. He wished Batman did not skip class.

[Batman POV]
Batman was in his bat cave which he got to using the secret trap door in the locker in between his locker and Spider-man's that was empty like always except for the door which doesn't count anyways. There he was watching Lucky Star. He liked the style of characters very much and thought they were cute but he had to watch Lucky Star in the bat cave and not in public because sometimes he masterbated to Konata and he did not want someone to see him masterbating and tell Cat Woman. Batman had actually just finished and then he got a FaceTime from the butler and put it on the screen.
The butler look down at Batman and said "Batman have you been watching Lucky Star again."
Batman took his hands out of his pants and said "yes."
"You know Cat Woman would not be happy with you." said Butler
Batman said "What is it? Why did you call Butler?"
"There has been an confirmed alien at the Spider-man High School Batman."
said Butler.
"Martian Manhunter is only gay, not dangerous." said Batman. "Gay people do not serve to die Butler."
"No Batman there is someone else here is the video footage from the sirvalence cameras at Spider-man High School."
The butler put on the screen the video. For a few seconds it showed the roof and a little black thing on it moving.
"What was that?"
"I do not know Batman, besides it being an alien. You must be a detective like your father was and search the school for clues." So Batman finished watching Lucky Star and then used the trapdoor to go back out into the hallway.
"grah grah grah" said a voice from the end of the hallway
"SHIT" said batman in response but then remembered he wasn't supposed to curse in school and said shit again but quiter this time.
"so that was the bat cave huh" said the voice again
Batman said shit again like he said it the first time even though he know he should not, he was that mad. "Fuck you."
"grah grah grah" said the voice again stepping out of the shadows.
It was...
KILLER CROC! Killer croc had very big green muscles and didn't were clothes in school even though it was against the school rules becuase he wanted to show the muscles off. The teachers did not care because he was big and scary and also his penis was on the inside of him because he is a crocodile so it was okay.
"Hello batman. grah" said killer cork then laughed. "I have finally found the batcave and now I can get in and steal your porns and dorky animes."
Batman was so mad he didn't say anything but just punched him and knocked him down and said if anyone took his animes he would kill them.
Killer croc was on the groundd but not dead only unc.
Then batman phone rang and it was butler and he said batman you need to get the alien and batman ran upstairs to the roof and looked but it wasn't there. Then he looked back around down and killer crok was gone and only there was some slime left from his body.
"what happen" said Batman who was calm and quiet but also concerned but mostly happy because if killer croc died he wouldn't need to worry about him taking the porns. Batman walked back down into the bat cave.
Then somewhere outside the school killer croc body was being slowly moved outside by something undetachable.