HEYLO! If you finished reading chapter one...you're here. HI!

(Kakariko Vill)

Blue: It's good Green let us use Ponya to get here fast.

Red: Yeah, yeah, why are we here?

Blue: I believe the mission is to seek Vaati out and capture him as quick as possible.

Red: Oh. Hey, do you really think this is a book?

Blue: Why not? There's words in the sky, and every other color is white. Just white surrounding each letter.

Red: Good point.

Blue: Anyhoo, to drop the subject, where do you think Vaati really is?

Red: IDK.

Blue: Even with my superior knowledge, I have to assume that means 'I'm Donkey Kong'.

DK: IDK.

Blue: What trickery.

Red: Silly gorilla! Tricks are for Links!

DK: NO! Share. What would your mother say about that? Huh? Yeah. You share.

Red: Ok...

Blue: Where'd you come from anyway?

DK: IDK.

Blue: WE KNOW YOU'RE DK! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!

DK: I SAID 'IDK'!

Blue: AND I HEARD YOU! BUT I WANT TO KNOW WHERE YOU CAME FROM!

DK: I...D...K!

Blue:(Grabs gun, cocks, shoots DK)

Red: Umm...Blue? IDK means 'I don't know'.

Blue: Oh...Let's uh...bury this guy...

(Mario runs up)

Mario: OH YES! DK is dead-a!

Red: You cold heartless monster.

Mario: But-a he kidna-

Red: You cold heartless monster.

Mario:(Looks down, guilty, and walks away)

Blue: That was a bunch of guest stars to have at once.

Red: Word.

(Ordon, Hyrule)

Green: Alright. We've been here for two frickin' days. The sandstorm won't let us leave this abandoned warehouse. WE'RE DOOMED!

Purple: Don't worry. This town is cliche.

Green: No it's not! Kakariko Vill is the cliche one!

Purple: Oh yeah...WE'RE DOOMED!

Green: Alright, we can survive. All we need is...WAIT! Blue said this was a book, remember?

Purple: Yeah, so what?

Green: Books always have happy endings...except the Hunger Games. WE'LL SURVIVE!...If this is a book.

(A castle in a far and distant land)

Zelda: LET ME OUTTA HERE!

Vaati: Oh, princess, how rowdy you are! Don't worry, we'll marry as soon as the Links are dead. I have sent a wave of minions to Kakariko Vill. I suspect they're all there.

Zelda: I HATE YOU!

Vaati: Aw, our first fight...

Zelda: GRR...

(Links Homeland)

King: Oh my, it's already the 25th time Zelda's been kidnapped! She's growing so fast!

Uncle: Yep. Hey, ya wanna rip off a video?

King: Sure! What are we gonna do, Uncle?

Uncle: I'm not Uncle! I'm my original character, Bluncle!

King: And I'm not King. I'm MY original character, Bling.

Uncle: PEOPLE REALLY NEED TO GET THEIR FACTS STRAIGHT!

King: I'll say.

Uncle: OH NO! I'M MYSTERIOUSLY INFLATING AGAIN!

King: How embarassing.

Uncle: Good job.

King: On what?

Uncle: Ripping off the video!

King: Oh, we were ripping off a video?

Uncle: YES!

King: Yes what?

Uncle: Are you a goldfish?(Goldfish have a memory of about five seconds)

King: Yes.

Uncle: How are you a goldfish?

King: How'd ya know I'm a goldfish?

NEXT CHAPTER: GREEN AND PURPLE SLOWLY DIE! BLUE AND RED HAVE MORE GUEST STARS! ZELDA THINKS OF HOW TO ESCAPE! UNCLE AND KING HAVE NO PART!