(Kakariko Vill)
Blue: It's good Green let us use Ponya to get here fast.
Red: Yeah, yeah, why are we here?
Blue: I believe the mission is to seek Vaati out and capture him as quick as possible.
Red: Oh. Hey, do you really think this is a book?
Blue: Why not? There's words in the sky, and every other color is white. Just white surrounding each letter.
Red: Good point.
Blue: Anyhoo, to drop the subject, where do you think Vaati really is?
Red: IDK.
Blue: Even with my superior knowledge, I have to assume that means 'I'm Donkey Kong'.
DK: IDK.
Blue: What trickery.
Red: Silly gorilla! Tricks are for Links!
DK: NO! Share. What would your mother say about that? Huh? Yeah. You share.
Red: Ok...
Blue: Where'd you come from anyway?
DK: IDK.
Blue: WE KNOW YOU'RE DK! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!
DK: I SAID 'IDK'!
Blue: AND I HEARD YOU! BUT I WANT TO KNOW WHERE YOU CAME FROM!
DK: I...D...K!
Blue:(Grabs gun, cocks, shoots DK)
Red: Umm...Blue? IDK means 'I don't know'.
Blue: Oh...Let's uh...bury this guy...
(Mario runs up)
Mario: OH YES! DK is dead-a!
Red: You cold heartless monster.
Mario: But-a he kidna-
Red: You cold heartless monster.
Mario:(Looks down, guilty, and walks away)
Blue: That was a bunch of guest stars to have at once.
Red: Word.
(Ordon, Hyrule)
Green: Alright. We've been here for two frickin' days. The sandstorm won't let us leave this abandoned warehouse. WE'RE DOOMED!
Purple: Don't worry. This town is cliche.
Green: No it's not! Kakariko Vill is the cliche one!
Purple: Oh yeah...WE'RE DOOMED!
Green: Alright, we can survive. All we need is...WAIT! Blue said this was a book, remember?
Purple: Yeah, so what?
Green: Books always have happy endings...except the Hunger Games. WE'LL SURVIVE!...If this is a book.
(A castle in a far and distant land)
Zelda: LET ME OUTTA HERE!
Vaati: Oh, princess, how rowdy you are! Don't worry, we'll marry as soon as the Links are dead. I have sent a wave of minions to Kakariko Vill. I suspect they're all there.
Zelda: I HATE YOU!
Vaati: Aw, our first fight...
Zelda: GRR...
(Links Homeland)
King: Oh my, it's already the 25th time Zelda's been kidnapped! She's growing so fast!
Uncle: Yep. Hey, ya wanna rip off a video?
King: Sure! What are we gonna do, Uncle?
Uncle: I'm not Uncle! I'm my original character, Bluncle!
King: And I'm not King. I'm MY original character, Bling.
Uncle: PEOPLE REALLY NEED TO GET THEIR FACTS STRAIGHT!
King: I'll say.
Uncle: OH NO! I'M MYSTERIOUSLY INFLATING AGAIN!
King: How embarassing.
Uncle: Good job.
King: On what?
Uncle: Ripping off the video!
King: Oh, we were ripping off a video?
Uncle: YES!
King: Yes what?
Uncle: Are you a goldfish?(Goldfish have a memory of about five seconds)
King: Yes.
Uncle: How are you a goldfish?
King: How'd ya know I'm a goldfish?
NEXT CHAPTER: GREEN AND PURPLE SLOWLY DIE! BLUE AND RED HAVE MORE GUEST STARS! ZELDA THINKS OF HOW TO ESCAPE! UNCLE AND KING HAVE NO PART!
